The Best 16 Sturgeon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sturgeon jokes. There are some sturgeon organs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sturgeon fish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sturgeon Jokes and Puns

Nicola Sturgeon is being shown around an Edinburgh hospital when one of the patients sits up in bed and exclaims:

"Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"

Before Nicola can respond, another patient responds: "Wee, sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

while a third one chimes in with "Some hae meat and cannae eat, and some wad eat that want it!"

She turns a puzzled face upon her doctor escort and says "Is this the psychiatric ward, then?"

And he replies, "Och, no...

"It's the Burns Unit!"

What do you call the fish in charge of healthcare?

The sturgeon general.

Marine Biologists discovered a fish that can clean all the plastics in the ocean.

It's called a Plastic Sturgeon. It will change the face of the ocean.

Sturgeon joke, Marine Biologists discovered a fish that can clean all the plastics in the ocean.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What's a fish with a medical degree

A sturgeon


A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish...

A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish, so much so that he eventually buys a huge, synthetic sturgeon and hangs it on the wall above his fireplace.

Eventually, however, looking at the fake trophy makes the man feel like a fraud, and he can't stand it.

One day, he makes a final attempt at fishing up something impressive. Finally, after hours of waiting, he reels in a record-breaking chub, one that weighs more than any other in recorded history.

A fellow fisherman passes by and is impressed.

"Wow! How did you get such a big chub?"

"I saw a plastic sturgeon!"

Did you know smoking fish may be hazardous for your health?

I was told so by the Sturgeon General

Sturgeon joke, Did you know smoking fish may be hazardous for your health?

What kind of fish do they serve in hospitals?

Sturgeon

Earlier today I saw a fish in a hospital waiting room going up to people and giving them medical advice.

I said "Oi fish, stop that, what do you think you're doing?!"

He said "Don't worry about it, it's ok... I'm the Sturgeon General".

What type of fish can perform a liver transplant?

A sturgeon.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.
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Have you heard the Scottish National Party's proposal to reduce Loch Ness monster sightings?

Nick all the sturgeon

What kind of doctor does a fish need?

A sturgeon

Sturgeon and Salmond are calling for a referendum

Something Fishy is going on over in Scotland.

I wanna be a fish that helps people walk again...

An orthopaedic sturgeon

Sturgeon joke, I wanna be a fish that helps people walk again...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sturgeon nets jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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