Stupidity Jokes

What are some Stupidity jokes?

What borders stupidity?

Mexico & Canada

Only three things are infinite

The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period.

The teacher announces the total for an exam.

Teacher: Okay class, only John got 99/100

John:(to his classmates) Ha! See that?! You people are oozing with stupidity. You people should've followed my example. You guys should just shine shoes for a living or just live the rest of your lives as a mountain hermit. You can all drool at my excellence and you-

Teacher: The rest got 100.

It's Albert Einstein, not mine

Few things are Infinite,
The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game.

The problem with America is stupidity.

So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

There's only one 5-letter word stopping me from being smarter.


Theres no i in stupidity


Only three things are infinite...

The universe, human stupidity and and the Winrar trial period.

Actually I am not very sure about the first two.

I'd say it's unfair that kids born into antivax families have to grow up believing that kind of stupidity is okay...

...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?

George bush stupidity

So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

The queen of England says: "Well all my people back home need me"
takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

George bush says: "All my fellow Americans need me"
takes a parachute, jumps out of the plane.

The hockey player says: "Well all of my fans need me"
Takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane.

Now there is just the scientist and the little boy left.

The scientist says: "Hey kid, you have the rest of your life to live, you take the parachute"

The little boy replies, "No, no, no, its ok! George Bush took my backpack.

2 blondes are sitting on a bench in San Francisco...

One of the blondes says to the other. "Hey, which one is closer; New York or the moon?". The other blonde laughs at the stupidity of the joke.

"Well, duh! Can you see New York from here?"

There is no I...

...In stupidity

What it is called when u put smaller size tires on wider rims?

Stupidity. It's called stupidity

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

What's the height of stupidity?

I don't know, somebody ask OP how tall he is.


Every blonde thinking that every other blonde except her was responsible for blond stupidity.

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

The size, complexities and wonder of the universe can only be matched by the ignorance, ego and stupidity of man.

Source: my ex-wife

Like Einstein said, "Only 2 things are infinite, human stupidity And...

WinRAR trial version".

Which is worst: stupidity or ignorance?

Don't know, don't care.

You must learn from your mistakes. But if you keep on doing the same mistake, then you are suffering from a learning disability called



A man was walking pass an alley way and his eyes caught a homeless man. As he moved closer to see the man he heard someone whisper something. The homeless man told him stay calm, cool and collected while I rob you of your money. As the man tried to turn away he felt a heavy slap on his face that sent him spinning of balance.

Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

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