stupidity Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious stupidity puns

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

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What borders stupidity?

Mexico & Canada

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Call me a racist if you want, but the other side of the border is a sea of violence, corruption, and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a twenty-foot pole.

I'm so fucking glad I live in Canada.

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Only three things are infinite

The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period.

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The teacher announces the total for an exam.

Teacher: Okay class, only John got 99/100

John:(to his classmates) Ha! See that?! You people are oozing with stupidity. You people should've followed my example. You guys should just shine shoes for a living or just live the rest of your lives as a mountain hermit. You can all drool at my excellence and you-

Teacher: The rest got 100.

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It's Albert Einstein, not mine

Few things are Infinite,
The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game.

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The problem with America is stupidity.

So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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What borders on stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

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There is a new vaccine against stupidity.

But anti-vaxxers don't get it.

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There's only one 5-letter word stopping me from being smarter.

Stupidity

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Does this one work in english...?

Q: What borders on stupidity and ignorance?
A: Canada and Mexico

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Only three things are infinite...

The universe, human stupidity and and the Winrar trial period.

Actually I am not very sure about the first two.

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George bush stupidity

So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

The queen of England says: "Well all my people back home need me"
takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

George bush says: "All my fellow Americans need me"
takes a parachute, jumps out of the plane.

The hockey player says: "Well all of my fans need me"
Takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane.

Now there is just the scientist and the little boy left.

The scientist says: "Hey kid, you have the rest of your life to live, you take the parachute"

The little boy replies, "No, no, no, its ok! George Bush took my backpack.

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2 blondes are sitting on a bench in San Francisco...

One of the blondes says to the other. "Hey, which one is closer; New York or the moon?". The other blonde laughs at the stupidity of the joke.

"Well, duh! Can you see New York from here?"

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Three infinite things

Only three things are infinite:
1. Universe
2. Human stupidity
3. WinRar trial

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There is no I...

...In stupidity

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What it is called when u put smaller size tires on wider rims?

Stupidity. It's called stupidity

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What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

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Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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The size, complexities and wonder of the universe can only be matched by the ignorance, ego and stupidity of man.

Source: my ex-wife

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What is the difference between genius and stupidity?

Genius has its limits

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You must learn from your mistakes. But if you keep on doing the same mistake, then you are suffering from a learning disability called

STUPIDITY.

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stupidity

When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's pain only for others.

It's the same thing when you are stupid.

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Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

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stupidity

A man was walking pass an alley way and his eyes caught a homeless man. As he moved closer to see the man he heard someone whisper something. The homeless man told him stay calm, cool and collected while I rob you of your money. As the man tried to turn away he felt a heavy slap on his face that sent him spinning of balance.

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β€ͺi'm always quick to show off my stupidity but never my intelligence

β€ͺit's not because i'm humble, but it's becuase i have no intelligence ‬

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You call me a racist if you wish, but everything south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...

Thank goodness I live in Greenland.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a three meter pole.

Thank God I live in Canada!

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Which is worst: stupidity or ignorance?

Don't know, don't care.

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If your father is poor, it's your fate.

But if your father-in-law is poor, it's your stupidity.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I'm just glad I live in Canada.

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Call me a racist if you must, but south of the border is nothing but a land of corruption, violence and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole

I'm extremely lucky to be from Canada

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You'll only find ugliness and stupidity in here.

Now that you clicked your way in here!

Boom...roasted!

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Whats the difference between science and stupidity?

Writing it down

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So it turns out stupidity can be considered a form of mental illness...

Guess who just got disability benefits.. SUCKERS!

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BEST JOKE - DONALD TRUMP , BARACK OBAMA , AND ME ... (STUPIDITY TEST)

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What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico aparently.

Forgive the spelling error, I'm from America.

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What do you take when you have a stupidity bacterial infection?

Antidiotics

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How do you get rid of all the stupidity in the U.S.?

Easy! Get rid of Washington D.C.

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Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form.

Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it.

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If stupidity was a crime...

Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1

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Texas...

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

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