stupidity Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious stupidity stories

What are the best Stupidity puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Stupidity? Well here is a complete list of Stupidity dad jokes:

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.


*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*

*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity


Three infinite things

Only three things are infinite:
1. Universe
2. Human stupidity
3. WinRar trial



When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's pain only for others.

It's the same thing when you are stupid.


Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.



A man was walking pass an alley way and his eyes caught a homeless man. As he moved closer to see the man he heard someone whisper something. The homeless man told him stay calm, cool and collected while I rob you of your money. As the man tried to turn away he felt a heavy slap on his face that sent him spinning of balance.


George bush stupidity

So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

The queen of England says: "Well all my people back home need me"
takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

George bush says: "All my fellow Americans need me"
takes a parachute, jumps out of the plane.

The hockey player says: "Well all of my fans need me"
Takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane.

Now there is just the scientist and the little boy left.

The scientist says: "Hey kid, you have the rest of your life to live, you take the parachute"

The little boy replies, "No, no, no, its ok! George Bush took my backpack.


F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence...

F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK!
Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip


The problem with the world...

The problem with the world, is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for being stupid, but why don't we just take the safety labels off from everything and let nature take its course?