stupidity Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious stupidity stories

What are the best Stupidity puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Stupidity? Well here is a complete list of Stupidity dad jokes:

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity

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Three infinite things

Only three things are infinite:
1. Universe
2. Human stupidity
3. WinRar trial

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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's pain only for others.

It's the same thing when you are stupid.

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Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

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A man was walking pass an alley way and his eyes caught a homeless man. As he moved closer to see the man he heard someone whisper something. The homeless man told him stay calm, cool and collected while I rob you of your money. As the man tried to turn away he felt a heavy slap on his face that sent him spinning of balance.

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George bush stupidity

So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

The queen of England says: "Well all my people back home need me"
takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

George bush says: "All my fellow Americans need me"
takes a parachute, jumps out of the plane.

The hockey player says: "Well all of my fans need me"
Takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane.

Now there is just the scientist and the little boy left.

The scientist says: "Hey kid, you have the rest of your life to live, you take the parachute"

The little boy replies, "No, no, no, its ok! George Bush took my backpack.

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F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence...

F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK!
Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip

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The problem with the world...

The problem with the world, is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for being stupid, but why don't we just take the safety labels off from everything and let nature take its course?

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