Stupidity Jokes
52 stupidity jokes and hilarious stupidity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stupidity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a great source of hilarity for your next social gathering or to lighten a humdrum day? Well, you don't need to look any further. This article is a compilation of Jokes About Stupidity, humorously showcasing the height of stupidity and the inevitable laughs that follow.
These jokes expertly blend the absurdity of being ‘dumb’ with the inherent humor of human follies, resulting in an abundant dose of side-splitting laughter. These are the perfect icebreakers, especially when you need to uplift the mood or when laughter seems to be the best medicine.
These funny jokes premised on stupidity effortlessly illuminate the hilarious side of human cognitive shortcomings, reminding us all to laugh at ourselves once in a while. Let's dive in!
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Funniest Stupidity Short Jokes
Short stupidity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stupidity humour may include short madness jokes also.
- Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Thank god I live in Canada
- My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
- Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period.
- It's Albert Einstein, not mine Few things are Infinite,
The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game. - I was teaching my science class about Pavlov. The students were laughing at the stupidity of the dogs.
Then the bell rang and they all got up and rushed to the canteen for lunch. - The problem with America is stupidity. So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
- Trump just suggested that injecting sanitizers like bleach might have a cleansing effect on the body I think medical research would agree that injecting bleach definitely cures stupidity.
- It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles... Because then it would be octward.
- What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...) - The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser.... But still have a Landlord.....
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Stupidity One Liners
Which stupidity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stupidity? I can suggest the ones about insanity and ignorance.
- What borders stupidity? Mexico & Canada
- What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico
(German Joke) - Whats the difference between stupidity and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care.
- There's only one 5-letter word stopping me from being smarter. Stupidity
- Theres no i in stupidity Wait...
- Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist. - Difference Between Stupidity and Intelligence? Intelligence has limits.
- Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.
- Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel
- When I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
- I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
- Where do you draw the line for stupidity? Somewhere between Canada and Mexico..
- Had a stupidly long receptionist shift today. I worked from desk till dawn.
- [Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride? Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES
- What borders at stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
With kind regards from my math teacher
Height Of Stupidity Jokes
Here is a list of funny height of stupidity jokes and even better height of stupidity puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the height of stupidity? I don't know, somebody ask OP how tall he is.
- Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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What funny jokes about stupidity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean completely stupid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stupidity pranks.
Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of time
Just like yo mamma
A mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.
Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?
It's s**.... You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
A bad workman blames his fools...
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A blonde mom is cooking dinner when her blonde daughter walks in
The daughter asks, "Mom, why do people think we blondes are s**...?"
Her mother replies, "I'll show you", and taps hard on the kitchen counter.
Somewhat confused, the blonde daughter says, "Someone's at the door!".
The blonde mother laughs. "This is why people think we're s**.... Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
Not everything donald trump says is s**....
The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
I tried donating blood today. Never again!!
Too many s**... questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from?? Why is it in a bucket???
An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, Doctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.
The doctor paused and said, There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot.
But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake.
When he encountered a bear, he still didn't realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear.
The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!
The old man said, That's s**...! The bullet must have been shot by another person.
That's exactly right, said the doctor.
Americans are so s**..., it takes them a week to get the results.
We in Russia get results 20 years before the elections.
The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
s**... auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".
Mom: Son, why dont you talk to Mark anymore? You used to be best friends.
Son: Well would you talk to someone who is s**..., uses drugs and is an alchocolic?
Mom: Of course not.
Son: Well neither would he.
The Democrats have a plan to make the Republicans sound s**....
Operation "Just Let Them Talk"
97% of people are s**....
Thank God I'm in the other 5%.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the s**... window...
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in...
9 out of 10 Americans are s**......
I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Racism is so s**....
You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.
I hate those people that bang on your door saying you need to be saved or else you'll burn
s**... firemen
«I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me?»
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike asks the minister all sorts of s**... questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, and he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a fatherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You should hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."
My kids were hungry so I made them burgers from scratch.
They got really upset and started to cry.
Scratch is a s**... name for a cat anyway..
when you're dead you don't know it. It's only painful to others.
The same thing is true if you're s**....
Cop: So I'm writing you a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane.
Me: You're going to feel really s**... when you look in my trunk.
There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35...
...and those flashing lights on your car look s**....
I just made this one up and it's really s**.... What do you call a resistor that can't afford rent?
Ohm-less
My wife said if I bought her one more s**... present, she would burn it
So I bought her a candle. That showed her.
A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office
Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become s**...."
The doctor says in reply "Well how do you suppose that would happen?"
"Well I don't know for sure but he hasn't passed a single test since he was vaccinated last year."
"Ah-ha! That's it!"
"So it was the vaccines then?"
"No, it's genetic."
Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?
Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Yes.
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Yes.
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...
What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.
The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really s**...
Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.
Mom: Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was s**..., took drugs and was drunk all the time?
Mom: No, Never!
Son: Well neither would he!
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"
s**... firemen.
My wife was screaming and yelling at the tv, Don't go to church you s**... b**..., I said what are you watching?
She said, Our wedding video.
I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be "saved" or "I'll burn"...
s**... firefighters.
