Stupidity Jokes
50 stupidity jokes and hilarious stupidity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stupidity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a great source of hilarity for your next social gathering or to lighten a humdrum day? Well, you don't need to look any further. This article is a compilation of Jokes About Stupidity, humorously showcasing the height of stupidity and the inevitable laughs that follow.
These jokes expertly blend the absurdity of being ‘dumb’ with the inherent humor of human follies, resulting in an abundant dose of side-splitting laughter. These are the perfect icebreakers, especially when you need to uplift the mood or when laughter seems to be the best medicine.
These funny jokes premised on stupidity effortlessly illuminate the hilarious side of human cognitive shortcomings, reminding us all to laugh at ourselves once in a while. Let's dive in!
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Funniest Stupidity Short Jokes
Short stupidity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stupidity humour may include short madness jokes also.
- Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period.
- I was teaching my science class about Pavlov. The students were laughing at the stupidity of the dogs.
Then the bell rang and they all got up and rushed to the canteen for lunch. - It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles... Because then it would be octward.
- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~ Albert Einstein I'm not so sure either...
- Only three things are infinite... The universe, human stupidity and and the Winrar trial period.
Actually I am not very sure about the first two. - Whenever you get caught stupiding in public just smile, laugh, And say you work for Buzzfeed.
- Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says
- Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys. - What are a blonde's first words after graduating college? "Would you like fries with that?"
- What it is called when u put smaller size tires on wider rims? Stupidity. It's called stupidity
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Stupidity One Liners
Which stupidity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stupidity? I can suggest the ones about insanity and ignorance.
- There's only one 5-letter word stopping me from being smarter. Stupidity
- Difference Between Stupidity and Intelligence? Intelligence has limits.
- Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel
- I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
- Had a stupidly long receptionist shift today. I worked from desk till dawn.
- How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate()
- Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances. - List of Extremely Stupidly Funny Jokes Comment the stupidest, funniest joke you know!
- I don't understand why people get attacked by sharks. Can they not hear the music?
- What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada
- I had prepared for a battle of wits but I see you came unarmed.
- "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."
- Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk. - I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing.
- I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!
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What funny jokes about stupidity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean completely stupid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stupidity pranks.
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Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of time
Just like yo mamma
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A mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.
Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
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A bad workman blames his fools...
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A blonde mom is cooking dinner when her blonde daughter walks in
The daughter asks, "Mom, why do people think we blondes are s**...?"
Her mother replies, "I'll show you", and taps hard on the kitchen counter.
Somewhat confused, the blonde daughter says, "Someone's at the door!".
The blonde mother laughs. "This is why people think we're s**.... Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
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Not everything donald trump says is s**....
The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
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An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, Doctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.
The doctor paused and said, There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot.
But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake.
When he encountered a bear, he still didn't realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear.
The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!
The old man said, That's s**...! The bullet must have been shot by another person.
That's exactly right, said the doctor.
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Americans are so s**..., it takes them a week to get the results.
We in Russia get results 20 years before the elections.
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What borders stupidity?
Mexico & Canada
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The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
s**... auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".
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The Democrats have a plan to make the Republicans sound s**....
Operation "Just Let Them Talk"
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97% of people are s**....
Thank God I'm in the other 5%.
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9 out of 10 Americans are s**......
I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
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Racism is so s**....
You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.
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I hate those people that bang on your door saying you need to be saved or else you'll burn
s**... firemen
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«I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me?»
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike asks the minister all sorts of s**... questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, and he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a fatherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You should hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."
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My kids were hungry so I made them burgers from scratch.
They got really upset and started to cry.
Scratch is a s**... name for a cat anyway..
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when you're dead you don't know it. It's only painful to others.
The same thing is true if you're s**....
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Cop: So I'm writing you a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane.
Me: You're going to feel really s**... when you look in my trunk.
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I just made this one up and it's really s**.... What do you call a resistor that can't afford rent?
Ohm-less
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My wife said if I bought her one more s**... present, she would burn it
So I bought her a candle. That showed her.
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A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office
Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become s**...."
The doctor says in reply "Well how do you suppose that would happen?"
"Well I don't know for sure but he hasn't passed a single test since he was vaccinated last year."
"Ah-ha! That's it!"
"So it was the vaccines then?"
"No, it's genetic."
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Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?
Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Yes.
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Yes.
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!
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The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really s**...
Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.
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Must be one-of-a-kind...
Years ago, my older friend told me a joke that I have never heard from anyone else to this day. The joke itself is brilliantly s**....
"What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?"
"It's going to take a moment for me to get hard; I just got laid by some chick."
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A man in Russia is asked by his wife to go get some sugar.
So he goes and he waits all day in a line. When he finally gets to the front of it, they tell him they're out. And he starts yelling. "This war is s**...! This is like being back in the bad old days, living under communism again!"
At once a policeman approaches him and says "Friend, be silent. You know, back in the bad old days, if you said such a thing aloud, well... you would have been shot. Just be glad things are different now."
So the man went home and his wife said "Were they out of sugar?"
And he said, "Yes! And also bullets!"
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A scientist is trying to prove that all blonds are s**...
so he holds an all blond convention and randomly picks someone from the crowd. First he asks her what two plus two is. She answers seven, and the crowd yells, "Give her another chance!". So this time he asks her what ten minus four is. She answers thirteen, and the crowd yells, "Give her another chance!". So this time he asks her what is five times five is. She answers twenty-five, and the crowd yells, "Give her another chance!".
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I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today
s**... capital punishment
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The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.
Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". s**... and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
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"Zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...
Or something shorter, like "co-vid".
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the s**... persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!
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You are obese!
A woman visits the doctor
Doctor: Madame, you are obese.
Woman: What?? I demand a second opinion!
Doctor: Your hair looks s**....
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Accidentally called 911
Set my house on fire to not look s**....
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A teacher asks her 2nd grade class...
"Who's a Trump fan?"
Not wanting to look s**... for not knowing what that meant, they all raised their hands except for Johnny.
"And why aren't you a Trump fan?" she asked, used to Johnny always trying to be different.
"Because I'm a Sanders fan" he replied.
"And why are you a Sanders fan?"
"Because mommy and daddy are"
"And if mommy and daddy were idiots, what would that make you?" she asked
"A Trump fan"
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I made a chicken salad this morning
s**... thing won't even eat it.
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A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?
"Because this s**... parrot keeps reposting c**... jokes" said the pet store employee.
