The Best 35 Stupidity Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stupidity jokes. There are some stupidity pole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stupidity stupid bird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stupidity Jokes and Puns

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Thank god I live in Canada

What borders stupidity?

Mexico & Canada

Only three things are infinite

The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period.

Stupidity joke, Only three things are infinite

The teacher announces the total for an exam.

Teacher: Okay class, only John got 99/100

John:(to his classmates) Ha! See that?! You people are oozing with stupidity. You people should've followed my example. You guys should just shine shoes for a living or just live the rest of your lives as a mountain hermit. You can all drool at my excellence and you-

Teacher: The rest got 100.

It's Albert Einstein, not mine

Few things are Infinite,
The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game.

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico

(German Joke)

The problem with America is stupidity.

So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Stupidity joke, The problem with America is stupidity.

Trump just suggested that injecting sanitizers like bleach might have a cleansing effect on the body

I think medical research would agree that injecting bleach definitely cures stupidity.

Whats the difference between stupidity and ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

There's only one 5-letter word stopping me from being smarter.


What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)

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Theres no i in stupidity


The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....

A man and his blonde date were at a restaurant

So, said the blonde, do you have any kids? I know your divorce with your previous wife was hard

Yeah, replied the man, I have one thats just under three

The blonde, feeling like her date was trying to point out her stupidity said, I may be a blonde, but I know how much 2 is

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~ Albert Einstein

I'm not so sure either...

Difference Between Stupidity and Intelligence?

Intelligence has limits.

Stupidity joke, Difference Between Stupidity and Intelligence?

Only three things are infinite...

The universe, human stupidity and and the Winrar trial period.

Actually I am not very sure about the first two.

I'd say it's unfair that kids born into antivax families have to grow up believing that kind of stupidity is okay...

...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?

If i had a penny for every time a Ukrainian man saved the world from eventual nuclear fallout

If i had a penny for every time a Ukrainian man saved the world from eventual nuclear fallout due to Russian stupidity, I'd have 2 pennies; it's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Where do you draw the line for stupidity?

Somewhere between Canada and Mexico..

What borders at stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

With kind regards from my math teacher

2 blondes are sitting on a bench in San Francisco...

One of the blondes says to the other. "Hey, which one is closer; New York or the moon?". The other blonde laughs at the stupidity of the joke.

"Well, duh! Can you see New York from here?"

There is no I...

...In stupidity

What it is called when u put smaller size tires on wider rims?

Stupidity. It's called stupidity

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

What's the height of stupidity?

I don't know, somebody ask OP how tall he is.


Every blonde thinking that every other blonde except her was responsible for blond stupidity.

Like Einstein said, "Only 2 things are infinite, human stupidity And...

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The size, complexities and wonder of the universe can only be matched by the ignorance, ego and stupidity of man.

Source: my ex-wife

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

You know what borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Which is worst: stupidity or ignorance?

Don't know, don't care.

You call me a racist if you wish, but everything south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...

Thank goodness I live in Greenland.

You must learn from your mistakes. But if you keep on doing the same mistake, then you are suffering from a learning disability called


β€ͺi'm always quick to show off my stupidity but never my intelligence

β€ͺit's not because i'm humble, but it's becuase i have no intelligence ‬

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