Mexico & Canada
The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period.
Teacher: Okay class, only John got 99/100
John:(to his classmates) Ha! See that?! You people are oozing with stupidity. You people should've followed my example. You guys should just shine shoes for a living or just live the rest of your lives as a mountain hermit. You can all drool at my excellence and you-
Teacher: The rest got 100.
Few things are Infinite,
The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game.
So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Stupidity
Wait...
The universe, human stupidity and and the Winrar trial period.
Actually I am not very sure about the first two.
...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?
So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.
The queen of England says: "Well all my people back home need me"
takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
George bush says: "All my fellow Americans need me"
takes a parachute, jumps out of the plane.
The hockey player says: "Well all of my fans need me"
Takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Now there is just the scientist and the little boy left.
The scientist says: "Hey kid, you have the rest of your life to live, you take the parachute"
The little boy replies, "No, no, no, its ok! George Bush took my backpack.
One of the blondes says to the other. "Hey, which one is closer; New York or the moon?". The other blonde laughs at the stupidity of the joke.
"Well, duh! Can you see New York from here?"
...In stupidity
Stupidity. It's called stupidity
Mexico and Canada
I don't know, somebody ask OP how tall he is.
Every blonde thinking that every other blonde except her was responsible for blond stupidity.
Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Source: my ex-wife
WinRAR trial version".
Don't know, don't care.
STUPIDITY.
A man was walking pass an alley way and his eyes caught a homeless man. As he moved closer to see the man he heard someone whisper something. The homeless man told him stay calm, cool and collected while I rob you of your money. As the man tried to turn away he felt a heavy slap on his face that sent him spinning of balance.
Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.
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