The Best 26 Stupidest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stupidest jokes. There are some stupidest cheesiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stupidest grossest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world.

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The Polar bear.

Im sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world

Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world

Stupidest joke, Im sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world

As an American, I see a lot of jokes here saying that America is the dumbest country.

It's ridiculous and unfair.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country.

I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the stupidest country in the world.

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.


Stupid kid

A barber was doing his business and a kid walked in his shop.
The barber told his customer:
- See that kid, he's the stupidest kid I've ever know. Here I'll prove it to you.
The barber yells at kid to come to him so his customer can watch.
The barber pulls out a 2 euro coin and a 5 euro bill and asks the kid:
- Hey kid, what do u choose?
The kid takes the 2 euro coin and leaves. The barber:
- See, I told u. He chooses 2 euro coin every time.
The customer walks out and sees the kid around the corner eating ice-cream.
He approaches the kid and asks:
- Do u not know the difference between a 2 euro coin and a 5 euro bill. Which one is more valuable?
The kid replies:
- I know the difference, but the moment I choose the 5 euro bill, the game is over.

Two bugs are having a conversation...

A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"

The small bug replies, "I mite be."

The fly says, "Stupidest pun I ever heard."

The small bug replies, "What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!"

Stupidest joke, Two bugs are having a conversation...

I hate how everyone keeps saying America is the stupidest country in the world...

You know what I think? Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016

Sure showed them

I am American and sick of people saying Americans are the stupidest people in the world.

I don't get it.

I said to my girlfriend "Why do the stupidest guys get the prettiest girlfriends?" and she said "Aw, thanks.

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What do you call Nic Cage when he's broke?

Nicolas (Nickle-less) Cage

stupidest thing I've ever come up with

I'm an American, and I'm sick of people saying, "America is the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think the UNITED STATES is the stupidest country in the world.

I'm sick of the people saying American people are the stupidest people in the world

Like clearly the country of Europe is the dumbest.

I thought Republicans were the stupidest people in the world for calling Obama "Hussein"

Then I saw the Democrats call Trump "Drumpf"

It could be worst...

The father is mad at his son:

- The teacher said you're the worst, laziest, stupidest student in your 20 people class.

- It could he worst - the son replied.

- Worst how?

- It could have been a 40 people class.

Stupidest joke, It could be worst...

My mum sent me a text saying, "I've got a funny game."

"What is it?" I replied.

She said, "For every text you send to me, you have to put 'you' at the end."

"That's the stupidest idea since...you!" I replied.

She said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?"

"I'm not falling for that." I added.

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What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea?

A dumb bass.


My friend on Facebook who always posted the stupidest things faked his death. He's back.

Now all he does is postmortem things.

I'm trying to lose weight so joined the gym and I see the stupidest people there

All of them use the treadmill and put their water bottle in the Pringle holder

What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden?

The average IQ of both countries increase.

What do thrifty Illuminati members like to put their pickled vegetables in?

Free Mason jars. :D



\[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\]

A mite is sitting on a fly.

Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?

Mite: I mite be.

Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard.

Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly.

I'm not American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

America is not a country.

The stupidest thing my dad ever said was that women are only good for sex...

what about cooking and cleaning?!

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