The Best 54 Stup Jokes

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says

Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

Really stupid math joke

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.

On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.

Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.

After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.

After 30 minutes on the treadmill he collapses from exhaustion, and says 'fuck me, that was hard work, I could do with a shower.'

Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,

colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.

Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.

there are no stupid questions.

but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The Polar bear.

Your mama's so stupid

She killed herself for life insurance

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not as stupid as I look

No one is that stupid.

Your momma's so stupid...

...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in.

I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was....

He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter.

I need a stupid joke about an animal, asap!

Help me make this girl at work smile. She loves stupid jokes about animals.

A stupid joke that my mum tells me a lot

So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says "moo". The other cow says "hey, I was gonna say that!"

Stupid bell

What do you call a stupid bell?

A dumbbell.

It's stupid when people say God hates homosexuals

If he did, wouldn't he devise some plague to wipe them out?

[really stupid] A prostitute pulled a knife on me...

ET TU FLOOZAY!?!?!

[Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride?

Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES

I would say stupid minds think alike...

...but they don't know how to do that either.

What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden?

The average IQ of both countries increase.

You stupid idiots; I said cover your faeces

-- Love from Allah.

I'm not saying she's stupid...

...but she's got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I never said...

I never said you were stupid, but when I asked you how to spell Mississippi and you asked me if I meant the river or the state, you kinda caught me offguard.

What did the stupid penny say to the other stupid penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

If it's stupid but it works...

Then you have a good slave

A stupid person buys a lottery ticket for $1

To his delight, he won a million dollars. Going forward to claim his prize, he was informed that he will be paid in $1000 instalments. Appalled and shocked, he shouted to the register, give me my million dollars or give me my $1 back

Stupid Rule.!

A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That's a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"

Why don't stupid people quit while they are ahead?

Idk but I will keep trying

There is no I...

...In stupidity

I have a stupid question

What does stupid mean?

Stupid joke I made when I was young

What do you call a fat monster who's okay-at-best at his job?

Meaty ogre

It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me.

It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hotdog on the ground outside.

I have this stupid obsession to check whether the oven is on and that the doors are locked.

I really hate my job at the crematorium.

I'm not stupid

I'm big-boned

Had a stupidly long receptionist shift today.

I worked from desk till dawn.

What do you do if you're too stupid for the Army?

Join the special forces.

Theres no i in stupidity

Wait...

Only stupid people never change their minds

That's what I've always said.

A stupid bar joke

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm he says, I'll have one for me and one for the road .

2 Stupid Friends talking.

Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.

Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not far.

You're not stupid if you haven't been to university

Einstein never went to university and he was the first man to climb mount Everest

If you are stupid, stand up!

Teacher: Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up.

After a while, Little Johnny stands up,

Teacher: Ah, so we have one stupid person among us.

Little Johnny: Actually, It broke my heart to see you standing there alone.

Stupid kid joke: Why was the sand at the beach wet?

Because the sea wee'd.

ǝɹǝɥdsᴉɯǝɥ uɹǝɥʇnos ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɹ,ǝʍ ʎɐs sʎɐʍlɐ ǝldoǝd uǝɥʍ ǝʇɐɥ I puɐ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ oslɐ ɯ,I

Stupid Northern hemisphere folk..

Stupid highway patrol man

So this semi trucker got his truck stuck underneath an overpass. A few minutes later a highway patrol officer came up to him and said Did you get your truck stuck?
Without missing a beat the truck driver said
Nope I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.

Stupid people are like Slinkies.

They don't have much purpose, but it's fun to push them down the stairs.

Stupid

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" Little Johnny replied, "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Stupid joke I just made up...

There was a pair of twins called Harold and Aruld who decided to do a social experiment. Harold would act all nice, polite and friendly, whereas Aruld would act rude, outspoken and brash. They went into a few stores and conversed with some customers and staff, and afterwards a representative went in to ask who, out of the two they preferred. Strangely, Harold didn't get a single vote.

London's a weird place...

If being stupid came with pain, all hospitals would be full.

Oh, wait...

Here's a stupid joke I just heard. What's the male equivalent of getting flowers?

It isn't flowers but does involve tulips