Following is our collection of funny Stup jokes. There are some stup panda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stup bartender puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A barber was doing his business and a kid walked in his shop.
The barber told his customer:
- See that kid, he's the stupidest kid I've ever know. Here I'll prove it to you.
The barber yells at kid to come to him so his customer can watch.
The barber pulls out a 2 euro coin and a 5 euro bill and asks the kid:
- Hey kid, what do u choose?
The kid takes the 2 euro coin and leaves. The barber:
- See, I told u. He chooses 2 euro coin every time.
The customer walks out and sees the kid around the corner eating ice-cream.
He approaches the kid and asks:
- Do u not know the difference between a 2 euro coin and a 5 euro bill. Which one is more valuable?
The kid replies:
- I know the difference, but the moment I choose the 5 euro bill, the game is over.
Honor roll.
What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.
Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.
After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.
After 30 minutes on the treadmill he collapses from exhaustion, and says 'fuck me, that was hard work, I could do with a shower.'
colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.
Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.
but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The Polar bear.
She killed herself for life insurance
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One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
Students: Sacan?
Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
No one is that stupid.
...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in.
He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter.
Help me make this girl at work smile. She loves stupid jokes about animals.
So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says "moo". The other cow says "hey, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a stupid bell?
A dumbbell.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With My Parents.
Police: Where Do Your Parents Live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where Do You All Live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where Is Your House?
Me: Next To My Neighbours House.
Police: Where's Your Neighbours House?
Me: If I Told You, You Wouldn't Believe Me...
Police: Tellβ¦
Me: Next To My House. Lol.
If he did, wouldn't he devise some plague to wipe them out?
ET TU FLOOZAY!?!?!
Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES
...but they don't know how to do that either.
The average IQ of both countries increase.
-- Love from Allah.
...but she's got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
I never said you were stupid, but when I asked you how to spell Mississippi and you asked me if I meant the river or the state, you kinda caught me offguard.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Then you have a good slave
To his delight, he won a million dollars. Going forward to claim his prize, he was informed that he will be paid in $1000 instalments. Appalled and shocked, he shouted to the register, give me my million dollars or give me my $1 back
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That's a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"
Idk but I will keep trying
...In stupidity
What does stupid mean?
What do you call a fat monster who's okay-at-best at his job?
Meaty ogre
It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hotdog on the ground outside.
I really hate my job at the crematorium.
I'm big-boned
I worked from desk till dawn.
Join the special forces.
Wait...
That's what I've always said.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm he says, I'll have one for me and one for the road .
Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.
Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not far.
Einstein never went to university and he was the first man to climb mount Everest
Teacher: Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up.
After a while, Little Johnny stands up,
Teacher: Ah, so we have one stupid person among us.
Little Johnny: Actually, It broke my heart to see you standing there alone.
Because the sea wee'd.
Stupid Northern hemisphere folk..
So this semi trucker got his truck stuck underneath an overpass. A few minutes later a highway patrol officer came up to him and said Did you get your truck stuck?
Without missing a beat the truck driver said
Nope I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.
They don't have much purpose, but it's fun to push them down the stairs.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" Little Johnny replied, "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
There was a pair of twins called Harold and Aruld who decided to do a social experiment. Harold would act all nice, polite and friendly, whereas Aruld would act rude, outspoken and brash. They went into a few stores and conversed with some customers and staff, and afterwards a representative went in to ask who, out of the two they preferred. Strangely, Harold didn't get a single vote.
London's a weird place...
Oh, wait...
It isn't flowers but does involve tulips
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