Stunts Jokes
50 stunts jokes and hilarious stunts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stunts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stunts Short Jokes
Short stunts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stunts humour may include short jumps jokes also.
- What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus is a cunning array of stunts...
- Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards? Gnarly.
- What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts.
- What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls? One has an array of cunning stunts............
- What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts.
- What's the difference between a blonde kick line and a talented magician? (sorry if this is an old one) Well, the magician has a CUNNING array of STUNTS.
- (slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt....
- What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen? One is a cupid stunt and the others a....
- What's the difference between a circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts...
- What's the difference between ann coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
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Stunts One Liners
Which stunts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stunts? I can suggest the ones about prank and stabs.
- What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's? Medieval Knievel
- Good strippers need either cunning stunts.. Or stunning....
- I do all my own stunts But never intentionally.
- One in four people look down on smokers. More proof that smoking stunts your growth.
- What can you say about a midget who rides stunt bikes? He's Wheely Tiny
- What did the clock say when it did a stunt? Watch this.
- What do you call a Drum's favorite stunt? A Drumroll
- Yo mama so fat, if she was an actress She'd have a stunt triple!
- The doctor said my teenager had stopped growing I said, is this some kind of stunt?
- What's the bat that does the more stunts The Acrobat
- Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
- Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour
- What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak.
- Why would a stunt pilot make a good crime lord? He's working with a lot of g's
- What did the Slavic man say before he did a crazy stunt? Czech this s**... out
Entertaining Stunts Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about stunts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stammers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stunts pranks.
What's the difference between a circus and a w**...?
One is a display of cunning stunts.
What's the difference between a line of n**... women and a magician?
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between a circus and a s**... club?
You go to one to see cunning stunts...
What's the difference between the Circus and the p**... Mansion?
The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.
What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
What's the difference between a magic show and a s**... show?
A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**
What's the difference between Merlin the Magician and the Rockettes?
One has a cunning array of stunts.......
What's the difference between a circus and a sorority?
The circus features a variety of Cunning Stunts ...
What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand?
One is for cunning stunts..............
What is the difference between a circus and a s**... club?
One of them has a lot of cunning stunts and the other...
What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?
Ones used for cunning stunts.
So a horse walks into a bar...
...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."
If humans doing stunts is called a circus...
Then cars doing stunts should be called a Carcuss
what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts?
he does it in heels
What's the difference between a 3-ring circus and a Las Vegas chorus line?
One is an array of cunning stunts...
I saw a clown drinking an alcoholic drink while doing death defying stunts.
I told him, "That's whiskey."
What's the difference between a monster truck rally and the rockettes?
A monster truck rally has a CUNNING array of STUNTS
What is the difference between vaudeville and burlesque?
One is a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between the Barnum and Bailey Circus and a line of p**... centerfolds?
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
"How about we get a hologram of Prince?"
"Perfect! That should prevent Justin from pulling off stunts like he did last time!"
What's the difference between circus preformers and a brothel?
What's the difference between professional circus performers and an upperclass brothel?
One is full of cunning stunts.
What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a s**... club?
The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...
The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by the Rockettes.
Well, when you watch a three ring circus, you witness a cunning array of stunts...
I once gave Houdini some Nitrous Oxide to help him with one of his stunts.
It was a barrel of laughs.
A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie.
During the f**..., his mother walks towards the director and says,
"Jesus died for your scenes."
