The Best 11 Stunner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stunner jokes. There are some stunner breathtaking jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stunner bombshell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stunner Jokes and Puns

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, She's beautiful, isn't she? I said, If you think she's beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate.

He said, Why? Is she a stunner? I said, No, she's an optician.

A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife.

He asked me Ain't she beautiful?

I said If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife

He replied with Why, is she a stunner as well?

I said No, she's an optician


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A man sits next to another man on the train and pulls out a photo of his wife isn't she beautiful?

Other man: If you think she's beautiful you should see my wife
First man: Why? Is she a stunner?
Other man: No, she's an ophthalmologist

Stunner joke, A man sits next to another man on the train and pulls out a photo of his wife  isn't she beautiful?

A guy sat next to me on the train today and pulled out a picture of his girlfriend.

He said ain't she beautiful?

I told him if you think she's beautiful you should see my wife

Why? Is she a stunner as well?

No she's an optician

A guy sits next to me on the train.

He pulls out a photo of his wife, and says, "Isn't she beautiful?!"

I replied, "Of course, but maybe you should see my girlfriend.

"Really? Is she a stunner?" he asked.

"No, she's an optician."


I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?".

I said "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?", I said "No, she's an optician."

A gorgeous woman walked into a bar and a man started hitting on her.

The woman didn't like it so she told him to stop but he wouldn't stop - so she pulled out her taser on the guy.

Unconscious, the guy is pulled aside by the bartender, and the woman leaves. The man wakes up several minutes later, and the bartender asks him if he's okay.

The man replies, I'm not sure, but wasn't she a total stunner!

Stunner joke, A gorgeous woman walked into a bar and a man started hitting on her.

2 Guys Were Sitting On The Train

When one guy pulls out his phone and shows a picture of his girlfriend and says to the other guy hey man check out my gf, isn't she beautiful?

The second man, somewhat confused at why this guy is showing him a photo of his girlfriend replies Wow if you think she's beautiful you should see my girlfriend!

The first guy, slightly irritated responds why is she a stunner?

No he reply's she works at spec savers!

Two pedophiles sitting on a bench

A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says:
Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days

Hey girl, are you a taser?

Because you're a stunner

My 5 year old hates Sushi. He came up with this stunner last night.

What rhymes with Sushi?

Tushie!

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