The Best 21 Stun Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stun jokes. There are some stun glock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stun paralyze puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stun Jokes and Puns


A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.

"I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."

"It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."

"Okay," says the woman. "It was at Walmart."

In a stunning case some call an abuse of power, a local police officer charged his own son with a crime, simply because the kid wouldn't lay down for his nap

The officer said the boy was resisting a rest.

I was walking in the park the other day, when

I suddenly saw the girl of my dreams. Our eyes locked and there was this instant spark between us and she instantly went weak at the knees and fell before me.

As we lay on the grass making love, I thought to myself. These stun guns are well worth the money.

Stun joke, I was walking in the park the other day, when

How can you get stung by the alphabet?

A bee. See?


A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the lady golfer.

The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"

What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul?

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

A Youtuber tried shooting a stun gun at a person.

What happens next WILL shock you.

Stun joke, A Youtuber tried shooting a stun gun at a person.

Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night.

I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.

I do all my own stunts

But never intentionally.

Hello, Tech Support?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant.

But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.

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I've been stung

Screamed the woman as she ran into the pro shop.

"Where were you stung?" asked the concerned pro.

"Between the first and the second hole" gasped the woman breathlessly.

"Well" said the pro "then your stance may be a little too wide."

After the stunning success of the most recent Ghostbusters movie it is herein announced that....

....the next Superwomen will be played by a man.

Marvel Comics

I was stung by a spelling bee


I was stung by a bee yesterday...

$40 for a jar of honey.

A stunning beauty in hijab passed by me and my friend

He asked what would you give her score ?

Answering 9/11 was probably not the answer he expected.

Stun joke, A stunning beauty in hijab passed by me and my friend

I never thought my wife would be the type of person to attack me with a stun gun.

I was shocked.

Stunned, my wife shouted, "You got a vasectomy without talking to me? Are you serious!?"

I replied, "Yes, I'm not kidding you."

I was stung by a dangerous bug.

A Hepatitis bee.

I got stung by a bee the other day.....

Β£15 for a jar of honey!

When I get home...

When I get home, the first thing I do is strip down to my boxers, and let out a fart that could stun a full grown yak.

I guess that wasn't what the interviewer meant when she said "make yourself at home".

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We suggest to use only working stun nra piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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