Stun Jokes

32 stun jokes and hilarious stun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with hilarious jokes about stun guns, vests, pistols, and Glocks. Learn why you should make sure you don't forget to lock-and-load before making this kind of joke. Have a good time with these jokes that everyone can enjoy.

Funniest Stun Short Jokes

Short stun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stun humour may include short astounded jokes also.

  1. Today I saw this absolutely stunning color that I've never seen before! It was indescribable, but when I blinked, it disappeared. I guess it was just a pigment of my imagination.
  2. I stopped at a coffee shop in Glasgow When I approached the barista, I ordered a latte with oat milk.
    Stunned and confused, the barista tells me, we cannae make a latte withoat milk
  3. A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says "You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"
  4. A friend showed me a photo of his wife. Isn't she stunning? He said.
    You should see my wife, I replied.
    What, is she stunning, too? He asked.
    I said: No, she's an optometrist.
  5. Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset...
  6. I was stunned to find out that my grandfather was involved in human trafficking. He used to volunteer as a crossing guard.
  7. What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul? He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
  8. A homeless man came up to me and asked me for change I told him "Change comes from within." He looked stunned.
  9. I was completely stunned to find out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with another man... I didn't know she had it in her...
  10. I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty.

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Stun One Liners

Which stun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stun? I can suggest the ones about shocked and astonished.

  1. Some people think guns are beautiful. I think tasers are stunning.
  2. I always wondered what would happen if I ran from the cops I was stunned when I tried it.
  3. What do you call a beautiful taser? Stunning
  4. I used to date a girl with a taser She was stunning
  5. Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning.
  6. I knew a man with a phaser Boy, was he stunning
  7. A Youtuber tried shooting a stun gun at a person. What happens next WILL shock you.
  8. Good strippers need either cunning stunts.. Or stunning....
  9. I knew a woman who owned a taser man was she stunning!
  10. Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  11. If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
  12. The inventor of the TASER gun recently died. Both friends and enemies
    were stunned!
  13. What did the tased guard say? Nothing, because he was stunned
  14. I used a taser as a fleshlight once. It was a very stunning experience.
  15. IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown.

Stun Gun Jokes

Here is a list of funny stun gun jokes and even better stun gun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I never thought my wife would be the type of person to attack me with a stun gun. I was shocked.
Stun joke, I never thought my wife would be the type of person to attack me with a stun gun.

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Stun Jokes

What funny jokes about stun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stun pranks.


A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.
"I've been stung by a n**... insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."
"It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."
"Okay," says the woman. "It was at Walmart."

In a stunning case some call an a**... of power, a local police officer charged his own son with a crime, simply because the kid wouldn't lay down for his nap

The officer said the boy was resisting a rest.

I was walking in the park the other day, when

I suddenly saw the girl of my dreams. Our eyes locked and there was this instant spark between us and she instantly went weak at the knees and fell before me.
As we lay on the grass making love, I thought to myself. These stun guns are well worth the money.

How can you get stung by the alphabet?

A bee. See?


A woman golfer suffers a n**... bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the lady golfer.
The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"

Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night.

I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.

I do all my own stunts

But never intentionally.

To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant.

But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.

I've been stung

Screamed the woman as she ran into the pro shop.
"Where were you stung?" asked the concerned pro.
"Between the first and the second hole" gasped the woman breathlessly.
"Well" said the pro "then your stance may be a little too wide."

After the stunning success of the most recent Ghostbusters movie it is herein announced that....

....the next Superwomen will be played by a man.
Marvel Comics

I was stung by a spelling bee


I was stung by a bee yesterday...

$40 for a jar of honey.

Stun joke, I was stung by a bee yesterday...