Stun Gun Jokes
7 stun gun jokes and hilarious stun gun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stun gun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Stun Gun Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Some people think guns are beautiful.
I think tasers are stunning.
A man is out buying bread in Soviet Russia
When he sees that the bakery is out of flour, he shouts:
"d**... this country, we are so poor, I haven't been able to get a loaf of bread in days"
A policeman hears that and approaches the man.
"Stop saying things like that or..." the policeman says as he uses his fingers to form a gun, points it toward the man and says "Bang!"
The man is stunned and walks home.
The wife sees that the man is shocked and asks:
"What happened? Did we run out of flour again?"
The man weakly replies:
"Not only that, it appears that we also ran out of bullets!"
I was walking in the park the other day, when
I suddenly saw the girl of my dreams. Our eyes locked and there was this instant spark between us and she instantly went weak at the knees and fell before me.
As we lay on the grass making love, I thought to myself. These stun guns are well worth the money.
A Youtuber tried shooting a stun gun at a person.
What happens next WILL shock you.
The inventor of the TASER gun recently died.
Both friends and enemies
were stunned!
Testing an Idea
Two men are working together on a late night shift. It's just the two of them.
One of them moans, 'Ugh, kill me now.'
His coworker pulls out a gun, points it at him and says, 'Are you sure?'
Stunned, the man replies, 'You know what, I want to keep living for the time being.'
The coworker asks, 'What made you change your mind?'
The man replies, 'I can always do the other one later.'
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I never thought my wife would be the type of person to attack me with a stun gun.
I was shocked.
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