The Best 26 Stumble Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stumble jokes. There are some stumble spots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stumble bump puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stumble Jokes and Puns
Two mexicans are stranded in the desert for days....
... and they're at death's door....
They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with strip after strip of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre. "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"
"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree".......
"ees... a.... Hambush"
Alcoholics don't run in my family...
They stumble around breaking things
Three blondes went for a walk in the country...
...when they stumble upon a line of tracks in the woods.
The first blonde looks down and says, "These are definitely deer tracks!"
The second blonde replies, "No stupid, these are bear tracks!"
The third shouts, "You're both wrong these are certainly dog tracks!"
They were still arguing 5 minutes later when the train hit them.
Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it....
oh yeah, the word is forget.
Alcoholics don't run in my family...
They stumble everywhere.
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road.
The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies.
Why did the horse stumble?
He was de-stable-ized.
What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?
You wave!
Three men are stuck on an island
when they stumble upon a magic lamp. A genie comes out, and he says that he will give them each one wish. The first man says "I wish to go home." The second man says "I wish to go home as well." The third man says "I wish those other guys were back here, I'm lonely!"
Three blonde women stumble across some tracks...
The first one spots them in a large clearing and beckons her friends over. "Look! I think I've found some deer tracks!"
The second woman snorts. "Nonsense," she exclaims, "those look like bear tracks to me."
"Well they can't be both," says the third blonde impatiently. "So what kind of tracks are they?"
And then the train hits them.
Why did the Klan member stumble in the strong breeze?
*Because he was three sheets to the wind.*
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I am glad as a raging alcholic in the US.
I am glad, as a raging alcholic in the US, I am no longer scared to be judged when I accidentally stumble into the wrong bathroom
The reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly...
along the street. He tries to assist her but they stumble and he falls on top of her. A passing policeman comes up and says "Oi mate, you can't do that in the street"
The Rev replies "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."
To which the cop replies, "Well, if you're in that far, you may as well Finnish."
What do you call Bumble Bee when he's drunk?
Stumble Bee.
Be kind please.
Two guys stumble out of a bar on night to fight.
The first man draws a line in the dirt and says " if you cross this line i'll punch you"
That was the punch line.
Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are walking in a forest...
...and they stumble across a cannibal who has just finished eating a little girl.
Hugh Jackman, upset by what he sees, turns to Russell Crowe and says "Russ, what do you make of this?"
And Russel Crowe says "I'm glad he ate her."
I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber...
His name was Allah-A
Two cannibals stumble upon a corpse
They decide to eat the body. One started at the head while the other began with the feet. As they were eating, the face eater asks the other, How's it going?
The foot chewer replies I am having a ball.
Slow down, you're eating too fast
At 3'o'clock in the morning, a wife hears her husband stumble in through the door,
She goes down stairs and sees him standing in the doorway drunk.
she says Have you been drinking?
the husband laughed and said No honey, I drove home.
The wife's face drops and she begins to panic.
The husband then starts to freak out and says What's wrong?!
The wife looks at him and angrily says
You can't drive and neither of us own a car.
Three friends are stranded in a desert.
By a stroke of luck, they stumble upon a magic genie lamp.
The genie grants each of them one wish.
The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.
The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.
The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me..."
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears.
"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
"I know! I'll have a shower of meat!"
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
"I've got it!" he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower!"
One time i was at a bar
A lady asked me if alcoholics run in my family
i said "No but they stumble around and break shit"
Do alcoholics run in your family?
No but they stumble around and break shit.
Two drunks stumble out of a hotel...
...and manage to get into one of the cabs. After a bit of a process getting seated, one of them tells the cabbie.
"To the Grand Hotel please."
The cabbie turns around and says, "But we're already at the Grand Hotel."
One of the drunks gives the cabbie a bill, and says, "Next time, don't drive quite so fast."
Two drunks stumble out of a bar
... and see this rough looking big dog sitting outside of the bar and licking his balls.
Drunk 1: "Man! I wish I could do that!"
Drunk 2: "Dunno, Bob... He looks kinda mean. I'd try petting him first"
Stumbled into a 80s gay bar
I was stuck between a rock hard place and a hard rock phase
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