Stuffed Animal Jokes
33 stuffed animal jokes and hilarious stuffed animal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stuffed animal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Stuffed Animal Short Jokes
Short stuffed animal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stuffed animal humour may include short stuffed bear jokes also.
- Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
- When I was a kid I pretended I was doing surgery on a stuffed animal inside a blanket fort I guess you could say they were undercover operations
- I bought my daughter some stuffed animals for her birthday. In hindsight, getting them at the taxidermist was probably a bad idea.
- So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons.
- Growing up, my kid always had lots of stuffed animals.... ...but he never appreciated them. Everything we went to the taxidermist he'd start crying.
- My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist.
- I hate build a bear. I took my chihauhua there and it disappeared. AND the stuffed animal they gave me keeps barking.
- What do a child and a taxidermist have in common? They both have rooms of stuffed animals.
Ba dum-tsssss
Share These Stuffed Animal Jokes With Friends
Stuffed Animal One Liners
Which stuffed animal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stuffed animal? I can suggest the ones about teddy bear and balloon animal.
- Why was 6 mad at 7 for winning him a stuffed animal at the fair? Because 711492
- Why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed animal? Because 7 1 1 4 9 2
- What do you get after the animal dinner party? Stuffed animals.
- I went to a museum to feed the animals... ...but they were all stuffed.
- I still sleep with stuffed animals I can't help it, I just love taxidermy
- Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
- What do you call it when a Millenials has an animal stuffed? Uberdermy!
- What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull. - Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!" - What do you call a furry that just had s**...? A stuffed animal.
Entertaining Stuffed Animal Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about stuffed animal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas stuffing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stuffed animal pranks.
Joey gives Mary 1 stuffed animal and 2 flowers.
Joey gives Mary 1 stuffed animal and 2 flowers. Emma gives Mary 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Sam gives Mary 2 stuffed animals and 1 flower. What does Mary have?
Cancer. Mary has cancer.
A man met a woman at a bar and she invited him home
Once there, they head straight to her bedroom. The guy sees her shelves are covered with stuffed animals. It seems a little weird, but he thinks maybe she didn't get many of them when she was younger, and now she's making up for it. Regardless, they jump in bed together.
After s**..., the guy says "That was amazing. How was it for you?"
She replies "You may have anything from the bottom shelf."
Movie theater madness
A young lad did some work for a farmer and when he was done was given a goose as barter payment. He tucked the goose under his arm and began walking home. As he was passing through town he noticed that a movie that he wanted to see was playing at the theater. Since they didn't allow animals he stuffed the goose down his pants, paid for his ticket and found a seat in the packed theater next to two old ladies as the lights dimmed.
The goose began to struggle and not wanting to be discovered, the young man inconspicuously unzipped his fly so that the goose could breathe. Shortly thereafter, one of the old ladies nudged the other, "Edna, the boy sitting next to me has his fly unzipped and something is sticking out!"
"Martha", her companion replied,"When you've seen one you've seen 'em all."
"Well you've never seen one like this before. It's eating my popcorn!"
Chillin'
While you are reading jokes on reddit, I am sitting here in a chair that costs $2,000, hugging a stuffed animal that costs $150 and watching the Ant Man Quantumania movie on a 100" full HD 8k TV that costs $8,000 and nothing bothers me, not even the look of the furniture store employees who apparently want me to leave the store.
A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing trip to Canada.
After a hard day on the s**..., he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall... He asks the bartender, "What the fock is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish chap shouts back, "Fock me! How big are the cats here?"
cat problems
A girl cat asked her boyfriend cat where her mouse stuffed animal was. He says "that was a stuffed animal? I thought it was real so I ate it!"
She responds: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE MICE THINGS"
A Carnival worker and a woman get married
The couple, being good Christians never have relations until their wedding night. As the woman ends up finally seeing the Carney's room, notices that he has shelves and shelves of stuffed animals.
They finally do the deed. As they are laying there exasperated, she, panting, asks her husband So how was it? He replied You may have any animal off of the 2 shelf.
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.