Study Abroad Jokes
56 study abroad jokes and hilarious study abroad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about study abroad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Study Abroad Short Jokes
Short study abroad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The study abroad humour may include short exchange student jokes also.
- I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads.
- My sister-in-law said her friend was studying abroad... My brother quickly replied, "what's her name?"
- I was studying abroad in the Middle East, when a flock of seagulls attacked Iran so far away.. 'Couldn't get away
- Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
- In college, I took a year to study abroad. It was fun until I got caught...
Apparently it's called "stalking" - Studying abroad It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.
- Whyd the international student get detained. He said he'd love to study abroad and was thinking of picking up a minor.
- My advisor told me I should try and study abroad Best decision I ever made. She taught me alot about myself.
- A Japanese student went to America to study the human body. He was found in a morgue by one of its workers. When asked what he was doing he said:
I'm studying abroad. - Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one.
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Study Abroad One Liners
Which study abroad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with study abroad? I can suggest the ones about foreign exchange student and abroad.
- What's the singular of "Women's Studies?" Study abroad.
- Why did the student go to a brothel? He was told to study abroad
- I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice.
- I've been studying abroad for a few months now I think I'm gonna finally ask her out
- I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds
- I finally graduated as an expert in female biology I studied abroad or two
- I'm studying abroad. I learn so much from her.
- I met my first girlfriend while studying abroad I learned a lot from her
- Today I decided to study abroad... Or maybe two 😏
- I studied abroad She didn't teach me anything
- Why's it so hard to fail a class while studying abroad? All the grades are over seas.
- Gynecologists don't have to travel to study abroad.
- I studied abroad... Too bad I got busted for peeking in her window.
- Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad.
- I took a semester of female anatomy classes in Spain... I studied abroad
Study Abroad Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about study abroad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school college jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make study abroad pranks.
A rich middle eastern oil tycoon sends his son to study in Germany...
His son is feeling nervous about being alone abroad. So, his father allows him to take one of the golden plated Ferraris to Germany in order to boost his confidence. It is shipped over and the father hears nothing for the first few weeks from his son. Then, he recieves an email:
"Father,
I love the way the Ferrari drives but it's so embarrassing, all the other students take trains to school! What should I do?
Your loving son"
The father then replies the next day
"Son,
The gold plated train is on its way
Dad"
Grandpa is becoming more sarcastic.....
I was talking about studying abroad for school to my grandmother. My grandpa looks up from his paper, and in all seriousness said, " I once studied a broad, then I married her." He returned to reading.
Rich sheik's son studies abroad
The rich sheik's son is sent to Europe to study. After a month, he writes an e-mail to his father:
"Father,
I'm doing great here. My classmates are nice, the professors are great and the courses are well-structured and organized. There's one small thing though - I feel kind of embarrassed when I arrive at university in my Lamborghini every day, whereas my fellow students and even the profs come here every day with a subway train, I stick out like a sore thumb."
The next day, his father replies:
"Son,
I've transferred $100 million to your bank account. Go buy yourself a subway train, too - don't you be a disgrace to us!"
A young Saudi prince studying abroad...
A young Saudi prince studying abroad receives a call from his father asking him if everything is alright.
He tells his dad that he is feeling ashamed that everyday he goes to college in his brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train.
His father replies: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".
I was studying abroad[oc]......
Until she turned around and ask me to quit staring because I was making her uncomfortable.
I don't study abroad.
I just ask her out.
Just signed up to study abroad
I heard she has absolute cans.
So I studied abroad in college...
She never called me back though.
Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?
Because they both study abroad!
Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the g**...?
He found it while studying abroad.
A Saudi Arabian Oil Baron sends his son to study abroad...
To help his son in his life and studies abroad, he gives his son a good deal of money and more importantly, a Ferrari sportscar, as he though it might be a good idea to flaunt some wealth.
Despite this, a few weeks later his son calls him and laments Dad, every time I go to lectures, I drive there with my Ferrari, but everyone else there takes the train, its really awkward as I'm the only guy with a car!
Incensed, the Oil Baron practically yells into the phone Son, I'm depositing 10 million Euros into your account now, stop embarrassing your family and buy yourself a train!
You get the most from a Women's Studies degree when you...
...spend a semester studying abroad.
A Polish man sends his daughter abroad to study
She comes back and says "father I have a confession. I'm pregnant and I don't know who the father is!"
The Polish father buries his face in his hands and says "oh sweety, this can't be true!" He looks up at her and says "Are you sure it's yours?"
I want to study abroad.
I want to study a blonde, too.
I'm studying Abroad
Everytime I go the shoe store.
My friend moved to Germany for school and was arrested and charged for voyeurism in the female dorms...
...he insists he's innocent, as he was only there to study abroad.