Studs Jokes
30 studs jokes and hilarious studs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about studs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Studs Short Jokes
Short studs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The studs humour may include short buds jokes also.
- Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's a stud.. But when a girl sleep with tons of guys, somehow I'm not one of them.
- Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler.... The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"
- Hey girl, are you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U.
Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch* - Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U.
- A lesbian couple are building a house next to me... They're not going to use any studs. It's all tongue and groove.
- Why are lesbian carpenters the most successful? No Studs, everything is tongue & groove, and all projects are done lickety split!
- How can you tell a house was built by lesbian carpenters? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove.
- My favorite pick up line With you I feel like a stud, I was just an STD before
(Also the reason I am still single) - Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan.
- How does Santa choose which female reindeer to breed with his prized stud? By choosing the one that's the best bang for the buck.
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Studs One Liners
Which studs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with studs? I can suggest the ones about students related and stallion.
- Heard you were looking for a stud... I got the STD, now all I need is u.
- My wife shot me with the nail gun today... She must think I'm a stud!
- Hey girl, i can be your stud. I have the std, i just need u.
- How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove.
- I heard you're looking for a STUD I got the STD, I just need U
- Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U.
- Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u.
- Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick? Because you're a stud.
- People have always said that I am a stud. I already have the S T and D all I need is U!
- The House that the Lesbian Built. It was all tongue and groove. Not a stud inside.
- I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD and all i need is U
- I put the STD in stud baby. All I need is you.
- I put the s-t-d in stud... Now all I need is u.
- Hey do you wanna be a stud? I have the STD all I need is *u*.
- Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you.
Great Studs Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about studs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make studs pranks.
I'm building a brothel for l**....
No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.
Did you hear about the house built by l**...?
There are no nails, screws, or studs and it's all tongue and groove.
Did you hear about the all-lesbian construction company?
They don't use studs. Only tongue and groove.
Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud...
...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?
Did you hear about the house the l**... built?
All tongue and groove, no studs. I heard they did it lickety split too!
Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?
They're able to make a fun-gal cream.
Did you hear about the l**... that built a house
yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove
Some l**... built a house on my block...
It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs.
How do you know your in a l**... house?
No studs. It's all tongue and groove
Why are the 2x4s behind walls called studs?
They're always getting nailed and s**....
Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew?
well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove
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