The Best 43 Studio Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Studio jokes. There are some studio franchise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these studio movie studio goats puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Studio Jokes and Puns

Outside a PHOTO studio...

We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law .

On demand we can even nail and hang them.

Anyone know any good jokes about a mad scientist?

I work at a art studio and a group of scientist booked one of our adult classes & i thought it would be fun to start the class with a science related joke. So give me your best best shot

Luella and Rose

There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They were going
to get a picture taken of themselves as they just got their checks.
They go to the studio and after the photographer fools with the
camera he tells Rose to sit quietly because he had to focus.
Well, Luella being hard of hearing says, "Huh?"
Rose says, "Be still girl he's gonna focus!"
Luella looks and says, "Both of us?"

Studio joke, Luella and Rose

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.


Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video?

Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up.

Today I was approached by Beyonce

Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on it."

I said, "No, sorry. Have you tried calling it?"

She said, "No. I put it on silent."

I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

Studio joke, Today I was approached by Beyonce

An Irish man decides to go on Mastermind....

He's called to the chair.

'Your chosen subject?' asks the presenter.

'Easter Rising of 1916, sir,' he replied.

Time starts now ... What was the date of the Easter Rising of 1916?'

'Pass.'

'Who led the Easter Rising of 1916?'

'Pass.'

'How many men were involved in the Easter Rising of 1916?'

'Pass.'

Suddenly an Irish voice boomed from the studio audience:

'That's right, Paddy - tell them nothing!'

What did Pink Floyd say when their manager tried to bring in a decorator for the studio?

We don't need no renovation.

TIL of a Nine Inch Nails and Tool collaboration project that never made it to the studio because of union issues

It was called Unlicensed Carpentry

What do you get when you cross Studio Ghibli and pizza rolls?

My Neighbor Totino

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The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs.

Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?

John: Nah.

George: Nah.

Ringo: Nah.

A local cartoonists studio has burnt down.

Police say that details are sketchy.

What's the shittiest Studio Ghibli movie?

Bowels Moving Castle

Two goats were behind a Hollywood movie studio eating an old movie film.

One goat said to the other, "Pretty good, huh?"
The second goat said, "Yeah, but not as good as the book".

What did the indignant yogi say when he was asked to leave the studio?

nah ima stay

Studio joke, What did the indignant yogi say when he was asked to leave the studio?

I like my women like I like my moon landings

Faking it in a Hollywood Studio

A man walks into a sculptors studio and says...

"I would like a bust in my image so how much would that cost?"

The sculptor says " woah you only just walked in the door and you are already talking prices, let's back up a bit"

The man replied " I'm sorry I'm getting a head of myself"

[NSFW] So our friend said her dance instructor warned the girls about a level 2 sex offender across the street from the studio

So I looked at her and asked what kind of loot he drops, and how much gold and XP he gives when killed.


If Elon Musk started a yoga studio...

...he'd be the owner of a boring company and an inner resting company as well.

NBC is planning a sitcom about the life of Abe Lincoln.

Shot in front of a live studio audience.

A woman was just taking a bath when she heard the doorbell.

She thought she'd just pretend not to be home but then the ringer called, Hello? Anybody home? I'm the blind guy!

Ah well, if he is blind I can go and open the door just like this. No need to dress. thought the lady, hauled herself out of the bath and went to open the door.

Wow, said the guy waiting there, you should be on a fitness studio advertisement! Now, where should I put those blinds?

What did the roman tattoo artist said to his best friend when he entered the studio?

A tattoo, Brutus?

A woman was taking a bath when the doorbell rang

She thought she could just pretend like she isn't home, the person would leave and she could keep bathing. "Hello? Anybody home? I'm the blind guy"

She thought to herself "Well, if he's blind, then maybe I won't have to dress up. She got out of the bath, walked to the door and opened it.

"Wow!" Said the man. "You should be on a fitness studio advertisement! Now, where should I put those blinds?

A man visited a movie studio and was browsing the wardrobe archives.

He asked a costume designer which were her favourite pieces.

Well, that shirt there was worn by Pacino. That jacket was put together for De Niro. And these boots were made for Walken.

(Stolen but golden) Stevie Wonder is in the recording studio at the end of a long hard day.

He's chewing the fat with a few of the technicians.

One of them asks:

It must be hard being blind Stevie.

To which Stevie replies:

Yep, it's hard but at least I'm not black.

So The Beatles and their producer, George Martin, were in the studio......

Paul: Any ideas on how to end Hey Jude?

John: Nah

George: Nah

Ringo: Nah

George Martin: Nah

Paul: Perfect!

People could never make 'Blazing Saddles' nowadays.

If you gave the script to a movie studio, they'd say, "This is the script for 'Blazing Saddles,' why are you giving this to me?"

A yoga instructor ends every class with a mediation, allowing people lay down and relax before slowly filing out for the night. A half hour passes and the instructor is surprised to see one man remain in her studio.

Annoyed, she walks over to him and asks if he plans on leaving anytime soon .
The man takes a deep, meditative breath and calmly replies, Nah, Imma stay .

Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his studio

The burglar got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

Two Mice Live in a Movie Studio Warehouse

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.

"What did you find?" he asks.

"I'm not sure, it looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see...ah, yes - it's from 'Gone with the Wind'".

"And how is it?"

"Nothing much. The book was better."

Did you hear about the new Abraham Lincoln sitcom on ABC?

Shot in front of a live studio audience.

The Beatles were recording in a studio. John says, "Look! Yoko's here"

Paul, George and Ringo say: O no

Everyone thought Kim Jung Un was in a vegetative state, but actually he was in the studio recording his acoustic album

Kim Jung Unplugged.

Did you hear about the TV anchorman who lost it and shot up the whole studio?

We were all blown away by the news

These Studio Ghibli movies have great redemption arcs.

Its like the characters went zero chihiro.

I faced the wrong way on live television.

Back to the studio.

What do you call an art studio on the bad side of town?

Sketchy

What did the Mexican say when he left the recording studio?

Audios.

At our tattoo studio, women can flash their boobs to get a discount

The business model we operate on is "tit for tat".

My Yoga instructor was so hot, I didn't want to leave the studio...

She kept telling me it was done but I said "namaste"

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach

When I'm trying to find a hum in my music studio:

Hmmmm.

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I made this up and no matter how few upvotes it gets im proud because it's original.

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