The Best 35 Student Loans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Student Loans jokes. There are some student loans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these student loans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Student Loans Jokes and Puns

Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.

I don't think I can ever repay you.

Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.

I am forever in your debt.

Thank you student loans for getting me through university...

I don't think I could ever repay you

Thank you banks

Thank you banks for the student loans, car loans and mortgages, which helped me survive my life.

I don't know if I can ever repay you.

Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college.

I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you.


Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school

I don't think I could ever repay you

Dear student loan,

Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you.

I'd like to take a moment to say thank you student loans for getting me through college.

I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.

I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack.

Divorce

Are you a student loan?

Cause I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

After years of hard work after college, I finally paid back my student loans.

I wish I can post this in a different sub.

You can explore student loans reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean student loans dad jokes. There are also student loans puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


This is a 'thank you' to my student loans for getting me through university!

I don't think I can ever repay you.

Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me!

I don't know how I'll ever repay you.

I won't pay off my student loans until I'm an old man

Now that's what I call in-dentures servitude

Thank you so much student loans!

I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you.

Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college.

How will I ever repay you?

Me: Hey babe, are you a federal student loan?

Me: hey babe, are you a federal student loan? Because it looks like you have low interest

My date: Yep.

Me: oh

When I first got my student loans, I thought they were great.

Now, they're outstanding!

So what if Jesus turned water into wine?

I turned student loans into Vodka.

^^^^Your ^^^^move ^^^^Jesus...


Hey cutie, are you the economy?

Because you're almost as crippling as my student loans and anxiety.

What do you do with a Chemistry student after they die?

You sell their body to help pay off their student loans!

What do Americans with online student loans have in common with the French?

They've both signed away their future without Le Pen

Jesus may have turned water into wine

But I turned a whole student loan check into vodka

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college?
Teacher: So we can get a high paying job
Student: Why do we need a high paying job
Teacher: So we can get lots of money
Student: Why do we need lots of money
Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

I really dont like paying interest on my student loans

I hate it on principle

Which Star Wars ship is most likely to be unemployed with a crushing amount of student loan debt?

The Millenial Falcon

So what if Jesus turned water into wine...

I once turned an entire student loan into beer. Your move Jesus.

I learned a tip to pay off my student loan...

Apparently each pack of cigarettes I smoke takes away one year of my debt!

How many college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They are already screwed from student loans.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

The Department is Education is canceling $150 million in student loans.

Those are a lucky 4 people.

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me...

I take a size large in student loans.

The best way to default on your student loans?

Drink Starbucks daily.

Post Malone Has Started His Own Student Loan Service in an Attempt to Lift the Burden Off of New Graduates

It's called " Post Malone's Post Pone Ma Loans"

What would you do if someone left you $8.7M?

Pay off my students loans and use the remaining $10 to go to the movies

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the student loans jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working student loans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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