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8 student government jokes and hilarious student government puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about student government that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Student Government Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good student government joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines...

They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.

A teacher tells her students to make a sentence using the words "cheese" and "liver"...

The White kid responds, "Last night my mother made a Cheese and Liver sandwich. It was delicious."
The Black kid responds, "Last night my Dad told my Mom to go get groceries. When she came back without the Government cheese, he punched her in the liver."
The Mexican kid responds, "Last night some vatos tried looking up my sisters skirt. So I tell them, HEY LIVER ALONE! CHEESE MY SISTER!"

Heard at Mass today that the government is providing scholarships to students who'd like to attend religious institutions...

Someone Alert the Masses!

Anything is possible.

People are surprised when I tell them I have a 4.0 GPA, work 2 jobs, while doing research, having 4 internships finished, being president of my student government, having a VS model as a girlfriend and having an amazing social life.
I mean, anything's possible when you lie.

What do ICE children and bangladesh students have in common?

They're r**... and murdered and the government doesn't care

What's the difference between a drama student and a government savings bond?

The government savings bond eventually matures and earns money.

Do you want to play the PNG government drinking game?

Every time there's a student protest, you take 100 shots.


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