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But when a girl sleeps with tons of guys, somehow I'm not one of them.
just when you seem to get the facts to fit together, all that you thought you learned disappears.
A student to his father:
Dear father,
Berlin is a fantastic city, people are nice and I really like that city. But, I am a bit ashamed to come to school with my golden plated Ferrari whereas professors and other students come by train.
Love,
Your son
Next day, an answer comes:
My dear son,
I transferred 20M€ to your bank account. Please buy your train quickly.
Your loving father.
A new study conducted on Asians shows that the long held to be true stereotype is partially false. In fact, only 50% of Asians have small penises.
The other 50% are women.
It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care.
...6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
A student goes up to his professor after class and asks him to define a dilemma. The professor says "I'll do you one better and give you a perfect example. You're laying in bed naked with a gorgeous naked girl on the right of you, and a naked gay guy on your left. Who do you turn your back to?"
because of the tally-ban
And sits on in a chair. The teacher man looks up and offers the pupil a cup of coffee.
"Sure, I'll take a mug of joe," says the student.
The teacher pours a cup, and gives it to the kid. The student takes a sip, and nearly gags.
"The is terrible! Seriously! What is this, mud??"
"Well," the professor replies, "it was ground just this morning."
The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"
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-Student: "Miss, would you blame someone for something that they didn't do?"
-Teacher: "No of course not. I would never do that."
-Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
I don't think I can ever repay you.
"There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"
JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not. "
JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."
Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife.
That's why i do nothing.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"
But unfortunately most of them spit it out.
If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U.
There is an inequality when it comes to men and women. For example...
If a man sleeps with hundreds of women he is respected and labled as a stud or a player. Nothing bad is said about him and he goes on acting like the player he is.
However, if a woman that goes around sleeping with hundreds of men, she's your mum.
I don't think I could ever repay you
So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning
The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them.
Not.
Because they are more likely to be dead.
"I hate math. Well, I really just hate numbers." "What do you mean?" "Take seventeen, for instance. I hate seventeen. There's nothing good about seventeen." "What's so bad about seventeen?" "Nothing really. It's just a prime example."
If you let her have more she might suck it too.
I am forever in your debt.
Because he's dead.
So get off your high horse.
but now I don't.
So one in the hand really is worth two in the bush.
I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!
A tip
...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.
It doesn't have any answers.
Next thing you know they'll be saying smoking weed causes short term memory loss.
Somehow I'm never one of them.
The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.
Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.
An IT student is walking along with his bike when another IT student walks up to him and goes Nice bike. Where did you get it?
The first student says, The other day, this beautiful woman ran up to me with this bike, threw it on the ground, ripped off all her clothes and said 'Take anything you want!'
The first student says, So I took the bike .
The second student says, Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit .
than the men who mention it.
I have the std, i just need u.
She says, "I'm just not doing very well in your class. I was wondering if there was anything I could do to raise my grade?"
The professor looks her up and down and asks, "What are you willing to do to raise your grade?"
"I'd do *anything*," she answers coyly, playing with her hair.
"Anything?"
"*Anything*!" she repeats with a knowing grin.
"Would you....study?"
Because you won't find work
I've got the STD, all I need is U.
Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*
I dont remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I think I am understanding.
I got the STD, now all I need is u.
Statistically, that means one of those other dudes was probably gay
Guess that puts women in third.
Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?
Student: No
Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?
Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.
I learnt next to nothing
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
One student goes for the French student, and the whole time she screams, "Oui! Oui! Oui!"
The other student gets with a Spanish student, and she screams, "Sí! Sí! Sí!"
The teacher locks a German student in his office, the whole time she screams, "Nein! Nein! Nein!" He replies, "Really? I could have sworn you were only eight years old."
So that the neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting, "Give it to me!"
Also, so that I can still take her breath away, after all these years...
And he goes to talk to the teacher, convinced that he's been graded unfairly.
He says to the teacher "I think I deserve some points on these questions, even if my answers weren't entirely correct!"
The teacher sighs and says "ok, I'll take another look at your exam".
The student comes home, and his mother asks him "so how did the exam go?". He replies: "the teacher thought it was remarkable!'
The husband sits and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
Oxytocin is known to increase erotic vocalizations during sex. Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.
It's a very powerful whore-moan.
Teacher: Well yes , but actually no
Nowadays you can even find students from various schools in America using 9mm
"Excuse me," says one of the students, "I noticed that you only have one meal between you. If you'd like we could get another for you, it's no trouble."
"That's very kind of you," replies the elderly woman, "but you see, in our marriage my husband and I share everything. This is enough food for both of us."
A few minutes later, the students again notice that the only elderly man is eating while his wife sits in still silence.
"Perhaps we could get that meal for you after all?" another student asks sheepishly. To which the woman replies:
"Oh no, it's fine. I'm waiting for my turn with the dentures."
to which the teacher replies, "hey there no need to be so hard on yourself"
He said it was easy but one question held him up. The mother asked what the question was.
" They asked what the past tense of think was" the boy answered. "So what did you write?" the mother asked.
"I thought and thought and thought until I finally wrote thinked"! The boy replied.
Because owning Christians isn't legal, obviously.
Not a stud in the place, it's all tongue 'n' groove
Scientists attempted to demonstrate it in public, but it was immediately shot by the police.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
A NASA scientist walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How's work going?" the bartender asks. "It's frustrating. We've been studying the planet Mars and trying to figure out how it went from having a warm and wet habitat to a cold and dry one," the scientist says. "So far, we don't have an answer." "Maybe it got married?" the bartender replies.
Politics Teacher: "Congratulations, that's a straight A."
30% of women think their ass is too fat,
10% of women think their ass is too skinny,
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world.
I don't think I could ever repay you
My money is on Peter
when the farmer talks to them.
It's a case of "in one ear, and out the udder".
But I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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