Stuckup Jokes
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince
But apparently only seven before you're banned from that stuck-up aquarium
What do you call it when Condoleezza rice pushes a stuck-up criminal down a flight of stairs?
Conde sending condescending con descending.
A high-class London lawyer gets stopped by police...
A high class stuck-up London lawyer gets pulled over by traffic police for failing to stop at a stop sign.
Officer: 'License and registration please'
Lawyer: 'Why?'
Officer: 'Because you failed to stop at the stop sign back there'
Lawyer: 'But I slowed down and could see that no cars were coming'
Office: 'But it's a stop sign sir, it doesn't matter if it was clear, you still needed to stop before setting off again. License and registration please'
Lawyer (trying to be all s**... and righteous): 'Alright then Officer, explain to me the difference between stopping and slowing down, surely it's open to misinterpretation?'
The officer says 'Alright then, step out of your car please Sir'.
The Lawyer steps out of his car and the officer throws him to the floor, pulls out his baton and starts beating him with it continually.
'Now then,' says the Officer, 'do you want me to stop, or to slow down?'
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