The Best 6 Stubs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stubs jokes. There are some stubs stub jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stubs ticket puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stubs Jokes and Puns

A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...

During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.

She's waiting.

She's waiting...

The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?"

The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."

Yo mama so fat,

When she stubs her toe, her forehead ripples.

A Geologist stubs his toe

"Schist!"

What's the similarity between cellular reproduction and when James Charles stubs his toe?

They're both Mitosis

Bumperstickers for redneck bears

Smells like fish, eat all you wish

Ain't be rapin' if they be hibernatin'

Grubs, stubs, bugs - Nobody rides for free


What does hitler say when he stubs his toe?

Aushwitz

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stubs digiorno jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stubs check piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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