The Best 32 Stubborn Jokes

This is a collection of the best stubborn jokes. If you're looking for a good laugh, then read these jokes.

Top 10 Funniest Stubborn Jokes and Puns

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Once John went to the market and bought a hen..

He kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John caught it and kept it in the shed again.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John once again caught it and kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John now caught it, killed it, cooked it and ate it.
But the hen was stubborn ....

What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition?


Amputees can be pretty stubborn.

You've really got to hand it to them.

What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile

[job interview]

"Tell me one of your weaknesses"

I can be very stubborn

"Will you please elaborate?"

I will not

I'm stubborn, I think it's a good trait.

Others don't agree with me. They're wrong.

Stubborn joke, I'm stubborn, I think it's a good trait.

When men and women argue who's the most stubborn...

Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore.

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

What do you call a stubborn donkey?

A badass

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My dad rubs Elmers Glue on his hands like lotion before he goes hunting. I know, it's weird, and I've tried talking him out of it...

But he's sticking to his guns on this one. Stubborn man.

My dad was a stubborn man. He couldn't understand why you shouldn't install a ceiling fan with duct tape.

And then it hit him.

A son was arguing with his dad, insisting that 1+1 equals 11

The father then looked at his son's eyes and said:

-Right, then go and buy 2 popsicles!

His son then goes and buys 2 popsicles.

Then, his dad said:

-Now give me one and the other to your brother!

Son asks:

-What about mine?

Father answers:

-You can have the other nine left over, stubborn kid!

How long does it take a stubborn man to replace a broken lightbulb?

Once he's made up his mind, he ain't changing it.

There was once a very stubborn man who never learned how to swim...

They say he died in denial.

Stubborn joke, There was once a very stubborn man who never learned how to swim...

I nagged my stubborn son to cut a pie into two even pieces,

But he wasn't having any of it.

Switching from the body wash​ to Dawn​ dishwashing liquid... guarantees to cut the stubborn fat.

All my friends say I'm stubborn

....but I refuse to believe them.

I had a douchbag whale as a flatmate once...

I had this douchebag whale as a flatmate once. He was really messy and never paid rent. Eventually the time came where I thought enough was enough and told him to leave, but, stubborn as he was, that didn't really work at all. So I hatched a plan. Late at night, when he was asleep, I secretly attached some wheels to his belly and pushed him out the door and back into the ocean and this time it worked wheely whale.

What did the stubborn, fabric-bound book say to the leather books?

I will not be suede!

Is it just me that thinks amputees are really


Girls are never wrong...

Just Sometimes Confused,



Senseless Emotional,



Stupid N Even Mad.

But Never Wrong!

Did you hear about the stubborn lion who refused to resort to cannibalism?

He ended up swallowing his pride.

Fed-up, I finally told that stubborn monk to leave!


My Family was mourning the recent loss of my Brother in Law

"I can't believe he's gone" my Wife said

"Me Neither, and to think i just ran into him the other day". i said

"Oh Dear, I cant believe he's just gone all of the sudden, he was always such a stubborn person"

"Yeah i know, He didn't move an inch when i ran into him at the crosswalk".

Stubborn joke, My Family was mourning the recent loss of my Brother in Law

My father is a stubborn man who hates to see change

So why in the Hell is he always asking me to pass the TV remote?

In high school, I was dared to play gay chicken , which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay and the first one to chicken out loses...

The other guy and I are really stubborn, and neither of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect he is actually gay.

Who opens stuck jar lids in a lesbian relationship?

Usually, it's the male side who deals with stubborn jars in a straight relationship. But who to be charged with this sacred duty in a lesbian relationship?

The answer is no one, they eat out all the time.

A Husband and Wife were messaging each other.

Husband: You are negative

Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, and in all your life you've not fulfilled even one of your promises. I'm the only one that has to put up with such a miserly and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed.

Husband: I was just letting you know that your Covid test was negative.

Why are men so stubborn?

I am not going to tell you.

A stubborn chicken

There was once a stubborn chicken at Mr. Wiley's farm who always used to find ways to escape out the back.

Mr. Wiley decided to put a fence around chicken house, but being a stubborn chicken, he still managed to escape out the back.

Then Mr. Wiley decided to put it in a cage. But chicken, being stubborn still managed to escape out the back.

Frustrated, Mr. Wiley killed it, cooked it and finally ate it. But the chicken was stubborn. He still managed to escape out the back.

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