Stubborn Jokes
42 stubborn jokes and hilarious stubborn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stubborn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This is a collection of the best stubborn jokes. If you're looking for a good laugh, then read these jokes.
Funniest Stubborn Short Jokes
Short stubborn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stubborn humour may include short hard headed jokes also.
- My dad rubs Elmers Glue on his hands like lotion before he goes hunting. I know, it's weird, and I've tried talking him out of it... But he's sticking to his guns on this one. Stubborn man.
- [job interview] "Tell me one of your weaknesses"
I can be very stubborn
"Will you please elaborate?"
I will not - My dad was a stubborn man. He couldn't understand why you shouldn't install a ceiling fan with duct tape. And then it hit him.
- When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore.
- Did you hear about the stubborn lion who refused to resort to cannibalism? He ended up swallowing his pride.
- There was once a very stubborn man who never learned how to swim... They say he died in denial.
- How long does it take a stubborn man to replace a broken lightbulb? Once he's made up his mind, he ain't changing it.
- I nagged my stubborn son to cut a pie into two even pieces, But he wasn't having any of it.
- Switching from the body wash to Dawn dishwashing liquid... ...it guarantees to cut the stubborn fat.
- They are really stubborn. The people from Taiwan taiwan taiwan taiwan taiwan taiwan taiwant ...
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Stubborn One Liners
Which stubborn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stubborn? I can suggest the ones about rebellious and tough.
- All my friends say I'm stubborn ....but I refuse to believe them.
- Why are men so stubborn? I am not going to tell you.
- What did the stubborn Hindu in pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste
- What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? A stagnation
- Amputees can be pretty stubborn. You've really got to hand it to them.
- Thousands of men will die from stubbornness this year NO WE WON'T
- How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool? With shear willpower
- What do you call a stubborn Egyptian? In denile
- Fed-up, I finally told that stubborn monk to leave! "namaste"
- I'm stubborn, I think it's a good trait. Others don't agree with me. They're wrong.
- What do you call a stubborn donkey? A badass
- Is it just me that thinks amputees are really Stubborn
- What did the stubborn, fabric-bound book say to the leather books? I will not be suede!
- Some people say I'm stubborn, I would disagree.
- Some people say I'm stubborn They're wrong.
Stubborn Man Jokes
Here is a list of funny stubborn man jokes and even better stubborn man puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My father is a stubborn man who hates to see change So why in the h**... is he always asking me to pass the TV remote?
Comical Stubborn Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about stubborn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arrogant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stubborn pranks.
In high school, I was dared to play gay chicken , which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay and the first one to chicken out loses...
The other guy and I are really stubborn, and neither of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect he is actually gay.
A son was arguing with his dad, insisting that 1+1 equals 11
The father then looked at his son's eyes and said:
-Right, then go and buy 2 popsicles!
His son then goes and buys 2 popsicles.
Then, his dad said:
-Now give me one and the other to your brother!
Son asks:
-What about mine?
Father answers:
-You can have the other nine left over, stubborn kid!
Once John went to the market and bought a hen..
He kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John caught it and kept it in the shed again.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John once again caught it and kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John now caught it, killed it, cooked it and ate it.
But the hen was stubborn ....
A stubborn chicken
There was once a stubborn chicken at Mr. Wiley's farm who always used to find ways to escape out the back.
Mr. Wiley decided to put a fence around chicken house, but being a stubborn chicken, he still managed to escape out the back.
Then Mr. Wiley decided to put it in a cage. But chicken, being stubborn still managed to escape out the back.
Frustrated, Mr. Wiley killed it, cooked it and finally ate it. But the chicken was stubborn. He still managed to escape out the back.
Who opens stuck jar lids in a lesbian relationship?
Usually, it's the male side who deals with stubborn jars in a straight relationship. But who to be charged with this sacred duty in a lesbian relationship?
The answer is no one, they eat out all the time.
A Husband and Wife were messaging each other.
Husband: You are negative
Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, and in all your life you've not fulfilled even one of your promises. I'm the only one that has to put up with such a miserly and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed.
Husband: I was just letting you know that your Covid test was negative.
I had a douchbag whale as a flatmate once...
I had this d**... whale as a flatmate once. He was really messy and never paid rent. Eventually the time came where I thought enough was enough and told him to leave, but, stubborn as he was, that didn't really work at all. So I hatched a plan. Late at night, when he was asleep, I secretly attached some wheels to his belly and pushed him out the door and back into the ocean and this time it worked wheely whale.
My Family was mourning the recent loss of my Brother in Law
"I can't believe he's gone" my Wife said
"Me Neither, and to think i just ran into him the other day". i said
"Oh Dear, I cant believe he's just gone all of the sudden, he was always such a stubborn person"
"Yeah i know, He didn't move an inch when i ran into him at the crosswalk".
Girls are never wrong...
Just Sometimes Confused,
Rude,
Stubborn,
Senseless Emotional,
Unchangeable,
Crazy,
s**... N Even Mad.
But Never Wrong!
