Stub Jokes

Funniest Stub Short Jokes

Short stub jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stub humour may include short stab jokes also.

1. Why do cowboys always want to die with their boot on? So they don't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
2. I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub.
3. I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling What the duck They were angry that I used fowl language
4. If you're a movie ticket usher and ....... .... and amputee leaves the theater, but comes back and shows you his ticket, is it wrong to say to him "I'm glad you saved your stub" ?
5. TIFU by accidentally ramming my toe against the cigarette urn while I was trying to throw my cigarette away. Oops, wrong stub.
6. Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them.
7. What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him? Nana boo boo
8. Did you hear about the casino croupier whose hand, through a tragic accident, was reduced to a stub? Don't worry, he's dealing with it.
9. What's the similarity between cellular reproduction and when James Charles stubs his toe? They're both Mitosis
10. What did the Frequently Asked Question say when it stubbed it's toe? "FAQ!"

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Stub One Liners

Which stub one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stub? I can suggest the ones about slug and dummy.

1. Jesus Christ was supposed to be named Franklin.... Until Mary stubbed her toe.
2. Can't move your toe after a bad stub? No problem, just call a toetruck.
3. A Geologist stubs his toe "Schist!"
4. Why was the emperor of Japan crying? He stubbed his hirohitoe
5. What did Voldemort say when stubbed his toe trying to enter Hogwarts? "Dumb 'ol door!"
6. What did Michael Jackson say when he stubbed his toe? Ow!
   I'll be making my exit now. :)
7. Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe.
   ...I'll see my way out.
8. I hate it when I stub my toe while rapping Gucci-dang
9. Be careful stubbing your cigarette out on small metal dishes You may be lead ashtray
10. What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium.
11. What did Michael Jackson say when he stubbed his toe "OW!"
12. What did ZZ Top say when they stub their toe? Oh ow ow ow
13. What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe? "Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"
14. What did the spelling bee contestant say when he stubbed his toe "O-U-C-H!"
15. My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed.. Mitosis

Stub Your Toe Jokes

Here is a list of funny stub your toe jokes and even better stub your toe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Stubbing my toe Me: Ow, that hurts
  Sister: What's wrong?
  Me: Mitosis
• The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
• Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
  He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
• What does did Thanos say when he stubbed his toe? Oh snap, that hurt!
• Why did God shout "Jesus Christ!!!"? He stubbed His toe.
• What does Owen Wilson say when he stubs his toe? Oww.
• What did Socrates say when he hit his toe on the corner of his bed? Ouch! I stubbed my Pla"toe"
• My cat just stubbed her toe... ...it must have hurt because she said "me-ow"
• A hawaiian jihadist stubs his toe before introducing himself to a tiki bar ... "Aloha *ACK*-bar!"
• What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe? Au

Rib-Tickling Stub Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about stub you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stalk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stub pranks.