The Best 21 Stub Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stub jokes. There are some stub projector jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stub scratcher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stub Jokes and Puns
A kinky passenger grinningly exposed himself to a stewardess as he boarded the plane.
"I'm sorry," said the woman, "but you'll have to show me your ticket, not your stub."
Why do cowboys always want to die with their boots on?
So they don't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
Ticket Please
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia
But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub.
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling What the duck
They were angry that I used fowl language
Can't move your toe after a bad stub?
No problem, just call a toetruck.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition?
Na-ama-ste
If you're a movie ticket usher and .......
.... and amputee leaves the theater, but comes back and shows you his ticket, is it wrong to say to him "I'm glad you saved your stub" ?
I hate it when I stub my toe while rapping
Gucci-dang
I'm stubborn, I think it's a good trait.
Others don't agree with me. They're wrong.
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Airport
Flight attendant was waiting at the gate for passengers when a man walked up to her. She said "sir, I need to see your ticket" the man then opened his trench coat and flashed her. The flight attendent then said. "sir. I said ticket. Not stub!"
TIFU by accidentally ramming my toe against the cigarette urn while I was trying to throw my cigarette away.
Oops, wrong stub.
There was once a very stubborn man who never learned how to swim...
They say he died in denial.
What did ZZ Top say when they stub their toe?
Oh ow ow ow
Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed...
...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them.
A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub..
"I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"
My parking stub was being bitchy, argumentative, and expensive.
It just wanted validation.
Did you hear about the casino croupier whose hand, through a tragic accident, was reduced to a stub?
Don't worry, he's dealing with it.
What did the stubborn, fabric-bound book say to the leather books?
I will not be suede!
Stubbing my toe
Me: Ow, that hurts
Sister: What's wrong?
Me: Mitosis
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