The Best 10 Stuart Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stuart jokes. There are some stuart carson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stuart stuart hall puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stuart Jokes and Puns

How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart

a little

My girlfriend says I've got commitment issues....

Well she's not really my girlfriend, more of a wife.

-Stuart Francis

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland

The barman says "Not Yewtree again"

Stuart joke, Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland

Asking parents for their blessing

Mr. Stuart, I've come to ask for your daughter's hand.

Very well. And have you been with my wife?

Yes, but I still prefer your daughter.

America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls.

Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.


I was going to have a son and name him based on his intelligence

On the day he was born, it wasn't yet clear whether he'd be stupid or smart...

So we named him Stuart

My friend asked if I'd lost my marbles...

But I haven't. I know exactly where Stuart and the others are. And I think some of them are pregnant.

Stuart joke, My friend asked if I'd lost my marbles...

Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills....

They made him a Multi Minion Heir

Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar.

Barman says not Yew Tree again

So a cannibalistic couple are try to decide what to have for supper one night...

When they hear a knocking at their front door. The husband opens the door where he sees a little boy crying. The kid then says, "Help me I'm lost, my name is Stuart and I live on 3rd street!" The wife hears the commotion and walks over to see what's going on, and the husband turns to her and says, " I guess we're having stew tonight."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stuart khloe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stuart stuart francis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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