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What are your favorite "No arms, no legs" jokes?

In case you don't know the format, here's a few examples.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Rustle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso?
Dick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole?
Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor?
Harry.

Etc etc... Share you favorites!

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Name Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in front of a door? Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and swims? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a big steel pot? Stu

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and has a shovel in his head? Doug

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a can of paint? Hugh

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and lays on a grill? Frank. What's his wife's name? Patty

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. What if she's Asian? Irene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits on a swing? Anything you want, what's he really going to do about it?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

...on your front step? Matt
...in a pot? Stu
...in a pan? Fry
...floating in the ocean? Bob
...bouncing on the highway? Skip
...hanging on a wall? Art
...that's been harpooned? Pierce
...lying face down in prison? Fucked

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No arms, no legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you lift? Jim.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs acting as a buoy? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being peed on? John.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in mustard? Frank.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a Jacuzzi? Stu.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a burning house? Ash.

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stu

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Stu.

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What's a cannibal's favorite soup?

Stu

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What do you call a man with no arms & no legs...

...hanging on the wall? Art
...floating in the sea? Bob
...laying on the floor? Matt
...down in a hole? Phil
...sitting in a pot? Stu
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What do you call a dead guy in a hot tub?

Stu.

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Don't study too much, because every time you do..

Stu dies

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What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stu.

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Come to Crab's Joe Shack

We have Stu.

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Why don't cannibals like soup?

They prefer Stu

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What do you call a dumb guy?

Stu Pitt.

Two dumb guys? Moe, Ron.

Millions of 'em? Married.

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I had a neurotic rabbit once.

His name was Stu.

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What does a cannibal have for dinner?

Stu.

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