Following is our collection of funny Struggle jokes. There are some struggle bicker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these struggle strive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class.
He sees St Peter at Pearly Gate. St Peter give him bread and say, "Struggle over now". Man cry from happy. But, look again! St Peter is really devil, and bread have worm. Struggle continues.
I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs.
If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar.
I just General Lee don't get them.
but you are gonna LOVE this yoyo trick
but I struggle to lift her photograph
If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would take my friends to the bar.
It's just too hard.
The man orders a steak while his wife goes for a salad. The waiter sees the man struggle with his steak, as he only has one arm. The waiter feels bad for the man, but doesn't want to ask him if everything is alright because he might embarrase the man. At one point the man leaves the table to go to the bathroom and the waiter approaches the woman.
"Is everything alright?" He asks. The woman tells him that her husband lost his arm in the second world war when he was fighting in Paris. The waiter tells his manager they've got a proper veteran in their restaurant and the manager doesn't think twice. "Everyone that fought for our freedom eats for free!"
The waiter brings them the good news and the couple is much delighted. After dinner the manager and the waiter escort the couple to the door. When holding the door open for the veteran he looks at the manager and says "Vielen dank fΓΌr die guten abend"
11.34: Arrived at crime scene
11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle
11.34: Found murder weapon in drain
11.34: Realised watch was broken
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After watching struggle for a while, I told him
Use the fork, Luke.
A crowd gathers around her as people struggle to help, or at least make her comfortable.
Panicked a man looks around and asks "Is anyone here a doctor?!"
From the crowd steps a man wearing skinny jeans and a plaid shirt, with short, neat hair and a scruffy beard. "I'm a vegan!"
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!
Because they lactose.
They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head.
After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him.
It's crippling
Thyme management
The struggle Israel
Both struggle to last longer than a minute with a Brazilian woman.
...There's class struggle for Marx
They tend to objectify them.
*I'll see myself out*
Is it still a piece of cake?
Two hours of a woman's struggle... full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.
Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park, we rushed in and caught the credits.
Dead people really struggle to hold a conversation.
6/5=Improper fraction,
5/5=Whole number,
4/5=Proper fraction,
3/5=Racist.
I guess you could say he was de-feeted.
Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down
Otherwise you might struggle to tie the knot.
"We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
Watching a match between England and West Indies, on a black and white television. Turn the brightness up and one team disappears, turn it down and the other does.
It's a struggle, and I can't focus on anything for more than
It's a struggle to be broke everyday
He has Alzheimer's, and thought it was his truck.
I have those feelings without being cool.
The struggle is real.
I think that's crazy. Men nowadays are just getting soft
...or do yall also struggle with gnomenclature
I find it's the best place for self reflection.
Because the sun never sets.
However, they struggle with the other 3/4
...but the Americans would struggle to get it.
They spend years at c!
11:45 - arrived at crime scene
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain
11:45 - Realised watch was broken
I know a few openings, but continually struggle to put myself into mating positions
I was in line at the grocery store yesterday and behind me in line was a dwarf or little person or whatever is the right word to call him. I chatted with him about the weather and during our conversation he mentioned his wife. I couldn't help but ask if she was of the same stature as him or not. He said she was a little person too. Then I asked if they had any trouble finding jobs and how they made a living. He said they do pretty good but admitted that they both struggle to put food on the table.
There was no sign of a struggle.
I rent out bookcases to be installed behind everyone doing a TV interview about either Covid or the Impeachment process.
11:45 Examine body, signs of a struggle
11:45 Found murder weapon in storm drain
11:45 Realize watch is broken
Polaroids
Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
I know a few openings, but struggle to get into mating positions
Because they love to see the class struggle.
i don't know, the media is confusing. all I can tell is that the struggle isreal
They approach the ground, but they really struggle with the runway. The plane nearly crashes, but they finally are able to land it.
Jesus, one pilot says. That was the shortest runway ever.
Yeah, and did you see how wide it was?
They don't believe in a higher power.
Take my cousin, for example. He has a very strict diet and always sticks to his regimen. He never skips a day. The dude is still a skeleton, basically. Some people just struggle to add weight. Granted, his regimen mostly includes heroin, but still.
I had no less than 5 people tell me that "gullible" is not in the dictionary. The smug assholes just laughed when I proved their dumb asses wrong.
"Remember the Γ la mode"
A triathlete walks into a bar to replenish some carbs after a hard workout and orders a beer. "I just got done doing a 10-mile open water swim," he brags to the bartender. "Ten miles, huh? That's impressive," the bartender replies. "I'd struggle to do that much on a bike." "Yeah, well bikes aren't that good in water," the athlete says.
He was stuck on 2 across
And then after many long years of hard work and struggle, I'm no longer young!
Then it just CLIX
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