The Best 35 Structure Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Structure jokes. There are some structure construction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these structure poli puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Structure Jokes and Puns

The barman says Why the non-linear structure?

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake?

...because dam.

A Christian man ends up on a deserted island...

He is stranded there for a few years until a rescue boat finds him. When the rescuers get onto the island, they are amazed to see what the man has built to survive. The man had built three different structures out of bamboo and leaves. They asked the man what the first structure was. The man said, That's my house. They then asked about the second structure. That's where I go to Church. The man replied. Then they asked about the third structure. A scowl came over the mans face as he told the rescuers, That's where I used to go to Church.

Structure joke, A Christian man ends up on a deserted island...

"What's the deal with the non-linear structure?", the bartender asks.

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku

Syllable structure:

First five, then seven, then 5.

Just like this one isn't.


What's the difference between a man and an octopus?

Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain

Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain

I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books.

I have low shelf-confidence.

Structure joke, I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books.

Nearly 200,000 Californians evacuated due to Oroville Dam reaching a likely catastrophic failure. You may think this isn't the time to bring up politics however this is Trump's fault.

No man made structure was built to hold so many liberal tears.

What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

A common misconception on the male anatomy

While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

I could talk about the atomic structure all day...

But I'd rather not Bohr you about it.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean.

I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure.

Q: What do you call a flowers political structure?

A: Pollentics

(Please don't kill me, I made this when I was 11 after a 8 hour plane ride. I was delirious.)

What's the chemical structure of Holy Water?

H2OMG

"Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective."

"You're still late" replied my boss.

Structure joke, "Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

Uracil-y structure!

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well...

Two German explorers

Two German explorers were making their way east across New York when they came to a wide river.

Karl: How vill vee get across dee large body of vater?

The other explorer sees a large, steel object north of them.

Heinrich: Look der es und structure dat vee can use to cross

Karl and Heinrich make their way across and into the land know as upstate New York. Karl gets to the other side but notices that his companion is still behind. Karl also notices that he is continuously poking his finger on the object they just crossed.

Karl: Heinrich, vat are you doing?

Heinrich: I'm Tappan Zee Bridge


A 1st grade teacher is teaching her students proper sentence structure.

The teacher is asking her students to use the following words in a sentence; deduct, defeat, defense, and detail.
One student raises his hand and says "defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."

I fell asleep in my chem class on atomic structure.

It was too bohring.

What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny?

An Ether Bunny!

I'm starting a protest against the evil capitalist structure promoted by Vietnamese soup salesmen.

We are Anti-Pho

As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Yo mama is so ugly.

Modern cannot explain her facial structure.

A local Game Stop burnt to the ground. An insurance adjuster came out to inspect the damage

After looking at the rubble, he asked the manager if the building was a new structure. The manager said, "I don't think so, it was built in the 1970s."

The adjuster said, "I that case, the best payout I can give you is $50,000. If it was a new building I could have given you 95,000.

The bartender asks "Why the non-linear structure?"

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar

Why did Niels help discover the atomic structure?

He was Bohred

How many pianists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10... 1 to do it, and 9 to complain about their technique, timing, structure or the socket, and choice of bulb.

What you call a healthy, large aquatic mammal living in a structure that gives access to ground water that is located west of England?

A well Welsh well whale

What is one structure poor countries can't make

infrastucture

What do you call a structure made of body parts?

Body building

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.

What should I do?

Why isn't "@you" not "w/you"?

cuz "w/you" is a directory \- doomed to confrontation by directory structure.

why oh why oh why

is the structure of my chromosomes

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