The Best 15 Structural Engineering Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Structural Engineering jokes. There are some structural engineering plasticity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these structural engineering engineer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Structural Engineering Jokes and Puns

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.

The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.

The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.

The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "There is a 99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.

The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"

An anti-vaxxer and an engineer are crossing a bridge over a crocodile-infested river

The anti-vaxxer asks "What are the odds of us making it across the bridge safely?"

The engineer replies "After a careful structural analysis, I calculate a 99.7% chance of crossing this bridge safely."

The anti-vaxxer then says "Forget it, I'll swim."

I've got a friend who is a structural engineer.

He's always complaining about stress at work.

Three engineers argue about who designed the human body

"Look at all the supports and joints... " said the first engineer, "... it must have been a structural engineer."

"No, no, it was an electrical engineer; just look at the nervous system and all its connections and wiring." said the second engineer.

"Both of you are wrong" exclaimed the third engineer. "It was a civil engineer, because only a civil engineer would run a toxic pipeline through the middle of a recreational area."


Structural Engineering

Because architects don't know what physics is.

Did you hear the one about the structural engineer's first day on the job?

It was riveting.

A structural engineer walked into a bar...

...this is when he realised his building design was flawed.

3 Engineers are discussing what type of engineer God is...

Engineer #1

Obviously a Structural Engineer,like me. Look at the skeleton! Its art!

Engineer #2

Obviously a Electrical Engineer, like me. Look at the Nervous System! Genius!

Engineer #3

He's not a City Planner, like me... You Never put a waste treatment center so close to a recreational facility!

My job title is "Thermal Generation Engineer for Recumbent Structural Apparatus."

I keep a chair warm.

Structural Integrity.

What did the bridge engineer say when someone doubted his bridge's structural integrity?

"You're gonna have to truss me on this one."

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Did you see that documentary about the daily lives of structural engineers?

I hear it's just riveting.

Why should you respect pornstars more than structural engineers?

Most pornstars I've seen are better at handling distributed loads.

How do you build a bridge which all the best structural engineers do not believe can hold the weight of traffic?

You use the suspension of disbelief.

America,India,Russia and China decided to make a rocket..

America build the engine ,India build the structure and russia made the Launch platform.China branded it. MADE IN CHINA.

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