Structural Engineer Jokes
16 structural engineer jokes and hilarious structural engineer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about structural engineer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Structural Engineer Short Jokes
Short structural engineer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The structural engineer humour may include short civil engineer jokes also.
- I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work.
- Did you hear the one about the structural engineer's first day on the job? It was riveting.
- A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed.
- Structural Integrity. What did the bridge engineer say when someone doubted his bridge's structural integrity?
"You're gonna have to truss me on this one." - My job title is "Thermal Generation Engineer for Recumbent Structural Apparatus." I keep a chair warm.
- Did you see that documentary about the daily lives of structural engineers? I hear it's just riveting.
- Why should you respect pornstars more than structural engineers? Most pornstars I've seen are better at handling distributed loads.
- How do you build a bridge which all the best structural engineers do not believe can hold the weight of traffic? You use the suspension of disbelief.
- America,India,Russia and China decided to make a rocket.. America build the engine ,India build the structure and russia made the Launch platform.China branded it. MADE IN CHINA.
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Structural Engineer One Liners
Which structural engineer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with structural engineer? I can suggest the ones about engineer and mechanical engineer.
- What's a civil engineer's favorite type of tea? Structural integri-tea
- Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is.
Quirky and Hilarious Structural Engineer Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about structural engineer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean system engineer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make structural engineer pranks.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "There is a 99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"
An anti-vaxxer and an engineer are crossing a bridge over a crocodile-infested river
The anti-vaxxer asks "What are the odds of us making it across the bridge safely?"
The engineer replies "After a careful structural analysis, I calculate a 99.7% chance of crossing this bridge safely."
The anti-vaxxer then says "Forget it, I'll swim."
God the Engineer
Three engineers are having lunch and discussing what kind of engineer God is. The mechanical engineer says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the complex structures of the body!" The electrical engineer says, "No, look at the electrical processes of the body, which the brain could not operate without, he must be an electrical engineer." The civil engineer says, "You're both wrong, he had to be a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste line through a recreational area?"
Three engineers argue about who designed the human body
"Look at all the supports and joints... " said the first engineer, "... it must have been a structural engineer."
"No, no, it was an electrical engineer; just look at the nervous system and all its connections and wiring." said the second engineer.
"Both of you are wrong" exclaimed the third engineer. "It was a civil engineer, because only a civil engineer would run a toxic pipeline through the middle of a recreational area."
3 Engineers are discussing what type of engineer God is...
Engineer #1
Obviously a Structural Engineer,like me. Look at the skeleton! Its art!
Engineer #2
Obviously a Electrical Engineer, like me. Look at the Nervous System! Genius!
Engineer #3
He's not a City Planner, like me... You Never put a waste treatment center so close to a recreational facility!