Struck Jokes
135 struck jokes and hilarious struck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about struck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the lighter side of a lightning strike. It looks at jokes about getting struck by lightning, stories of people getting hit by booms, and the impacts of being caught in the electricity. Read on to learn more about why being hit by lightning can have humorous effects.
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- Short Struck Jokes
- Struck One Liners
- Struck By Lightning Jokes
- Struck Lightning Jokes
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Funniest Struck Short Jokes
Short struck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The struck humour may include short strike jokes also.
- Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
- hickory dickory dock, The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
- I was just struck in the head by a flying bottle of omega 3 pills! .... luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil.
- Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
(Something my grandfather told me when I was five) - My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord.
- My dads nickname is lightning. That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
- Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting. Nice guy. He's a web designer
- Local Man Killed After Being Struck By Lightning Statement from police: he would have been fine if he had stopped resisting
- My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him.
- When lightnings struck the church, the insurance company refused to pay Reason: Act of God, in other words, deliberate destruction by owner.
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Struck One Liners
Which struck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with struck? I can suggest the ones about slapped and stunned.
- How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning? Medium rare.
- I was trying the figure out how lightning works. Then it struck me.
- What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y.
- I used to wonder how lightning worked. Then it struck me.
- What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning? He was conducting.
- What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning? A zapling.
- I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice. It was a revolting scene.
- You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?
- I almost struck 'x=1' with my fist, but didn't. Sorry, no punchline.
- I was struck by a bottle of omega 3 pills... Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.
- I really like guitars They just struck a chord with me
- I felt like there was something i forgot when i parked my car Then it struck me
- What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land? "Aw *hail* naw!"
- What do you call a cow struck by lightning? Ground Beef
- I just came across the encyclopedia of flying tomes. It struck me as a hard book.
Struck By Lightning Jokes
Here is a list of funny struck by lightning jokes and even better struck by lightning puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning? A handicapacitor.
- They say lightning never strikes the same place twice, and I believed that all my life. So when I got struck by lightning for the 2nd time on the hill, I was shocked
- A train conductor was struck by lightning 15 times and miraculously survived It turns out he was a bad conductor
- It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm. You probably won't get struck by lightning.
- TIL that people who've crashed a train before are impervious to being struck by lightning. Because they're bad conductors.
- Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning. - Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning? He had to be honorably discharged.
- I was having trouble finding the answer on a question about lightning But then it struck me
- Outside my school there is an unfortunate tree It has been hit by a car, struck by lightning, and now infested with termites.
What a poor sap - What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket One has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning, the other is a lottery ticket
Struck Lightning Jokes
Here is a list of funny struck lightning jokes and even better struck lightning puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen
- I was out in the wild looking for lightnings and didn't know why I couldn't find any and then it struck me
- What happened to the guy who got struck by lightning He was shocked
- How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
- I got struck by lightning And charged with resisting cardiac arrest.
- When I worked construction back in the day, they used to call me "Lightning." Never struck twice in the same place. (True story...)
- Did you hear about the railroad employee who was struck by lightning? They say he was a great conductor.
- Did you hear about the man who got struck by lightning? It's a shocking story
- As I was finishing a round of golf during a lightning storm, I was suddenly struck ...by how peaceful my game was with no one else on the course. I should do this more often!
- If Harry Potter, as a baby, was struck twice by Voldemort... I don't think people would have celebrated him as much for having 2 lightning bolt shaped scars on his forehead
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What funny jokes about struck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swung jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make struck pranks.
Flying Blind
A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.
The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."
The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"
The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"
Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."
Reindeer joke!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?
Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.
I was trying to figure out how to properly hold a baseball bat
then it struck me
What did the miner say when he struck gold?
Au, yeah!
You hear about the love struck super magnets?
Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable.
A man attends his wife's f**....
His wife had been hit by a car. Incredibly, the car screeched around the block and struck her once more before speeding off, never to be found.
The man was accepting condolences after the service. An old friend said to him, "I know you'll miss her."
"*Miss* her?" the man replied. "I got her pretty good the first two times!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it struck me.
I don't think I was concentrating properly when midnight struck on January 1st 2000.
It just went in one era and out the other.
I got called racist for saying 'pitch black'
The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.
After seven years of medical training and hard work
my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and I think it's outrageous . He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
A local property owner is being charged after their 100-year-old oak fell and struck the son of the prime minister. They are deemed responsible for the accident after they failed to maintain the tree safely.
They were charged with 1 count of tree-son.
Two cops contacts with h**... via radio:
- Send in a team ... - What is situation? - The m**..., the victim is a man, 38 years old, his mother struck him with a knife several times for entering on the wet, just cleaned floor. - Did you arrest her? - No, the floor still wet.
I just read a post about Queen Elizabeth II, and something struck me as odd...
After spending 65 years on the throne, I suppose she's the most constipated ruler ever.
Why was the guitarist banned from church?
Because he struck a Gsus
I'm Devastated. After 7 years of medical training a good freind of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He Slept with one of his patients. He was a really nice guy, and a Brillant Vet
This made me smile for days
Absolutely devastated.
A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
The head surgeon shouted at me for accidentally severing the patient's spine.
I think I struck a nerve.
An attractive woman was reading The History of p**... on the bus the other day...
... I struck up a conversations opening with "That seems interesting"
She responds: "It really is! Did you know that Native Americans have the longest p**... in the world? And Poles the girthiest!"
She extends her hand, I grab it and say... "Tonto Polanski, pleasure to meet you"
Yo mama is SO fat...
The last time she wore high heels, she struck oil!
Hickory, Dickory, Dock ...
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries
What does a cow think when it sees another cow get struck by lightening?
Moo
I've been digging this girl for quite a while now
I think I've finally struck her coffin
Sailor with a Small Head
One day, a man sees a sailor walking around, and he notices that the sailor has a very small head.
The man asks the sailor, "Why is your head so small?" The sailor replies, "When I was sailing, I saw a beautiful mermaid, and she said she would grant me one wish. And you know what, I thought about it for a while, until a brilliant idea struck. I went over to the mermaid, and asked, 'How about a little head?'"
New Years Eve
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s**... of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having s**... with his patients.
It's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.
A t**... struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...
"Abominable. Simply abominable."
Of all the experiences in my life, I think I can honestly say that getting struck in the hippocampus
was the most forgettable.
Hickory dickory dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one
The rest barely escaped with their lives
Having s**... is like being struck by lightning
It's never happened to me, and the odds are not in my favor
My s**... life is like being struck by lightning.
I never thought it would happen, but when it did, it was shocking and left me a huge scar.
I was writing an essay about thunderstorms in my English class and I couldn't quite come up with a perfect thesis!
Then it struck me.
A store owner is depressed when he noticed a sign on his neighbors business saying "Best Deals"
He feels even worse when the business on the other side of him puts up a sign saying
"Lowest Prices"
But then an idea struck him!
The next day he bought an even bigger sign reading "Main Entrance"
A plane gets struck by lightning
A plane is struck by lightning. A woman screams, "I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be meaningful. Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up and says. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk up the aisle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt, and whispers, "Iron this."
My local beauty shop was broken into last night.
CCTV footage shows a suspect moonwalking out carrying a large amount of moisturising cream.
The officer at the scene told the shop owner "You've been struck by, a smooth criminal".
A Jewish and Russian soldier come under heavy fire...
As both engage the enemy the Jewish soldier is struck with a bullet and mortally wounded.
The Russian soldier continues to return fire and hold back the enemy, eventually however his ammo is spent.
He looks to his Jewish comrade and says I cannot hold them back, I'm out of ammunition
The Jew, struggling to keep his eyes open motions the Russian over. Here he says you can buy some of mine .
Police Officer: Ma'am, can you describe the person who assaulted you?
Woman: Oh yes, officer. I'm certain it was that man on the TV who hijacked that truck full of electric razors.
Police Officer: Ma'am, I'm afraid you been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Hickery dickery dock. The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the others suffered minor injuries.
Two men die and arrived in heaven
Curious as to why others are here, they struck up a conversation.
Man 1: Bro how did you die?
Man 2: Due to cold, and you?
Man 1: I doubted my girlfriend with another guy, searched the entire house but found none. I felt too guilty and committed s**....
Man 2: Lol, I was in the fridge
I was watching a miniseries about the Kennedy assassination on Netflix...
I had to use the bathroom and realized I just missed the end of the last episode. I really wanted to see it and wondered how to do this.
Then it struck me, I just needed to go back and to left.
I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone...
Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.
The other day I was writing my assignment on English. I had to write the tenses of certain words. It was easy because I had taught my mates prior to that. When it came to teach, I couldn't remember it..
i thunk and thunk and thunk, but still couldn't remember.. and then it struck me..
It's obviously teached.
My dumb a**....
My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky u**....
Supper Cali frag a lick stick ex pee Ally dough sus
Priest, Doctor and Lawyer died
A priest, doctor and lawyer died. They met Saint Peter at the gate, who would only let them into heaven if they could answer one simple question.
Peter asked the priest, "what was the unsinkable ship that struck an iceberg?" The priest replied, "The Titanic". And the gates opened up.
Peter asked the doctor, "how many people died on the Titanic?" Doctor replied, "1,503". And the gates opened up.
"Name them" said Saint Peter to the lawyer.
I am sick
Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.
Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.
Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.
She asked, "what are you?"
I replied, "I am Sikh."
"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."
I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."
She shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."
A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies
In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.
20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.
Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"
I was at the toilet at 11:59 p.m. yesterday, and the clock struck midnight.
I thought, Same s**.... Different year.
Was at the vet last week....
Was at the vet last week and struck up a conversation with an older gent sitting next to me. A few mins into our conversation a green snake pokes its head out of his pocket and says "Woof!"
I looked with shock and asked his "What was that?"
He says 'oh, it's my pet snake'
'Whats he here for?' I asked
He answered in a whisper "He has E-reptile dysfunction!"
