The Best 23 Strongly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strongly jokes. There are some strongly beliefs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strongly emphatically puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strongly Jokes and Puns

Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.



They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.


They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.


The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."


Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.


Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the
crash.


After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we
are?"


Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.

When will the madness end?

Polish Moose Hunt

Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both. And he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"

Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Strongly joke, Polish Moose Hunt

Annual Checkup

Kenneth is visiting his doctor for his annual physical.

DOC: I strongly recommend you quit masturbating.

KEN: Why?

DOC: I'm trying to perform a prostate exam.

What does walking a tight rope and receiving a blow job from your mother-in-law have in common?

In both cases it is strongly advisable to not look down


Yo momma so fat

The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space.

I strongly dislike the subject of math

However, I am partial to fractions.

Strongly joke, I strongly dislike the subject of math

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding.

President Trump's choice for Supreme Court Justice is strongly opposed to euthanasia.

I wonder what he's got against kids in the Orient?

Should you use water or milk for hot chocolate?

Some say the choice is clear, but I strongly disagree.

I'm strongly opposed to child labour

Because children really lack a sense of quality

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Dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi

I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.

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My girlfriend left me because of her strong beliefs...

She strongly believed I had money.

I went to my first Fight Club last week.

I was unfortunately late to it and so I missed the rules. But I had a great time at Fight Club, and I would strongly recommend Fight Club to everyone.

My dad is strongly against my gambling addiction.

He's no better

An Irish man is pulled from a burning bar..

He is completely covered in soot and smells strongly of smoke.
When asked about how the fire started the man says "damned if I know, the place was in blazes when I got 'ere!"

Strongly joke, An Irish man is pulled from a burning bar..

What do you order at a restaurant with your best friend's vegetarian girlfriend who you strongly dislike?

Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!

The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, How's that now?

What do children learn from Green Eggs and Ham?

If someone you strongly dislike really really wants you to eat something strange for no apparent reason, you should try it.


I'm strongly against elephant poaching.

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.

My heroin-addicted friend

I used to have a great friend. As we grew older, he started doing heroin. Of course, this affected him pretty strongly. Eventually, he even started calling the injection his "God". Weird, I know, but that's just how he was.
Sadly, he passed away recently, although I guess that was to be expected. After all, thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vein.

I feel very strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles

So I have signed a partition

A woman smelling strongly of hard liquor wakes up in a police station, dazed and confused.

She asks the first police officer she sees, "Why am I here?"

"For drinking," replies the officer.

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"That's great," says the woman, "when do we start?"

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