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  1. Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
  2. During the course of a couple of weeks, Russia went from the 2nd stongest army in the world ... ... to the 2nd strongest army in Ukraine.
  3. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week days.
    My daughter just told me this joke and I'm busting with pride.
  4. Recent combat maneuvers and successes have shown that Russia has the second strongest military Ukraine
  5. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.
  6. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.
    I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!
  7. Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is? Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?
    Because it can fly, even with an eagle on its back.
  8. Why does Thanos Car have top of the line tires? The hardest choices require the strongest of wheels.
  9. This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it.
  10. Whenever a job interviewer asks what my strongest trait is, I tell them I'm responsible. Because at my old job whenever something bad happened my coworkers would always say, Eric is responsible.

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  1. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
  2. What's the strongest color? Super Cyan
  3. Did you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? The rest are just weekdays...
  4. Who is the strongest Arab in the world? The Protein Sheikh
  5. What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, because Mon-Fri are weak days
  6. What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sunday; the rest are weekdays.
  7. Why are Saturdays and Sundays the strongest days? Because all others are weak days.
  8. Who was the strongest person in the Bible? Jesus, he did CrossFit.
  9. I really excel at dressing up in armour It's my strongest suit
  10. What is the strongest part of Batman's armor? The plot.
  11. What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived? Extinct.
  12. What is the strongest plant in the bog? Lilly pads. They're toad bearing.
  13. Who was the strongest dictator? Muscle-ini
  14. Why do crane operators seem to always get dates? They have the strongest pick up lines.
  15. What's the strongest smelling vegetable there is? A Roma tomato

Strongest joke, What's the strongest smelling vegetable there is?

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What Italian dictator is either the strongest, or the fishiest?

Benito Muscle-ini or Benito Mussel-ini

What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

Communist l**... are the strongest kind

They use fists of steel

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

A new study was released linking caffiene consumption and news media coverage.

The link was strongest among those in the French press. (Sory)

The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria

Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.

You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon?

Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?


The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world...

You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.


So the other day I went to the doctors for an annual checkup, before we started he asked "have you been doing any drugs?", I replied with "does love count as a drug?", he said "love is the strongest drug out there!", I then said "that's good cause I'm in love with c**...!".

I met an amputee in a bar

Everyone in the joint called him 'E'. He had been drinking there for a few years every single one of the locals knew him. Apparently he used to be the strongest guy in the town
"Ya know, I can still arm wrestle with the best of them" E said.
To which I replied
"you and what arm, E?"

What is the strongest sea creature?

A mussel!

Russian joke from the 1940s

With all the new ships our navy has been getting, the Aurora is still by far the strongest. I mean, one single shot and an entire country is destroyed.

Why is Machamp the strongest Pokémon?

A group of scientists and engineers teamed up to create the best and more responsive set of Breaks and Tires. That's like 120 km/h to 0 km/s in 2 seconds...

... now they need to create the strongest windshield.

I'm not a very muscular man

the strongest thing about me is my password

Why is 42 the strongest number?


The strongest known black hole has been named.

It's called TV Tropes.

I am now the strongest mage you could ever see!!! For i have mastered Fire and Ice magic.


What do they call the strongest man in yellowstone?

The Buff-fellow

Which dinosaur is the strongest in the UK?

Tea- rex

What's the strongest part of the dogwood tree?

the bark

Thanos was struggling to gain infinite wisdom

So, one day he goes to one of the strongest avengers alives, Vision, and he says,
"Hey, can I pick your brain?"

A preacher and a young boy were sitting at a bus stop.

The boy had a bottle of clear liquid and he kept shaking it up, looking at the bubbles. The preacher asked the youngster what he had in the bottle. "Preacher man, this here is the strongest liquid known to mankind, Turpentine!"
The preacher reaching into his vest pocket, "Young man, I beg to differ! This here is holy water! You put some of this on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy!". The boy replied, "Heck preacher, that ain't nothing! You put some of this on a cats a**..., it will pass a motorcycle!"

Outside the pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching into a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle just standing there, frozen.

The pharmacist goes up to his assistant and asks: What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?
Assistant replies: Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help.
Pharmacist says: He seems to be fine now.
Assistant replies: Sure, he does. I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives on the market. Now he won't dare cough!

Granddad could tell a tale

He used to say that as a boy he had the strongest arm in the county. He said he could throw a stick so hard that it would take his dog an hour to retrieve it.
To me that always seemed far-fetched.

After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room.

Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass.
When he returned from making his pit stop, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said
"Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."

I grew up in a really rural environment and my dad always wanted me to embrace eating wild game. His strongest argument was how much money could be saved by eating deer rather than beef, especially deer t**....

They're the cheapest meat you can find, boy. You can always find them under a buck.

Strongest joke, Recent combat maneuvers and successes have shown that Russia has the second strongest military

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