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Top 10 of the Funniest Strongest Jokes and Puns

What Italian dictator is either the strongest, or the fishiest?

Benito Muscle-ini or Benito Mussel-ini

What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it.

Strongest joke, This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it.

What do you get when you cross the world's strongest man and his mean old grandmother?

A funeral, probably.

Communist lesbians are the strongest kind

They use fists of steel


I gotta hand it to Caitlyn Jenner, she is one of the strongest woman around.....

Quite literally

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Strongest joke, What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

Does Canada even have a president?

Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?

A new study was released linking caffiene consumption and news media coverage.

The link was strongest among those in the French press. (Sory)

The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria

Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.

You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon?

Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world...

You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.

What's the strongest color?

Super Cyan

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!

Strongest joke, What are the strongest days of the week?

Drugs?

So the other day I went to the doctors for an annual checkup, before we started he asked "have you been doing any drugs?", I replied with "does love count as a drug?", he said "love is the strongest drug out there!", I then said "that's good cause I'm in love with cocaine!".

I met an amputee in a bar

Everyone in the joint called him 'E'. He had been drinking there for a few years every single one of the locals knew him. Apparently he used to be the strongest guy in the town

"Ya know, I can still arm wrestle with the best of them" E said.

To which I replied

"you and what arm, E?"

What is the strongest sea creature?

A mussel!


The world's strongest man was asked to perform a circumcision.

They turned The Mountain into a mohel.

What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived?

Extinct.

Did you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days?

The rest are just weekdays...

Russian joke from the 1940s

With all the new ships our navy has been getting, the Aurora is still by far the strongest. I mean, one single shot and an entire country is destroyed.

What's the strongest smelling vegetable there is?

A Roma tomato

Whenever a job interviewer asks what my strongest trait is, I tell them I'm responsible.

Because at my old job whenever something bad happened my coworkers would always say, Eric is responsible.

What is the strongest part of Batman's armor?

The plot.

Why do crane operators seem to always get dates?

They have the strongest pick up lines.

A group of scientists and engineers teamed up to create the best and more responsive set of Breaks and Tires. That's like 120 km/h to 0 km/s in 2 seconds...

... now they need to create the strongest windshield.

NSFW The world's strongest man...

only needs to use a dumbbell for his left arm.

I'm not a very muscular man

the strongest thing about me is my password

Why is 42 the strongest number?

Fortitude.

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.

The strongest known black hole has been named.

It's called TV Tropes.

Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?

To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

I am now the strongest mage you could ever see!!! For i have mastered Fire and Ice magic.

NOW BEHOLD, the TERRIFYING POWERS of the SLIGHTLY WARM WATER!!

What days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday, because Mon-Fri are weak days

What do they call the strongest man in Yellowstone?

The Buff-fellow

Why does Thanos Car have top of the line tires?

The hardest choices require the strongest of wheels.

A scientist creates the strongest acid in the world.

A scientist claims "I've created the strongest acid in the world."
his colleague asks "What did you put it in?"

I really excel at dressing up in armour

It's my strongest suit

Which dinosaur is the strongest in the UK?

Tea- rex

What's the strongest part of the dogwood tree?

the bark

Thanos was struggling to gain infinite wisdom

So, one day he goes to one of the strongest avengers alives, Vision, and he says,

"Hey, can I pick your brain?"

A preacher and a young boy were sitting at a bus stop.

The boy had a bottle of clear liquid and he kept shaking it up, looking at the bubbles. The preacher asked the youngster what he had in the bottle. "Preacher man, this here is the strongest liquid known to mankind, Turpentine!"

The preacher reaching into his vest pocket, "Young man, I beg to differ! This here is holy water! You put some of this on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy!". The boy replied, "Heck preacher, that ain't nothing! You put some of this on a cats ass, it will pass a motorcycle!"

Who was the strongest person in the Bible?

Jesus, he did CrossFit.

Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?

Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?

Because it can fly, even with an eagle on its back.

Granddad could tell a tale

He used to say that as a boy he had the strongest arm in the county. He said he could throw a stick so hard that it would take his dog an hour to retrieve it.


To me that always seemed far-fetched.

After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room.

Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass.

When he returned from making his pit stop, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said

"Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."

Why are Saturdays and Sundays the strongest days?

Because all others are weak days.

I grew up in a really rural environment and my dad always wanted me to embrace eating wild game. His strongest argument was how much money could be saved by eating deer rather than beef, especially deer testicles.

They're the cheapest meat you can find, boy. You can always find them under a buck.

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week days.


My daughter just told me this joke and I'm busting with pride.

Who was the strongest dictator?

Muscle-ini

During the course of a couple of weeks, Russia went from the 2nd stongest army in the world ...

... to the 2nd strongest army in Ukraine.

What is the strongest plant in the bog?

Lilly pads. They're toad bearing.

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