The Best 59 Stronger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stronger jokes. There are some stronger absinthe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...

Its a teabag

How did the train get stronger?

Training.

A couple of old guys sat at the bar...

Ernest pops up with a comment "George, when I was 20 years old and I had a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands!"

They sit in silence a few minutes, punctuated by the occasional sip.

Ernest says "When I was 35, I could bend it with one hand."

A few minutes later, he says "Now I can bend it with one finger!"

Another few sips and he says "George, how much stronger do you think I'm gonna get?"

Stronger joke, A couple of old guys sat at the bar...

The monkey god versus Jesus

The monkey god wukong was bored one day and challenged Jesus to see who was stronger. Jesus agreed on one condition that he would hit first. Wukong agreed and Jesus gave him one good punch unto his face causing wukong to fly across the sky. 7 days later, wukong returned with a swollen face and said "my turn". He then punched Jesus in the face so hard that the Christians are still looking for him to this day.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and abstinence makes the hand grow stronger.


I just had a breakthrough....!!

I should probably pull my finger out and get some stronger toilet paper....

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Stronger joke, Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

...except for polio

My struggle with steroid addiction has only made me stronger.

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

While Ajax sales have been going down...

It's still stronger than Greece

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What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?

I like the way you think

Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.

Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because...

... They shot and killed it.

Why are black people getting stronger

because the TV's are getting bigger.

in a keynote Apple announced...

...that they will create a new, better battery that will explode even stronger than the one from Samsung.

Stronger joke, in a keynote Apple announced...

Americans are getting stronger.

Fifty years ago, it took two people to carry twenty dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease.

A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

Stephen Hawking disagrees.


Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger.

That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

A smoking hot girl walks into a bar.

A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"

She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"

He replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."

What do you call a meter that is 10x stronger than the others?

The Decimeter

A love poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tonight we'll have sex
Cuz I'm stronger than you.

Why is Sunday stronger than Tuesday?

Because Tuesday is a weekday.

In light of the recent fentanyl incidents. Who would have thought the solution to the war on drugs...

Was just stronger drugs???

Philosophers in 500B.C.: Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated

Philosophers in 400B.C.: The greatest wealth is to live content with little.

Philosophers in 1200: Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.

Philosophers in 1900: That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Philosophers in 2017: Would you like some drinks with that order?

Kegels are a good exercise

they make you stronger as a hole

My father always used to say "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger".

Until the accident.

They said I'd get stronger if I hit the gym

they didn't mention it would hit back

There's an old adage which says that behind each and every strong man, there is an even stronger woman.

Even moreso if you work for the Weinstein Company.

I never drink anything stronger than pop

My pop likes to drink whiskey.

Did you know?

That men have stronger arms when they are not married

I like to add words to my passwords to make them stronger

They say drinking milk makes you stronger...

So I drank a carton of milk, and then I tried to push my fridge and it didn't even budge.

Frustrated, I decided to drink a bottle of vodka, and guess what happened?

The fridge moved itself

That which doesn't kill you,

Only makes you stronger. Unless it makes you a vegetable.

Jesus and Muhammad were having an intense debate about which of their religions is stronger.

My faith moved mountains, exclaimed Jesus.

Yes, agreed Muhammad, but mine moved skyscrapers.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Except, of course, Muscular Dystrophy.

Hand sanitizer is stronger than Thanos

Thanos can only kill 50% of bacteria

Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times...

I need to see some concrete evidence

Did you hear about the global trade war to determine who's currency is stronger?

South Korean Won.

Why did the cryptographer go to Amsterdam?

Because he wanted a stronger hash

My doctor is concerned my hypochondria is getting worse

So he put me on stronger placebos.

Talk Like A Pirate Day

"Okay, we know we said we'd come back stronger than ever this year, and we admit that 4th place in the division is not where we wanted to be. But it IS a better-than-.500 record, so there's that, and we have some good prospects in the pipe for 2019."

Why are Canadians always happy?

Their beer is stronger.

I've spent a month lifting and I still haven't gotten stronger

I guess it's not working out

What does a bear take to get stronger?

Bearoids

Mules are just a half-assed attempt to make a stronger horse.

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read aΒ quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europe…" He points to the antisemitic rag. "NowΒ I read this and I feel much better. Turns outΒ there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

Nothing is stronger than love

Except Ronnie Coleman.

He can squat 800lbs

Ole and Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing.

As they were augering a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say, "There are no fish under the ice." Ole and Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. The voice said a little stronger, "There are no fish under the ice." They both looked around and then looked up. Ole said in a humble voice, "Are you God?" The voice spoke back, "No ya idiots! I'm the ice rink attendant."

A musician goes into labor

To help keep her mind away from the pain and maintain her breathing, she begins counting her sheet music out loud. Her contractions gradually get stronger, when she calls out, Oh god! The triplets are coming!

One and a two and a three and a!

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it's stiff, just stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.

Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)

The average American has gotten stronger over time

In 1990 it took two adults to carry $10 worth of groceries. Now a 5-year-old can do it.

What do you call a vegan walking down the street?

Whatever you want, you're stronger than them.

Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?

Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?

Yes.

Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?

Yes.

Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?

Yes, Sensei.

That's the problem. You keep watching stupid shit instead of practicing!

It's just started raining really hard and all my wife is doing is standing at the window looking sad...

If it gets any stronger I'll have to let her in

They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

But nothing has killed me yet and I seem only to get older and fatter

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