Strong Wind Jokes
19 strong wind jokes and hilarious strong wind puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about strong wind that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Strong Wind Short Jokes
Short strong wind jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strong wind humour may include short high wind jokes also.
- My farts have always been my strong point That second wind really helps in winning the race to the lift.
- The wind was so strong last night I really struggled to light my cigarette. Eventually, after 20 minutes of trying, I gave in and stopped my motorbike on the hard shoulder.
- Why did the k**... member stumble in the strong breeze? *Because he was three sheets to the wind.*
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Strong Wind One Liners
Which strong wind one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strong wind? I can suggest the ones about wind blowing and windy.
- What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm.
- What do you get when you cross horses with strong winds? A tor*neigh*do
- I asked the doctor if he had anything for strong wind. And he gave me a kite.
- What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind.
Strong Wind Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about strong wind you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wind gusts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make strong wind pranks.
I'm really worried about my wife and this weather
Ever since it started snowing, she's seemed really depressed. We've had strong, cold winds blowing lately, and freezing rain forming layers of ice over the snow. All she does is stand frozen at the window, staring, and I think she might be depressed.
If this keeps up I might need to let her inside.
It was a boring day in the tall office building…
o**... says, Hey, Boss, let's all go to roof. I'll show you a neat trick!
So, the boss and a bunch of other office workers file up to the very high roof. The guy says, Boss! Watch how strong the winds are in the city with all these skyscrapers! Then, business suit and all, he jumps from the ledge. Within seconds he comes back up, landing awkwardly on the roof.
The boss says, Let me try! He jumps off and plummets like a rock, splattering on the pavement dozens of floors below.
The group is stunned, but Lois thinks, Why did Clark hate Perry so much?
Three men are standing at the edge of the roof on a tall sky scraper...
There is a strong wind blowing up the side of the building from below.
o**... says, "This wind is so strong, it will bow you right back up if you happen to fall off, watch!" He steps off the edge and falls about 30 feet before spreading his arms and legs out to catch the air. He slows, then rises back up to land gently on the roof again.
The second guy says "That's awesome, I'm going to try". He steps off the roof and falls 120 stories to his death.
Third guy says "Superman, you are a mean drunk".
Joe was at a bar at the tallest building in the world...
...having a drink, when a very intoxicated man next to him started talking to him...
"Hey, did you know that the winds up here are so strong that if you jump out, they'll push you right back in?"
Joe responds "no way!"
Drunk guy says " yes way, here I'll show you"
And with that, he jumps out the window and sure enough, he's swept back into the bar.
Joe is flabbergasted. The drunk guy goes "here, I'll do it again", and sure enough, after he jumps out, he's swept back in.
Joe is so impressed, that he's like "wow! I gotta try" and jumps out the window...falling to his death.
The bartender serves the intoxicated mans, sadly shaking his head, "you're a mean man when you're drunk Superman."
Three guys were at the gates of Heaven.
God says to each of them, "If you tell me how you died, I'll let you into Heaven."
The First guy looks at God and says, "I live in an eight story apartment building and my apartment in on the seventh floor on the west side of the building. I had left work early because I had an assumption that my wife was cheating on me.
"So I had made it home and saw my wife in bed, clothed in only a bath robe, and she was sweating. I searched around for the guy she was cheating on me with, but I couldn't find him.
"So I go outside on my balcony and I see a pair of hands hanging from the balcony. I just knew that was him! I tried stepping on his hands but his grip was too strong; so I go inside, which is the kitchen, and tip my refrigerator over and push it off the edge. Unfortunately, my leg was caught by the cord and I fall to my death."
God allows the man into Heaven.
The Second man, furious, says, "I live in an eight story apartment on the top floor. I am a business man. I was outside sorting paper work when a gust of wind blows my papers in the air. As I reach for them, the fence to my balcony breaks and I was hanging on for dear life a floor below when this idiot steps on my hands and throws a refrigerator at me!"
God allows him into Heaven.
The Third guy looks at God and says, "Picture this... You're in a refrigerator... n**....."
Office jokes.
A rabbit saw a bird sitting on a branch doing nothing and thought it looked good so he asked the bird, "Hey! That look good. Can I sit here and do nothing too?"
The bird nodded.
As soon as the rabbit sat down the the base of the tree a fox ran up and ate the rabbit.
Moral of the story? When you want to sit and do nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
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A turkey wanted to climb a tree and tried as hard as he could but could only make it to the first branch.
So he asked his strong bovine friend for help, "Hey can you help me get to the top of that tree?"
"Sure," he replied, "Just eat some of my dropping as they are packed with nutrients!"
The turkey did and was able to reach the 3rd branch. So he decides to eat even more and this time he makes it to the 7th. Then he eats as much as he possible can and he finally made it to the top!
Then he got tired and the wind easily blew him off and he hit the ground and died.
Moral of the story? b**... may get you to the top but it wont keep you there.
A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me.
After some moments I dared to ask her: "Excuse me lady do you mind me please to ask you what is the name of this perfume and where did you buy it from? I want to buy one for my wife."
The lady responded: "It is Chanel and from Paris."
After about ten minutes later I felt a strong wind in my belly so I slowly blew it out.
Some seconds later she broke and said: "Offf... what is this smell my God"?
I said: "Gar lic and from Gilroy city in California."
Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.
The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward t**... of the thermal air current."
"No way, man, you’re crazy," said the second guy to the first.
So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and justs floats in mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building.
The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "watch me do that" as he steps from the edge roof into the open air.
Of course he falls like a stone straight down all the way to the waiting pavement below–SPLAT!
The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to the first guy and say, "You know something Superman, sometimes you can be a real a*shole!"