Strong Coffee Jokes
17 strong coffee jokes and hilarious strong coffee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about strong coffee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Strong Coffee Short Jokes
Short strong coffee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strong coffee humour may include short brew coffee jokes also.
- How do you know you hate your job? When your coffee is so strong it shows up in a drug test.
- I ordered a coffee today... "You're the strong long black?"
"Yep that's me, except I'm white" - I was talking to my creepy coworker I told him "I like my women like I like my coffee, strong and sweet." He said "Hmm. I like mine like I like my salad." "Well dressed?" I asked him.
"No. Chopped." - Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction.
- Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him."
Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
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Strong Coffee One Liners
Which strong coffee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strong coffee? I can suggest the ones about java coffee and hipster coffee.
- I like my women how I like my coffee Strong and highly valued in the workplace
- An apple will wake you up quicker than a strong cup of coffee If it's thrown hard enough.
- I like my coffee like I like my men. Strong and black.
Strong Coffee Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about strong coffee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coffee beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make strong coffee pranks.
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I like my coffee like I like my women...
Strong, and able to give me the kick in the a**... I need to get movin' in the morning!
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I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee...
...hot, black, and strong
^(possibly the original)
...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.
...50% alcohol.
...all over my g**... while I'm trying to drive.
...I don't like coffee.
...imported from micronesia.
...free, fresh and in the breakroom.
...huge and cheap with room for cream.
...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.
...in a plastic cup.
^(eddie izzard)
...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.
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I told the woman in Starbucks to make a coffee for my girlfriend.
"How strong?"
"Well," I replied. "I could definitely take her in a fight."
Coffee drinking trio
3 friends are bragging about their coffee drinking habits.
1st: I take it dark, thick and black. It's so strong, the spoon stands upright in my cup when I stir it.
2nd: big deal, at least you use a cup. I pour it directly from the kettle into my mouth.
3rd: yeah? We'll I don't even use a kettle. I chew the coffee beans, drink some water and just go sit on the stove for a while.
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I like my women how I like my coffee
Strong.
You thought I was gonna say black didn't you, ya son of a b**...
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„I like my coffee how I like my women
„Full of milk?
„Black and strong?
„Steaming hot?
„All over your lap?
„In the morning?
„I will never speak with all of you again.