JokoJokes

Stroller Jokes

15 stroller jokes and hilarious stroller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stroller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Can't find anything to laugh at? Check out these hilarious baby stroller jokes guaranteed to make everyone chuckle. From jokes about prams to interstate jokes, you're sure to find something that will make you laugh.

Quick Jump To

Funniest Stroller Short Jokes

Short stroller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stroller humour may include short wheelchair jokes also.

  1. My wife is always nagging. I remembered to bring the stroller, the diaper bag, even an extra set of clothes.
    But al she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
  2. Wife: Our Disney certified stroller fits through all openings Dad: Yep, it's Universal


    This interaction occurred as we left our Disney hotel room heading to the bus to EPCOT.
  3. A lizard walks into the bar... A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. What's your kid's name? asks the bartender. Tiny, says the lizard. Because he's my newt.
  4. My wife is so negative... I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
    Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
  5. forgetful Dad My wife is so negative.
    I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
    Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
  6. A headline: Elderly Man Found Pushing Stroller With Body Parts sounds butch worse than Man taking grandchild to the park
  7. The first time I bought condoms I was a bit embarrassed... When I looked one of the workers in the eyes she noticed it, smiled and said "better than having to buy a stroller."
  8. My wife accused me of p**...... So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out.

Share These Stroller Jokes With Friends




Stroller One Liners

Which stroller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stroller? I can suggest the ones about walking frame and car seat.

  1. What do you call a stroller with a dead Baby in it? A miscarriage.
  2. What do you call a Transformer that turns into a stroller? Optimus Pram.
  3. Google: Jewish strollers
  4. A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller So I kicker her in the stomach.

Stroller joke, A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller

Hilarious Stroller Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about stroller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scooter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stroller pranks.

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up onto the sidewalk, and stopped inches away from a lady with a baby stroller. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Hey, don't ever do that again. You scared the c**... out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "I'm sorry. It's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink.

The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it.
The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead.
He didn't like it either. So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider.
Lager, cider, cream ale... he didn't like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whiskey instead.
He didn't like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.
By the time they left the bar. The father was so drunk he could barely push his son's stroller home.

An Irishman's First Drink With His Son

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it - so I drank it.
Then I got him an Old Style. He didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey . . .
I could hardly push his stroller back home.

My first drink with my son

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Miller Genuine. He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him a Fosters, he didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey,
I could hardly push the stroller back home.

"Awww... your baby is cute!"

...I said to a woman with a stroller one day.
"How old is he?" I asked.
"Well, my friend, little Johnny here is 18 months old!" she replied, motioning to her baby. "Also, I'm sorry to bother you, but what time is it?"
"Sure. It's eighty-three thousand, four hundred thirty-two seconds past midnight."

A woman is pushing her baby in a stroller thru the park...

...when she sees a friend of hers smoking a cigarette. She walks up to him and asks how he is, and says "I thought you gave up smoking for good?" The man says "I did, now I smoke for evil." and blows smoke in the baby's face and walks away.

Flynn was reminiscing about the first time he took his son p**... out for a drink

They went to the local pub, which is only two blocks from their home. Flynn got him a Guinness. p**... didn't like it - so Flynn drank it. Then Flynn got him a Smithwick's, p**... didn't like it either, so Flynn drank it. It was the same with the Harp and the Murphy's. By the time they got through the Irish whiskey, Flynn could hardly push the stroller back home.

Stroller joke, Flynn was reminiscing about the first time he took his son p**... out for a drink