Stroll Jokes
33 stroll jokes and hilarious stroll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stroll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stroll Short Jokes
Short stroll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stroll humour may include short walking slowly jokes also.
- A blonde strolls into her new office job at 10:30 The manager comes up to her and says, "you should have been here at nine o'clock," to which the blonde responds "why what happened?"
- Two frenchmen were strolling down a boulevard... When one of them gasped, "Mon Dieu - here come my wife and my mistress!"
"Sacre Bleu!" Exclaimed his friend. "I was about to say the same thing!" - What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor❓ One doesn't just stroll into Mordor
- A blind man was taking a stroll And on his walk he passed by a fish market. As we he was walking by, he took a deep breath and said "Well hello, ladies!"
- A man is taking a stroll... ... when he finds his mother-in-law. So he asks her "Hey, how are you doing?" and she replies "Good, I just came from the beauty salon!"
So he says "Oh, was it closed?" - I was just casually strolling down the street... and suddenly when I looked up, I saw a baseball getting bigger and bigger, and I was wondering why that was.
Then it hit me. - Two packets of crisps are strolling down the street when a car pulls alongside them... The driver asks if they would like a lift.
The crisps say, "No thanks, we're Walkers." - Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, It's windy.
Another replies, No way. It's Thursday.
The last one says, Me too. Let's have a soda. - Three Men Downtown Three men were taking a stroll downtown.
Two of them walked into a bar.
The third one ducked. - Taking a stroll in the park is like robbing an Asian kitchen. Either way, you're taking a wok.
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Stroll One Liners
Which stroll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stroll? I can suggest the ones about wanders and hike.
- I bet the ChatGPT servers are taking a leisurely stroll through the digital landscape.
- How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk.
- Let's rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block.. ..either way we're taking a Wok.
- "Good morning ladies!" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market.
Comical Stroll Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about stroll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean take a hike jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stroll pranks.
Superman is taking an evening stroll past the church when the Minister runs down the steps calling for his help.
"Superman, we need your help, a wall has collapsed in the basement, some workmen are trapped!" says the Minister.
"No way" said Superman "I'm not going near the crypt tonight".
A polar bear and a black bear are taking a stroll in the arctic...
When suddenly, the polar bear falls in some water he starts to panic and says, "Help, I'm dissolving!" the black bear replies with, "No you aren't bears are insoluble!" the polar bear says, "That's easy for you to say, you're non-polar!".
Two Jews walking down the street
Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"
Harry is taking a stroll through the woods....
...when he finds a large hole in the ground. The hole seems ridiculously deep, so Harry takes a small rock and throws it down the hole. Then he listens for the sound of the rock hitting the ground below. He doesn't hear anything, so next he tries a larger rock. Still, no sound. He looks around for something larger, and he finds an old railroad tie. He lifts up the railroad tie and chucks it down the hole. Still no sound.
Then out of NOWHERE, Harry sees a goat charging at him full speed from behind. Harry dives out of the way, then watches as the goat charges strait down the hole.
Harry is sitting there, perplexed, when a farmer approaches Harry and asks
Farmer: "Hey son, you haven't seen a goat around here have you?"
Harry: "Actually, Yes I did! It was the strangest thing, a goat just charged me full speed! I was just able to get out of the way. THEN the goat ran strait down that hole over there" as Harry points to the hole.
Farmer: "That's impossible, I tied that goat to a railroad tie"
One day Kevin was taking a stroll through the beach and found a magic lamp
Kevin immediately rubbed the magic lamp and a genie appeared
Genie : "You have freed me from 1000 years of slavery and I shall be granting you a wish. So be very careful when you wish."
Kevin : "Oh um, I wanna be Rich"
Genie : "Alright then, your wish is granted"
Rich : "Oh no, this is not what I meant!"
A Lawyer and an Honest Man
Bill and Phil were taking a stroll through a graveyard when they happened upon a tombstone with the epitaph, "Here lies a Lawyer and an Honest Man"
Bill looked at Phil and said, "Times must have been tough back then, they were burying them two deep."
Ted Bundy was out one day having a lovely stroll with a lady friend.
They were walking through a gorgeous, secluded forest. After walking a while the sun was setting and it began to get dark.
The young lady turned to Ted and said, 'It's starting to look creepy here, I'm scared'.
Ted looked at her astonished and replied 'You're scared? How do you think I feel, I have to walk back out of here alone'.
That restaurant...
Bob and his wife, who live in a retirement residence, are out for a stroll round the grounds one day, and meet up with their neighbour, Ted.
They exchange news, including Bob saying: "Oh hey Ted, me and the missus went to a great restaurant last night."
"Really," says Ted. What was it called?
Bob starts to reply, scratches his head, and says... uh...er...um...what's the name of that flower you give to someone you love, it's red and has thorns?"
Ted replies: rose?
"Aha," exclaims Bob, who turns to his wife and says "Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Two nuns are out for a stroll...
... they happen by a produce stand with lots fresh-from-the-farm offerings.
The first nun says "Oh my, look at those cucumbers. They look great and they're huge!"
The second nun nods her head excitedly and asks: "How much are those cucumbers young man?"
"They're three for two dollars," he replies.
The nuns smile at the vendor, then at each other.
The first nun says "Well, I guess we'll have to *eat* one!"
A man was taking a 6am stroll, when he saw someone crouching in a graveyard.
Trying to be polite, he tips his hat and says, morning.
The guy replies, nah, just taking a s**....
A penguin's car breaks down
He pulls over to a shop owned by a walrus who tells him he'll look at it. The Penguin takes a stroll and buys a vanilla treat.
The Penguin gets back and the Walrus say
"Looks like you've blown a seal"
The Penguin wipes his chin and says..
"No, No, it's just ice cream."
In the beginning of time
Adam was taking a n**... stroll through the Garden of Edan, naming the animals. He found a large creature with a long nose and big ears. He said "I think I'll call you Elephant." The elephant replied "How do you breathe through that thing?!"
A man and his Giraffe walk into a bar
So a man and a Giraffe walk into a bar, they stroll up to the bar and order a few drinks. Now after about an hour the Giraffe who has had far too much passes out, the man seeing this pays his tab and gets up to leave and the bar tender shouts: "Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!" To which the man replys:
"That's not a Lion it's a Giraffe"
Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll.
All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.
A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.
He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, "Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!".
Jack the Ripper and a lovely young lady were taking a stroll through the woods together...
as it started getting darker, the lady got closer to Jack the Ripper and said, "Stay close to me, I'm scared of the dark!" Jack replied, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone!!"
My boss was fuming.
"I just went to the dock down the road for a leisurely stroll," he yelled, "and I dropped an official paper in the water."
"Can I ask you which document?" I asked.
He said, "I just told you, the one down the road."
The die is cast
h**... took a stroll in one of the concentration camps and he saw some Jews playing around with dice.
He came up to them saying : "if you roll a number from 1 to 5 you will die!
Jews : "And what if we roll a 6?"
h**... smiled : "You get to roll the die again"
The incident at the Cemetery.
It was summer. Jake went on a stroll. Soon he arrived at a cemetery. There, he saw a woman, sitting on a grave.
He asked, "Sitting on someone's grave, alone in the cemetery, aren't you scared?".
Woman, " Scared? Of what? It gets hot inside, so I just got out for air."
Today, I decided to go and meet my good friend Chris Pine.
We hadn't seen each other in ages, but I decided to go and catch up with him for old time's sake. We went on a stroll down the park, waiting in the ice cream line as it was a hot day. Next, we went to a theater, but the phantom of the opera was showing, and the theater line was full. Exasperated, and famished, we decided to head to grab some food and go home. But there was no lunch, pine.
I was taking a stroll through the town when i saw a midget go up to a black man, and mutter a racial slur
I turn to my friend and say, That's a little racist
My wife and I decided to go out for the day. We went for a long stroll in the park, bought some ice creams and sat by the pond, feeding the ducks. Eventually she turned to me and said, "Have you had a nice day?"
I said, "Yes thanks. It was 1987, the sun was shining and I'd just left school."
