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Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man
comes by and flashes them.
Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't
reach.
An old man and his wife had just moved to Australia when the wife passed away after a stroke. While talking to the neighbour about her passing, it was mentioned that in their new country, it is common to announce deaths with a classified ad in that section of the newspaper. Well, the old man decides that's a great idea and heads back home to dial the newspaper.
"Hi there, I'd like to place a death notice."
"OK then. Firstly, sorry for your loss. Now what would you like it to say?"
"Have it say, "Ruth died.""
"Well, um, that's, um, somewhat blunt, but the minimum charge is for five words. Is there anything else you'd like to add?"
"OK. Let me think, um... "Ruth died. Toyota for sale.""
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.
The first old lady has a stroke.
The second old lady has a stroke.
The third old lady can't reach that far.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him.
Stroke of genius.
When all of the sudden a flasher comes by and, before they can reach for their canes, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.
When a wild flasher appears and opens up his trench coat to reveal his nakedness, the first old last has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, the third old lady couldn't reach.
...all of a sudden, a man ran in front of them wearing a long overcoat. He opened up his coat, and he was wearing nothing underneath. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach.
Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke.
Three little old ladies were enjoying an evening on the town, when suddenly they were accosted by a flasher. The first little old lady had a stroke! Then the second one had a stroke! But the third one refused to touch it.
Two nuns are sitting on a bench. A guy in a trench coat comes up and flashes them. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.
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Three little old ladies were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man ran up to them and exposed himself. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach.
A stroke of genius.
A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach.
A stroke of genius.
a flasher revealed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun couldn't reach.
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself.
A man wearing a long raincoat approaches, opens it and flashes them.
Two of the ladies immediately have a stroke. The third couldn't reach.
A stroke of Genius.
A stroke of genius!
The first old lady says, "My goodness!" and immediately has a stroke. The second lady, seeing the first lady, also has a stroke. The third lady couldn't reach.
I really wish he would lock the door when he does that.
If you let her have more she might suck it too.
Many men have died after having a stroke
She has such soft hands...
The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, but the third lady's arm was too short to reach.
Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a flasher approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a stroke.
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
They have a bad stroke
when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first old lady had a stroke,
but the second old lady couldn't reach it.
My poker playing has improved by about 50%.
Let her finish the bottle and she'll probably suck it as well.
A stroke of luck
One kid wrote:
1. HIV, AIDS
2. Cancer
3. /
The teacher asked what's '/' ?
Student replied it's a stroke.
I'm having a stroke.
Three old ladies were sitting on a bench seat when a Flasher ran up & Flashed them.
The first old lady had a stroke..
The second old lady had a stroke too...
The third old lady couldn't reach.....
It was a bit one sided.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Three old ladies are sitting in the park. Just chatting it up on a park bench like old ladies will do.
Suddenly, a man in a trench coat walks up to them and opens his coat and flashes them with all that god had given him to offer.
Well, the first old lady immediately has a stroke.
The second old lady has a stroke soon after.
The third old lady, being more old and feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Suddenly, a streaker runs past them! One of the nuns had a stroke! The other tried but she couldn't reach.
It was a stroke of genius
Apparently the breast stroke isn't what I thought it was.
... when a man came up and flashed them. Two of the ladies immediately had a stroke, but the other couldn't quite reach.
All of a sudden, a man jumps out of the nearby bushes and flashes them.
One old lady had a stroke, the other couldn't reach.
A flasher runs up and opens his coat.
The first woman immediately had a stroke.
The second had one only a moment later.
The third didn't because she couldn't reach.
When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
Surprised, the first lady had a stroke. The second lady also had a stroke. The third lady, though, declined to touch it.
The first little old lady... Had a stroke
The second little old lady... Had a stroke
But the third little old lady's arms weren't long enough to reach.
3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench. A flasher comes over and rips open his raincoat. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady couldn't reach it.
Wife: Grabs report "This says you could have a stroke at any time"
Apparently "The one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't the right answer.
"No, Dave. He said you could have a stroke at any time."
It was during the breast stroke competition when she came in fourth place. She complained the other women were cheating because they were using their arms.
She comes in dead last in the 100m breast stroke. After she climbs out of the pool, she walks over to the referee.
"I don't want to sound like a whiner," she says, "but I think the other swimmers were using their arms."
That's what "You can have a stroke at anytime" means, right?
Three elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench discussing life, when a flasher walks up to the women and throws open his trench coat.
The ladies are surprised, and the first lady has a stroke. The second lady also has a stroke, but the third lady was sitting too far away.
However, I told him that my wife's family were all a bunch of wankers.
Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her
One old lady has a stroke. The other couldn't reach.
He had a stroke
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