Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Stroke? Well here is a complete list of Stroke to have fun with:
Two nuns are sitting on a bench. A guy in a trench coat comes up and flashes them. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man
comes by and flashes them.
Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't
reach.
Three little old ladies were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man ran up to them and exposed himself. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach.
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.
The first old lady has a stroke.
The second old lady has a stroke.
The third old lady can't reach that far.
...all of a sudden, a man ran in front of them wearing a long overcoat. He opened up his coat, and he was wearing nothing underneath. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach.
First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach.
Stroke of genius.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him.
Three little old ladies were enjoying an evening on the town, when suddenly they were accosted by a flasher. The first little old lady had a stroke! Then the second one had a stroke! But the third one refused to touch it.
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.
Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them.
Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach.
...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke.
The second nun has a stroke.
The third nun couldn't reach.
Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke.
When all of the sudden a flasher comes by and, before they can reach for their canes, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.
the stroke of midnight.
When a wild flasher appears and opens up his trench coat to reveal his nakedness, the first old last has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, the third old lady couldn't reach.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench one afternoon when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and exposes himself to them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman's arms weren't long enough.
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.
A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.
A woman drinking a glass of wine a night can increase the chances of a stroke.
A full bottle and you might get a blowjob.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench when suddenly a man comes by and exposes himself to them. The first one had a stroke, as did the second, but the third one couldn't reach.
My pants were around my ankles and I was scared to death. I almost had a stroke!
If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke.
If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well!
haw haw haw
What killed the cat?
A stroke.
chatting when a man wearing a trench coat approached and flashed them. The first woman instantly had a stroke, as did the second. The third one couldn't quite reach.
...when a man comes up and flashes them.
The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it.
Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.
... when a flasher jumps out and exposes himself, right there in front of them.
The first little old lady had a stroke! As well as the second...
Unfortunately the third lady's arms weren't long enough to reach.
There once was a fellow named Blair
Who was having his girl on the stair
On the 44th stroke
The banister broke
So he finished her off in the air.
3 nuns are sitting on a bench when a man runs up and flashes them.
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun had a stroke.
The third nun couldn't reach.
The elevator stops and a man wearing trench coat gets on. When the doors close, the man turns to face the nuns and pulls open his coat to expose a raging boner. One nun gasps and puts her hand over her heart and says, "I...I think I'm going to have a stroke!". The other nun says, "Do what you want sister but I'm not going to touch that thing."
Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke.
Three Nuns are walking down an alley after church.
A man jumps out in a trench coat and exposes himself to them.
The first Nun has a stroke.
The second Nun has a stroke.
But the third Nun doesn't touch him.
when a man wearing nothing but a trenchcoat approaches them. He opens his trenchcoat, pulls his dick out, and starts flopping it around. Two of the nuns had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach it.
Apparently Breast Stroke isn't exactly what I thought it was
And opens his bathrobes exposing himself to them. The first little old lady has a stroke right there on the spot. The second old lady, seeing the first had a stroke, also has a stroke. The third old lady, that poor old thing, was too short to reach.
Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes them. Such was the shock that the first nun had a stroke, then the second nun had a stroke but the third nun just couldn't bring herself to touch it.
A blond gets into her car while an incredibly powerful winter storm surrounds her. She starts the car and puts it in drive when suddenly her anxiety sets in. The horrible weather begins to worry her; she fears that she won't ever get home in it.
It's at this time (and through a stroke of luck) she notices a snowplow in the distance up ahead. After a huge sigh of relief she keeps pace with the plow feeling it's safety as it clears the snow in front of her.
Multiple hours pass by when eventually the plow truck pulls over. The driver gets out and approaches her car window. When she rolls it down, he asks: "Why have you been following me for so long? Are you okay?" She replies: "My dad had always told me to follow a snowplow in a blizzard when the roads feel unsafe."
The snowplow driver shrugs his shoulders and replies: "Okay... well I'm finished with this parking lot, I'm heading over to do the one across the street next."
And then all your friends feel bad, because they kept yelling "Stroke!"
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench one day when all of a sudden a man in a dark trench coat walks by them.
Without any hesitation he pulls open his coat and flashes them.
The first old lady had a stroke.
The second old lady had a stroke.
The third old lady couldn't reach.
A red head, a brunette, and a blonde are stranded on an island, but can see the mainland off in the distance. Not feeling any sense of danger, the gang decides to race back home.
"How about this," suggests the brunette, "we'll all swim back, doing a breast stroke, and the last one to make it has to buy drinks for us all."
The red head and the brunette make it back in about an hour, but the blonde is nowhere to be found.
Two days later, the blonde shows up, wet and clearly exhausted.
"You guys were cheating! I saw you using your arms!"
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A blonde walks into a hardware store, buys a microwave, and leaves. The next day, she returns the microwave.
"I couldn't get the damn thing to change channels."
... and are approached by a man in a trench coat, who opens his coat and flashes the women, naked except for his shoes.
The first old lady has a stroke.
The second old lady has a stroke as well.
The third lady's arms were too short.
You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke.
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last I heard he died from a stroke.
Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them.
The first one has a stroke
The second one has a stroke
And the third doesn't touch him.
...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!
...when a man in an overcoat walked up and flashed them.
The first lady had a stroke.
The second lady also had a stroke.
The third lady was going to, but she was sitting too far away.
A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies.
The first one has a stroke.
The second one has a stroke.
The third one couldn't reach.
Three little old nuns were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man runs up and flashes them. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach.
You've read some of the best stroke jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty stroke gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.
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