stroke Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious stroke stories

What are the best Stroke puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Stroke? Well here is a complete list of Stroke to have fun with:

Two nuns

Two nuns are sitting on a bench. A guy in a trench coat comes up and flashes them. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

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3 Old Women and a Flasher

Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man
comes by and flashes them.

Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't
reach.

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Three Little Old Ladies

Three little old ladies were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man ran up to them and exposed himself. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach.

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Three old ladies

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.

The first old lady has a stroke.

The second old lady has a stroke.

The third old lady can't reach that far.

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Three old women were sitting on a park bench...

...all of a sudden, a man ran in front of them wearing a long overcoat. He opened up his coat, and he was wearing nothing underneath. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach.

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Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park?

First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach.

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What was it called when Einstein masturbated?

Stroke of genius.

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So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by...

The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him.

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Three little old ladies

Three little old ladies were enjoying an evening on the town, when suddenly they were accosted by a flasher. The first little old lady had a stroke! Then the second one had a stroke! But the third one refused to touch it.

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Three old ladies ;)

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.

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Three Old Nuns...

Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them.

Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach.

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Three nuns are sitting on a park bench...

...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them.

The first nun has a stroke.

The second nun has a stroke.

The third nun couldn't reach.

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So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ...

Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke.

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So three old ladies are sitting on a park bench....

When all of the sudden a flasher comes by and, before they can reach for their canes, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.

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what do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep?

the stroke of midnight.

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Three old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park...

When a wild flasher appears and opens up his trench coat to reveal his nakedness, the first old last has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, the third old lady couldn't reach.

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3 ladies on a park bench

Three old women are sitting on a park bench one afternoon when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and exposes himself to them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman's arms weren't long enough.

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Chillin

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.

The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.

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Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench.

A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

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Glass of wine a night

A woman drinking a glass of wine a night can increase the chances of a stroke.

A full bottle and you might get a blowjob.

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Three old women are sitting on a park bench.

Three old women are sitting on a park bench when suddenly a man comes by and exposes himself to them. The first one had a stroke, as did the second, but the third one couldn't reach.

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My mother walked in my room right as I was about to start masturbating.

My pants were around my ankles and I was scared to death. I almost had a stroke!

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Medical fact

If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke.

If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well!

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After months of trying to come up with a joke that makes sense, my 10yo sister dropped this one on me last night.

What killed the cat?

A stroke.

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Three old women were sitting on a bench in the park...

chatting when a man wearing a trench coat approached and flashed them. The first woman instantly had a stroke, as did the second. The third one couldn't quite reach.

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Three nuns are sitting in the park...

...when a man comes up and flashes them.

The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it.

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The Three Old Ladies & the Flasher

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.

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Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

... when a flasher jumps out and exposes himself, right there in front of them.

The first little old lady had a stroke! As well as the second...

Unfortunately the third lady's arms weren't long enough to reach.

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Limericks eh?

There once was a fellow named Blair
Who was having his girl on the stair
On the 44th stroke
The banister broke
So he finished her off in the air.

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My friends favorite

3 nuns are sitting on a bench when a man runs up and flashes them.

The first nun had a stroke.

The second nun had a stroke.

The third nun couldn't reach.

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Two nuns are in an elevator.

The elevator stops and a man wearing trench coat gets on. When the doors close, the man turns to face the nuns and pulls open his coat to expose a raging boner. One nun gasps and puts her hand over her heart and says, "I...I think I'm going to have a stroke!". The other nun says, "Do what you want sister but I'm not going to touch that thing."

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Three nuns

Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke.

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Three Nuns

Three Nuns are walking down an alley after church.

A man jumps out in a trench coat and exposes himself to them.

The first Nun has a stroke.

The second Nun has a stroke.

But the third Nun doesn't touch him.

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Three nuns were sitting on a parkbench...

when a man wearing nothing but a trenchcoat approaches them. He opens his trenchcoat, pulls his dick out, and starts flopping it around. Two of the nuns had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach it.

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So I just got banned from swimming at my local pool...

Apparently Breast Stroke isn't exactly what I thought it was

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A streaker runs up to three old ladies on a bench...

And opens his bathrobes exposing himself to them. The first little old lady has a stroke right there on the spot. The second old lady, seeing the first had a stroke, also has a stroke. The third old lady, that poor old thing, was too short to reach.

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So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ...

Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?

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Three nuns are walking through a park

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes them. Such was the shock that the first nun had a stroke, then the second nun had a stroke but the third nun just couldn't bring herself to touch it.

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Safety in Snowplows

A blond gets into her car while an incredibly powerful winter storm surrounds her. She starts the car and puts it in drive when suddenly her anxiety sets in. The horrible weather begins to worry her; she fears that she won't ever get home in it.

It's at this time (and through a stroke of luck) she notices a snowplow in the distance up ahead. After a huge sigh of relief she keeps pace with the plow feeling it's safety as it clears the snow in front of her.

Multiple hours pass by when eventually the plow truck pulls over. The driver gets out and approaches her car window. When she rolls it down, he asks: "Why have you been following me for so long? Are you okay?" She replies: "My dad had always told me to follow a snowplow in a blizzard when the roads feel unsafe."
The snowplow driver shrugs his shoulders and replies: "Okay... well I'm finished with this parking lot, I'm heading over to doΒ the one across the street next."

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

And then all your friends feel bad, because they kept yelling "Stroke!"

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Three old ladies were sitting on a park-bench...

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench one day when all of a sudden a man in a dark trench coat walks by them.

Without any hesitation he pulls open his coat and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady had a stroke.

The third old lady couldn't reach.

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How about a blonde joke thread?

A red head, a brunette, and a blonde are stranded on an island, but can see the mainland off in the distance. Not feeling any sense of danger, the gang decides to race back home.

"How about this," suggests the brunette, "we'll all swim back, doing a breast stroke, and the last one to make it has to buy drinks for us all."

The red head and the brunette make it back in about an hour, but the blonde is nowhere to be found.

Two days later, the blonde shows up, wet and clearly exhausted.

"You guys were cheating! I saw you using your arms!"

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A blonde walks into a hardware store, buys a microwave, and leaves. The next day, she returns the microwave.

"I couldn't get the damn thing to change channels."

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Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

... and are approached by a man in a trench coat, who opens his coat and flashes the women, naked except for his shoes.

The first old lady has a stroke.

The second old lady has a stroke as well.

The third lady's arms were too short.

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What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common?

You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke.

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i knew this one guy who is allergic to masturbation.

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last I heard he died from a stroke.

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Three nuns are walking down the street

Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them.
The first one has a stroke
The second one has a stroke
And the third doesn't touch him.

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I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off...

...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!

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Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench

...when a man in an overcoat walked up and flashed them.

The first lady had a stroke.

The second lady also had a stroke.

The third lady was going to, but she was sitting too far away.

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There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench.

A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies.

The first one has a stroke.

The second one has a stroke.

The third one couldn't reach.

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Three Nuns at a Bus Stop

Three little old nuns were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man runs up and flashes them. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach.

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CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best stroke jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty stroke gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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