The Best 50 Stroganoff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stroganoff jokes. There are some stroganoff noods jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stroganoff chef puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stroganoff Jokes and Puns

Apparently you can't use beefstew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Stroganoff joke, What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

What do you call bovine masturbation?

Beef stroganoff!

What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish?

Meat stroganoff


What was the bored pasta found doing?

Stroganoff.

A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law...

I told her "He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."

She replied "Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."

Stroganoff joke, A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law...

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Cow jokes

**What do you call a three legged cow?**
*Tri tip*

**What do you call a cow with no legs?**
*Ground beef*

**What do you call a masturbating cow?**
*Beef Stroganoff*

Tried to sign up to a website the other day...

I put my password as "beef stew"

It said password not stroganoff.

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I make weak food puns

They're never stroganoff.

I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew'

But it said the password wasn't stroganoff.

Why did the cop arrest the pasta cow?

Because he caught the beef stroganoff in public.

New Password

So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.'

But it wasn't stroganoff.

My mom won't let me eat while using her laptop anymore...

Because when she caught me stroganoff I dropped my pennes on the keyboard.

Stroganoff joke, My mom won't let me eat while using her laptop anymore...

What did the young casserole say to his mother when she called him down for dinner?

"I can't Ma, I'm stroganoff!"

Why you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password..

Because is not stroganoff

What do you call 100 head of cattle masturbating in a field?

Beef stroganoff.


Please enter your new password

WEBSITE: Please enter your new password

ME: beef

WEBSITE: Sorry. Your password is not stroganoff

credit goes to my girlfriend

Why should you never use "BEEFPATTY" as a password?

It's not stroganoff

My computer said I had to change my password, so I entered beefstew …

My computer said, Sorry, password not stroganoff.

I tried to change my password to Beefstew1

But they said it wasn't stroganoff

Tried to set my new password as "Beef!"

Apparently it was not stroganoff...

Why was the pasta noodle kicked off of the subway?

They realized he was stroganoff

Yesterday I tried to set my new password as "beefstew"

It said the password was not stroganoff...

I just tried changing my password to Beefstew1

But the site said that it was not stroganoff.

I want my password to be beef stew

but google says it's not stroganoff.

Let's play name the title

Jokes are reposted so many times here, so name the titles of these punchlines

1. Ones a hippo and ones a little lighter

2. How far do you think I can kick this bucket?

3. Obviously not

4. But it wasn't stroganoff

5. Sam sung note 7

6. Measles

7. We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wanted to become a web designer.

8. I wore the wrong sock this morning

9. Unless everyone gets them

10. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life.

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

My favorite joke I was told as a child.

My computer asked me to pick a password, so I typed Beef Stew.

Unfortunately it wasn't Stroganoff.

A herd of masturbating cattle is called Beef Stroganoff, but what do you call it when they do it to each other?

Hamburger Helper

What's the incel's favorite meal?

Stroganoff

Hilarious cow jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
- tri-tip

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
- lean beef

What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
- steak

What do you call a cow with no legs?
- ground beef

What do you call a cow who works out?
- shredded beef

What do you call a masturbating cow?
- beef stroganoff

Why does the milk stool only have three legs?
- because the cow has the udder

I tried to make my password "Beef stew"...

... but got the error message "your password is not stroganoff"

Why isn't beef a good password

It isn't stroganoff

Russian computer: "Enter password"

Me: "Beef stew"

Russian computer: "Password not stroganoff"

I tried to use the password "beefstew" for my iTunes account.

But Siri said it wasn't stroganoff.

Google said I couldn't use "beef stew" as my password.

It's not stroganoff.

I just found out I couldn't use "beef stew" as a password.

Apparently it's not stroganoff.

Internet security tip - don't use 'beefstew' as a password

It's not stroganoff.



NOTE: Not my joke but from work

Why is it a good idea to ask a cow to help you move?

Because beef stroganoff

What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef Stroganoff!

Do not use beef stew as a computer password.

It is not stroganoff.

Beef stew isn't a good password

it's not Stroganoff

So, I was driving and saw a herd of Masturbating Cattle !

Beef Stroganoff

I tried to my make my work computer password beefstew .

But the IT guy said it wasn't stroganoff.

Man, making a password is so frustrating

I put in "beefstew" and the computer said it was not stroganoff.

What do you call two cows masturbating in a field?

beef stroganoff

You can't use BeefStew as a password

It's not stroganoff

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