The Best 4 Striptease Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Striptease jokes. There are some striptease toms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these striptease dance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Striptease Jokes and Puns

Weight losers

The girl's husband was getting a bit tubby round the middle, so she decided to tempt him to do something about it.

"Honey," she said, "if you lose 20 lbs, I'll do a sexy striptease for you."

Cruelly, he replied, "And if you lose 20 lbs, I'll watch."

sexy night

My wife started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first.

The light.

(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist

A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt....

one time I installed a striptease bar in my room

the next morning I woke up with firemen in the house

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the striptease thongs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working striptease overalls piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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