The Best 19 Stripper Poles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stripper Poles jokes. There are some stripper poles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stripper poles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stripper Poles Jokes and Puns

42% of strippers are working their way through college

According to the latest pole

I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom.

Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

I'm planning on starting a strip club....

... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.

I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.

The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".

The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.

What do you call a stripper with a spear?

A pole lancer

Can you work a pole?

So the other night my friends and I are having a few drinks and our one female friend is an ex-stripper, so we got into the topic of dancing and she looked at me and said yeah, can you work a pole xschlots? And for some reason the first comment that comes out is I mean yeah my family's mostly German. Working poles was our thing I have never heard a more deafening silence followed by laughter

Why are strippers and Hitler similar?

They both like to keep a firm grip on the Poles.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

The funny thing about strippers and fires...

The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole.

What do you get when you cross a stripper with an anti-vaxxer?


So went to a strip club that only had strippers who were vegan

It was disappointing The strippers didn't even dance they just licked the pole to get their daily dose of iron.

You can explore stripper poles reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stripper poles dad jokes. There are also stripper poles puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

Where do animals become strippers?

The north pole.

I smacked into a pole the other day.

Turns out my car is fine, but the stripper died.

Hitler was a stripper.

He worked the Poles.

I walked up to a stripper.

I said, "How much for a dance?"

She said, "Depends what you want..."

"I just want to grind on the pole for a bit," I added.

Why did a Stripper run for mayor?

Because she did great on the pole

Did you hear about those sisters who are strippers,

They're poles apart.

What do you call a stripper from Warsaw?

A Pole dancer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stripper poles jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stripper poles piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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