Stripper Poles Jokes

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Funniest Stripper Poles Short Jokes

Short stripper poles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stripper poles humour may include short stripper jokes also.

  1. I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom. Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.
  2. I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica My stage name? South Pole.
  3. The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole.
  4. I walked up to a stripper. I said, "How much for a dance?"
    She said, "Depends what you want..."
    "I just want to grind on the pole for a bit," I added.
  5. Have you heard about the male stripper who is also a poet/writer? His name is Edgar Allen Pole
  6. So went to a s**... club that only had strippers who were vegan It was disappointing The strippers didn't even dance they just licked the pole to get their daily dose of iron.
  7. h**... was a stripper. He worked the Poles.
  8. What do you call the milkyway going down a stripper pole s**... chocolate

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Stripper Poles One Liners

Which stripper poles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stripper poles? I can suggest the ones about flagpole and flag pole.

  1. 42% of strippers are working their way through college According to the latest pole
  2. What do you call a stripper with a spear? A pole lancer
  3. Why is eastern europe filled with strippers? Because they like Poles.
  4. What do you get when you cross a stripper with an anti-vaxxer? Pole-io
  5. Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole
  6. Where do animals become strippers? The north pole.
  7. I smacked into a pole the other day. Turns out my car is fine, but the stripper died.
  8. Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole
  9. Did you hear about those sisters who are strippers, They're poles apart.
  10. What do you call a stripper from Warsaw? A Pole dancer
  11. Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles
  12. Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles.
  13. Why are there no Russian strippers? Cuz they tried to kill all the Poles
  14. A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places.
  15. Why are strippers and h**... similar? They both like to keep a firm grip on the Poles.

Playful Stripper Poles Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about stripper poles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean streaker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stripper poles pranks.

I'm planning on starting a s**... club....

... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.
I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.
The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".
The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.

Can you work a pole?

So the other night my friends and I are having a few drinks and our one female friend is an ex-stripper, so we got into the topic of dancing and she looked at me and said yeah, can you work a pole xschlots? And for some reason the first comment that comes out is I mean yeah my family's mostly German. Working poles was our thing I have never heard a more deafening silence followed by laughter