Stripper Jokes
112 stripper jokes and hilarious stripper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stripper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Embark on an amusing voyage into the world of stripper jokes: a territory rich with glistening humor hidden in the seductive, glittery fringes of our society. In this article, we strive to unveil the underbelly of such humor, dissecting its anatomy to understand why it has become such an integral part of stand-up comedy and friendly banter alike.
The question remains - when and why should one use these jokes? Stripper jokes teeter on the razor's edge of humor and derogation, and when used wisely, can cleverly mock societal stereotypes rather than the individuals themselves. They can shine a spotlight on societal hypocrisy, and provide ironic commentary on the perception of sex work. Handle these tools of jest with care though, as timing and context are crucial to ensure laughter rather than offense.
Hold your punch lines close and your understanding closer as we delve into the nuances of stripper-driven comedy.
Funniest Stripper Short Jokes
Short stripper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stripper humour may include short stripping jokes also.
- Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class. Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down they want some too
- My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one.
- What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs.
I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
Thanks for the gold ! - Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls.
- Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too.
- Guys, I used to date a stripper, and let me tell you something... this lady could get the paint off your walls in no time
- What do giants and strippers both have in common? They both grind men's bone to make their bread.
- Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain.
- Can you Imagine?
Can you imagine stuffing pictures of your grandmother in a strippers G string?
Imagine you are Prince Harry - I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom. Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.
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Stripper One Liners
Which stripper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stripper? I can suggest the ones about streaker and dancer.
- Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes. ............Onlyfans
- I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi.
- What are strippers doing during quarantine? Twerking from home.
- I like to give a percentage of my earnings to Charity.... ......and other strippers.
- 42% of strippers are working their way through college According to the latest pole
- Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans
- Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage.
- Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
- What does a stripper and peanut butter have in common. They both spread for bread.
- Strippers in Houston must be doing great. Because they're making it rain.
- My credit card is like a stripper. There isn't much on it.
- Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes OnlyFans
- What do you call a stripper who works with amputees? A stump grinder
- Möbius strippers... never show their backside.
- How are strippers like giants? they both grind bones to make bread.
Stripper Poles Jokes
Here is a list of funny stripper poles jokes and even better stripper poles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a stripper with a spear? A pole lancer
- Why is eastern europe filled with strippers? Because they like Poles.
- I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica My stage name? South Pole.
- The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole.
- What do you get when you cross a stripper with an anti-vaxxer? Pole-io
- Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole
- Where do animals become strippers? The north pole.
- I smacked into a pole the other day. Turns out my car is fine, but the stripper died.
- I walked up to a stripper. I said, "How much for a dance?"
She said, "Depends what you want..."
"I just want to grind on the pole for a bit," I added. - Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole
Great Stripper Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about stripper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magician jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stripper pranks.
What do you call a Poor Stripper?
Ugly.
My mom really only sends the classiest of FWDs
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says,
"Oh, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I did on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped me with wet celery?"
The woman looks sternly into his eyes and says very calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
I would have been a stripper...
...but I just couldn't pull it off.
Follow the format; go!
How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?
Mini-mom wage.
Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers?
Every time they danced, they made it rain.
Four old guys go golfing...
And they start bragging about their sons.
The first says "My son is a lawyer, and he is doing so well, he just gave his friend a new car!"
The second says "My son is a doctor, and he is doing so well he just bought his friend a new boat!"
The third guy says "My son is an executive, and he is doing so well he just bought his friend a new house!"
The fourth guy says "Well, my son is a stripper at a gay club, but he must be doing pretty well because he just got a new car, a new boat, and a new house..."
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom..
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.
Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's....
Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school.
Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local s**... Club
The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last.
A man walks into a bar and sees a plus sized stripper dancing on a table..
He tells her, "Nice legs!"
"Wow, you really think so?"
"Definitely," he replies, "most tables would have collapsed for sure."
Johnny was in class one day...
and the teacher was asking everyone what their parents do. One said her dad was a firefighter, another said his mom was a nurse. When the teach asked Johnny what his dad does Johnny said "Well my dad is a stripper in a gay bar, and if the guy looks good and the money is right he'll have s**... with him out back in the alley." The teacher asked everyone to take their seats and sit quietly, then asked Johnny to step into the hall. She asked Johnny if his dad was really a stripper in a gay bar and Johnny said "Absolutely not. He's the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say that."
Where do strippers go on holiday ?
Poland
A comma is the difference between
"Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."
and
"Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."
Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?
Black lights matter.
You know you're old...
When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them.
It's Jim's birthday
Jim's wife treats her man by taking him to a s**... Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Jimmy, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jimmy says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jimmy says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Jimmy with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner?
Twerky
I got a private dance from a stripper.
When she was done, she gave me her phone number.
I said, "If I give you £50, will you come back to my place for a kiss and a cuddle?"
She said, "It will have to be more than that."
I said, "That's fine. What about s**...?"
What do you call a stripper who fell down?
A Hoedown.
What does a stripper and a guitar have in common?
The G-String is always going off.
Grandpa's Birthday
So my grandfather turned 90 last weekend, and my uncle, the class act that he is, thought it'd be a good idea to get a stripper one night, after we had the guys golf trip.
So she shows up, it's a bit awkward at first, but she's affable and it makes it a slightly better situation.
Eventually she goes up to the birthday boy and asks him "Do you want a super l**...?"
Grandpa thought long and hard and finally spoke up, "I guess I'll have the soup!"
Dating a stripper is like opening a bag of chips in church
eveybody looks at you in disgust but deep inside they all want some.
I'm thinking about an app to let people rate strippers
I want to name it "s**... Advisor"
Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a s**... club
Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra
Why are native Americans such good strippers?
Every time they dance they make it rain.
Chad's wife decided to surprise him on his birthday
and to show him that she's a cool wife, she took him to a s**... club.
At the club:
Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight?
Wife: How does he know you?
Chad: We play golf together!
Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual?
Wife: And how does he know you?!
Chad: Um, he's on the bowling team!
Hot blonde stripper: Hey s**..., champagne room again tonight?
At this point the wife loses it and storms out of the club, dragging Chad with her, into a taxi.
Taxi driver: Hey Chad! Boy... You picked a fat one tonight huh? Same motel?
What do you call a stripper without legs?
A night crawler.
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?"
God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day."
3 men in a bar talking about there sons
The first man says my son is doing so well he just got a job as a doctor and just bought his girlfriend a new car.
The next man says my son is an engineer and he just took his girlfriend to the Bahamas.
The third guy says my son is a male stripper. One of his boyfriends just bought him a car and went to the Bahamas with the other one.
How does one become a level 99 stripper?
A lot of grinding.
Jack the Ripper's reasons for killing h**... was pretty understandable.
They wouldn't accept him into their ranks as Jack the Stripper.
Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:
"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
A friend of mine used to be a stripper but she got bored with it.
It's always the same old thong and dance.
My friend is a male stripper. He hates his job and wants to quit, but the pay is too good.
So he decided to stick it out for a little longer.
What's the difference between strippers and onions?
I cry when I cut up onions
It doesn't matter how badly you want to, you just can't fight Destiny...
Because then you'd have to fight the bouncers and the other strippers too.
What do you call strippers in a wooden horse?
t**... w**...
What do you call a group of strippers?
A *w**...*de
The stripper got an abortion
It was like taking baby from a Candy
Four men are at a bar bragging about how successful their sons are
One says"my son is a successful brick layer and he bought his friend a Lamborghini just because"...the second man says"my friend is a successful real estate agent and he bought his friend a yacht just because"the third man says"my son is a great lawyer and he bought his friend a mansion just because"....their was a minute of silence and the second man asks the fourth man what his son does ...the fourth man replies"he's a gay stripper"..the third man says"oh you must be ashamed I'm sorry"which the fourth man says"not really his three boyfriends bought him a Lamborghini,a yacht,and a mansion just because"
A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.
The teacher says to Susie, "Tell the class why you want to be a teacher."
Susie says, "Actually, I want to be a stripper."
The teacher asks, "A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession."
Susie says, "That was before I saw your tiny apartment."
What's it called when a stripper and a tattoo artist trade services?
t**... for tat.
Four catholic ladies are talking about how important there sons are. (Long)
The first one tells her friends my son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'
The second Catholic woman chirps, while my son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'
The third Catholic woman says smugly, Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle well.....?
She replies, My son is a charismatic, 6'2 , hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, My God.
Do you know the similarities between a stripper and a rock?
You skip the flat ones
What do strippers and presidential candidates have in common?
They both go up and down polls
What's common between strippers and giants?
They both grind men's bones to make bread
How did the stripper know she was the most popular dancer at the club?
She took a poll.
Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a s**...-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you?
Jacob: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob?
WIFE: And how does he know you?
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging Jacob with her, into a taxi!
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?
Jacob's f**... will be next Friday at 2pm prompt....
Where's John?
Ted: Hey Joe, why ain't John working with us today?
Joe: He's in the hospital.
Ted: That's impossible, I saw him just yesterday dancing with a stripper!
Joe: Yeah, his wife saw him too...
I'm planning on starting a s**... club....
... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.
I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.
The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".
The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.
Misunderstanding.
A man in the supermarket sees a woman across the aisle looking at him, so he goes over and says "do i know you"? She says "you're the father of one of my children". He panics and thinks about the only time he cheated on his wife. "Are you the stripper at that party who had s**... with me on the pool table while everyone stood around cheering". "No", she says, looking horrified "i'm your sons teacher".
What does a stripper do to her a**hole before going to work?
Drops him off at band practice
What do you call a superpowered stripper?
The Flash
What does a stripper do with her a**hole before she goes to work?
She drops him and his drum kit off at band practice.
Q: What does a stripper do with her a**... before heading out to her shift?
A: Drops him off at band practice.
A guy walks into a bar
He saw an attractive girl waving at him, but he's not so sure so he looks around to make sure that's him she's waving to.
The girl walks to him and said: "Hello!"
She was so beautiful with blonde hair blue eyes, but he can't remember knowing her.
"I'm sorry, do I know you?" - he asks.
"Yes, you're one of my kids' father!"
Now he panics, and recalls to that one time he cheated on his wife.
"Are you that stripper on my bachelor's party where we had s**... on the bar counter and all of my friends saw you spanked me?"
"k**..., but no, I'm your kid's teacher!"
