The Best 35 Strip Club Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strip Club jokes. There are some strip club jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strip club puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strip Club Jokes and Puns

My dad told me never to go to a cheap, sleazy, dirty, raunchy strip club, because you'll see something you really shouldn't.

So I went.

And I saw my dad.

My dad told me once, son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right.

I saw my dad

18 year old: Dad I turn 18 today!

Dad: great, I'm taking you the strip club tonight.

18 year old: No, I already said I didn't want that.

Dad: Nicole, someone needs to work in this house.

Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club.

Teen: Of course not dad!

Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house.

How can you tell a strip club is not open?

The sign says, "Sorry, we're clothed"


The owner of the local strip club has a lisp.

I tried to go last night, but they were clothed.

Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club

Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?

Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

The midget strip club down the street is hiring.

They must be short staffed.

What's the difference between a club and a strip club?

A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to.

I'm planning on starting a strip club....

... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.


I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.


The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".

The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.

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I told my dad the strip club had the best steaks in town. He told me what their slogan should be.

You can't beat the meat here.

Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs?

Because he didn't like poles.

Chad's wife decided to surprise him on his birthday

and to show him that she's a cool wife, she took him to a strip club.

At the club:

Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight?

Wife: How does he know you?

Chad: We play golf together!

Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual?

Wife: And how does he know you?!

Chad: Um, he's on the bowling team!

Hot blonde stripper: Hey sexy, champagne room again tonight?

At this point the wife loses it and storms out of the club, dragging Chad with her, into a taxi.

Taxi driver: Hey Chad! Boy... You picked a fat one tonight huh? Same motel?

It's Jim's birthday

Jim's wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Jimmy, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jimmy says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jimmy says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Jimmy with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."

My sister is so dumb, she tells everyone she is bipolar

Because she is working at two different strip clubs.

Why don't they let whales into strip clubs?

They tend to humpback.

Three guys meet in class after a superbowl sunday, still super hungover from the night before.

The first guy pipes up and says 'Fuck. i got so drunk last night I blew chunks.' The second guy cuts him off nearly immediately screaming 'oh yeah? I was so drunk I emptied my bank account at the strip club after. I have no money to pay rent now.' The third guy laughs at both of them and said 'that's nothing. I was so wasted last night, I sold my car to a homeless guy for 50 cents.' Finally the first guy cuts them both off. 'You guys don't understand.....Chunks is my girlfriends golden retriever.'

What's the difference between a circus and a strip club?

You go to one to see cunning stunts...


An English bishop was visiting New York and had been warned about quote-hungry American reporters.

As he was walking down the stairs off the plane, a voice amid the camera flashes called out "Hey, Bishop! Will you be visiting any strip clubs while you're in New York?"

The bishop gave a crinkly smile and said innocently: "Dear me, are there such establishments in this city?"

When he got to his hotel, the headline in the evening paper read: **LIMEY BISHOP'S FIRST QUESTION: "ARE THERE ANY STRIP CLUBS IN NEW YORK?"**

Why does Hitler not like going to strip clubs?

He hates the Poles

What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club?

One snatches watches and the other watches snatches.

As a fat, single, 40 year old man, I've been to alot of strip clubs.

Too bad I haven't made much money.

Last night on stage at the strip club ...

...was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said "Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"

"My glasses" I said

So a man hoes to a strip club

He sits down in the front row. A man sits behind him.
A girl comes out and starts dancing. Both of the men cheer.
She takes off her top. Both men cheer.
She takes off her bottom.Only the man in the front cheers.
Curious the man in front turns around and asks
Where'd all the enthusiasm go.
The man response. "all over your back"

I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs...

All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married.

A boy comes home from a strip club to find his mother waiting for him

Already aware of what her son had been doing, she asks, And what did you see, young man?

Something I wasn't supposed to.

Oh? Your father?

No, your mother.

The teacher told the girls in the class to start screaming and running out of class every time John lied

It was the perfect revenge prank

Once John entered, the teacher asked why he was late, he answered They're building a strip club right across my house

The girls then started screaming and running out of class, John just looked confused and said

chill out hoes they're not hiring yet

What do you call it when your friends trick you into going to the strip club?

A booby trap.

Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club

The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last.

A man entering a strip club was shot in the chest today, but thankfully his front shirt pocket had a bunch of neatly folded one dollar bills..

Some say it was his life savings

Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs?

Because, they don't like Poles.

An englishman was sued for discrimination after firing all the redheads from his strip club.

He was able to get off Scot-free.

How can you tell when you're in a bad strip club?

It's not hard.

Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici

meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto:
Veni, vidi, veni.

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