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Stringy Jokes

4 stringy jokes and hilarious stringy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stringy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Stringy Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good stringy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Pasta is long and stringy. Rice is short and stubby.

Orzo you think

I'm strongly against elephant poaching.

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.

I was cutting up a homemade pizza and exclaimed "wow, this cheese is stringy"

My four year old daughter's reply
"Stringier than a yo-yo"

What do you call a jellyfish on a racing boat?

A stringy thingy in a dinghy.

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