String Quartet Jokes
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A young music student is talking to Mozart
Student: "Herr Mozart, I'm thinking of writing a symphony, and was wondering if you could give me some instruction."
Mozart: "How old are you, young man?"
Student: "I'm seventeen."
Mozart: "Well, that's a bit young to write something as complex as a symphony, isn't it? Why don't you start with something on a smaller scale, like a string quartet, and then work your way up?"
Student: "But Herr Mozart, you wrote your first symphony when you were only eight years old!"
Mozart: "Yes, but nobody had to teach me how."
I used to play violin in a string quartet. Sadly one of our musicians was on drugs.
So we've had to ban Jo.
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