The Best 43 Strin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strin jokes. There are some strin bartender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strin order puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strin Jokes and Puns

So a string walks into a bar...

and the bartender says to him, "Hey no strings allowed. Get out!" So he goes out side, messes himself up, ties himself up, and goes back in. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string from earlier?" "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

No Strings

Two strings wanted to go into a bar. The bar had a sign up "We do not serve strings" One of them said to the other I've got an idea. He slammed into the wall, scooted and twisted himself around on the ground and then began tearing at his ends. He walked into the bar and the bartender said "Hey aren't you a string?" He looked at the bartender and said "I'm a frayed knot"

String

A piece of string walks into a bar and takes a seat.

The bartender says to the piece of string "We don't serve your kind around here!" and kicks the string out of the bar.

The string gathers his composure, messes his hair up, and ties himself in a knot. He then resumes his seat at the bar.

The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?"

The string replies "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Strin joke, String

A string walks into a bar

and orders a drink. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings in this establishment." So the string goes outside, messes up his hair, does some twists and walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that string that tried to buy a drink earlier?" The string says to the bartender, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

A string walks into a bar...

and the bouncer told him,"We don't serve your kind here." So, the string went outside and saw a man. He told the man to tie a knot around his upper portion and undo his lower portion into frays; finished, the String thanks the man and goes back inside. The bouncer said,"haven't I seen you before?" To which the string replied, "I'm a frayed knot."


Strings

Three pieces of strings are standing outside a bar with the intention of having a drink. The first one walks in and the bartender asks, "are you a piece of string?". He answers, "yes". The bartender yells, "get outta my bar". The second goes in and the same thing happens. The third then says to the other two, "quick tie me into a frayed knot". They do so and he walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "are you a piece of string?". He says ,"No. I'm a frayed knot"

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Strin joke, What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

A string walks into a bar...

and orders a drink. The bartender says, "NO STRINGS! We don't serve your kind here." Angered but undeterred, the string leaves the bar determined to get a drink. He has two friends tie him together. With his new disguise, he reenters the bar to order once more. The bartender says, "Hey there! What can I get - wait a minute... Aren't you that string that was in here earlier?" The string says, "No. I'm afraid not"

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

A string walks into a bar

A string walks into a bar and says "bartender, bartender give me a beer"

The bartender replies "We don't serve strings here"

The string walks outside messes up his hair, ties himself in a knot and walks back into the bar and says "bartender, bartender give me a beer"

The bartender asks " aren't you the same string that was just in here?"

The string replies "I'm afraid not" (a frayed knot)

Weed strin humor

At the dispensary there is a stain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile.

#LegalWeedJokes

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

"Let's knot."

A string walks into a bar...

The tender goes 'Jackass, we don't serve strings here.'
The string leaves the bar and twists and pulls and deforms himself, ruffles his hair a bit and struts back in, incognito.
The tender goes 'Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out?'
The string answers, 'Frayed knot.'

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Strings are usually pretty straight

Unless they're knot

A string walks into a bar

and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve strings here."

Causing the string walk out of the bar and tie himself in a knot and fray his end.

The string walks back in and orders another beer. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey aren't you a string?" The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Strin joke, A string walks into a bar

A string walks into a bar...

And orders a beer. The bartender tells him "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks outside and ties himself in a knot and separates his strands.
He walks back inside and orders a beer. The bartender asks him "Hey, didn't I tell you we don't serve your kind here?"

To which the string replies "I'm a frayed knot."

Why did the string theorist put a ruler in his pants?

He needed the pocket dimensions.

3 strings walk into a bar

The first tries to order a drink, and the bartender says "we don't serve strings in here. You gotta get out."

The second tries and gets the same answer.

The third tries, more confident than the others. The bartender says "you heard what I said. We don't serve strings here. You're a string, ain't ya?"

"no sir," he replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

[say it out loud]


A string walks into a bar, hops on a stool & orders a beer; bartender says,

"We don't serve strings in here. You're gonna have to leave."

String replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

The String Theory might be the answer to everything...

..but then again, it might knot.

A String Walks Into A Bar

Inside the bar, the string asks for a beer. Sadly for the string, though, the bartender states "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." So, the string walks out of the bar, frazzles up his head, twists his stomach and walks back in. The bartender, noticing the string, says "Hey!- aren't you that string from earlier?" The string replies "Nope, I'm afraid not."

What's the stringed instrument's favorite movie quote?

"Cello, Clarice..."

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm afraid not."

A string walks into a bar looking really tired and dirty, disheveled and twisted and the bartender says: "Hey buddy, are you okay?"

To which the string replies: "I'm a frayed knot!"

String Fight

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.

How many string theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but nobody knows which one.

A string walks into a bar...

A string theorist cheats on his wife, but she walks in on them

He jumps out of the bed and shouts "I can explain everything!"

Why do strings never win?

Because they only tie.

A string went to a bar

- The bartender said:
"Sorry, we don't serve your kind."
- The string left, twisted himself up and parted his hairs, then came back to the bar.
"Aren't you the same guy just a minute ago ?" , the bartender ask.
"I'm a frayed knot" , said the piece of string.

String of Cheese Jokes

Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.

They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.

He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of cheese. Didn't go as well as expected, turns out fromage frays.

Decided to go into the business of making boats in his attic. Sails are through the roof!

A string walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign that says "no strings allowed".

A string walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign that says "no strings allowed".

So the string goes outside, ties himself up, messes up his hair and comes back into the bar. The bartender yells "aren't you that string I just kicked out?" The string replies "I'm a frayed knot!"

3 strings walk into a bar.

The first one orders a drink.

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here."

So the second string ties itself into a bow and proceeds to order a drink.

"Nope", says the bartender, "you're a string."

Then the third string ties itself into a knot and frays each end, then orders a drink.

The bartender eyes the string up and down and says, "Aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Frayed knot!"

A string goes into a bar

the bartender says, "we don't serve your kind". The string leaves, twists himself up, parts his hair, then comes back inside. The bartender asks, "aren't you the same guy from just a minute ago?" "I'm a frayed knot" says the piece of string

Are you looking for no strings attached sex?

Contact my ex wife, she seems to be giving out an awful lot of that.

String vs bartender

A string walks into a bar bartender yells at him we don't serve your kind here So the string walks out of the bar, bends over, mess up his hair, and walks back into the bar bartender asked him aren't you that string I threw out earlier string looks at him and says No I'm a frayed knot

A string gets tied up

A string walks into a classroom. The teacher sees the string, then ties it between two posts tightly. Did the teacher do a good job teaching?





Yes, because the string was taut.

A string walks into a bar...

The bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here.

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, Hey, aren't you a string?

The string says, Nope, I'm a frayed knot.

A string walks into a bar.

The bartender goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string walks out all sad and defeated, then has a great idea. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar.

The bartender looks at him and goes, "Hey, aren't you that string I turned away before?" and the string goes, "Nope! I'm a frayedΒ knot!"

Sorry To String You All Along But...

A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.

The judge looks down at her and asks, "First offender?"

The woman replies, "Nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender."

A string walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here."

So the string goes outside, tangles itself up, mashes itself up a bit, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "Aren't you the string that was just in here?"

"No. I'm a frayed knot."

Two strings walk into a bar, bartender says Hey we don't server your kind here, get out. Outside one of the strings says I have an idea, here help me

the string proceeds to tie himself up and then dishevels the threads at the top of his head and at his feet. The string then walks back into the bar and orders a drink, bartender looks and says hey aren't you that string I just threw out?

String says No , I am a frayed knot!

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