The Best 7 Striker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Striker jokes. There are some striker soccer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these striker teams puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Striker Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you mix Lionel Messi and Chris Brown?

A striker!

Whenever my friend tells me he'll be right back, it upsets me

Because I know that he could make a really good striker

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Striker, listen, and you listen close:

flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle,

just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Rex Kramer / Airplane!

Biography written by Bob Dylan...

About Tottenham's Hotspurs' star striker
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"Thats the Story of a Harry Kane"

With apologies


An offense-ive joke

What do you call a soccer player who became i school shooter?

A striker.

TIFU im a football manager and I brought on a striker for my goalkeeper.

Woops wrong sub.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the striker goalie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working striker arsenal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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