Strike Jokes
139 strike jokes and hilarious strike puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about strike that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article discusses the many funny and unique types of strikes, ranging from a bowling strike to a hunger strike. Read on to explore all the different types of strikes and how they can be used as laughter material.
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Funniest Strike Short Jokes
Short strike jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strike humour may include short attack jokes also.
- Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike
I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke - Nearly 200 million Chinese kids are back to school after COVID-19 crisis Unemployment strikes again
- Why does lightning strike in France so often? Because it follows the path of least resistance.
- I hear you all like bowling jokes in these parts? Ehhh, strike that. I'll spare you from it
- If 2020 is not bad enough already, I've just read about dentists planning a national strike next month Brace yourselves.
- I asked 50 lighting strike survivors about the impact it had on their lives... The results were shocking.
- Did you hear about the guy who got slapped by his reflection whenever he looked at a mirror? The resemblance was striking.
- Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight... So you can start 2021 on the right foot!
- What's the name for a Middle Eastern fowl that can bowl three strikes in a row? Turkey turkey turkey
- Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas! Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!
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Strike One Liners
Which strike one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strike? I can suggest the ones about scratch and shoot.
- Why is Empire Strikes Back the best star wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
- When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes.
- If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is most likely to get hit? The conductor.
- Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere.
- The Invisible Masturbator strikes again! Nobody saw him coming
- I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive.
- What's a husband's favorite Karwa Chauth song? "Hunger Strike" by Pearl Jam!
- What do you call a war between india and the UK? The empire strikes back.
- My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke. He doesn't strike me as the funny type.
- Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
- Why does lightning always strike trees? They are the path of leaf resistance.
- You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?
- I saw the most beautiful girl in the picket line. She was truly striking.
- What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike? A Somalian
- Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive
Strike Out Jokes
Here is a list of funny strike out jokes and even better strike out puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Do Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking."-Oliver Cromwell Tried this on my girlfriend, now I'm going to jail.
- The actors strike is delaying the release of Oppenheimer That’s okay, it was probably going to bomb anyway.
- Yesterday, the Laundry Pressers Union walked off the job in the middle of their shift. They wanted to strike while the iron was hot.
- My molecules are threatening to go on strike because they've lost their charge They must have unionised!
- They say lightning never strikes the same place twice, and I believed that all my life. So when I got struck by lightning for the 2nd time on the hill, I was shocked
- Why should you attempt to hit a psychic who is smiling? Because you should always try and strike a happy medium!
- Where did Luke Skywalker go shopping between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi? Second Hand Store
- Life Pro Tip ~ if you start watching, "When Harry Met Sally" at exactly 11:15 pm on New Year's Eve, when the clock strikes midnight... You'll still be just as single as when you started the movie...
- If lightning always takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't it always strike France?
- You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube... A copyright strike is imminintendo.
Counter Strike Jokes
Here is a list of funny counter strike jokes and even better counter strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a judge's favorite game? Counter-strike
- I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive.
- Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work It's a counter strike
- What do you call it when someone insults the whole world, and they retaliate? Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
- What do you call Counter Strike: Global Offensive Professionals? Gopros.
- How do Counter Strike players clean their computers? They dedust it
- If Undertale and Terminator made a Counter Strike map, it would be called... de_terminator
- What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
- What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike
- What do PC gamers play? Counter-Strike: Global Inoffensive.
Bowling Strike Jokes
Here is a list of funny bowling strike jokes and even better bowling strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
- I ask my wife the same thing everytime I knock down 10 pins in one roll at a bowling alley. "How's that strike ya?"
- The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike. They must have terrible working conditions.
- what do you call a person who always gets a strike in bowling? A one hit wonder
- I imagined the final strike. With a 300 point score, onlookers cheering my perfect game... It was mind-bowling.
- Why couldn't the bowling club attract any good players? They said 3 strikes you're out.
- Did you hear that the bowling alley is closed? The workers are on strike.
- I went to the bowling alley today... ...but is was closed for some sort of staff function, they were all on strike.
- Why are junior doctors so good at bowling? They always get strikes!
- What do you call an asparagus that can bowl really well? a-strike-agus!
Union Strike Jokes
Here is a list of funny union strike jokes and even better union strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I often hear of aircraft been taken out of action by bird strikes. What I want to know is, what does their union even want?
- Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union? They strike from the shadows.
- Today the carousel workers union has voted to go on rotating strikes.
- Why did the french toast go on strike? They were tired of being in the syurpeon union.
- I'm going to strike while the iron is hot. And if that doesn't work, I'm starting a union for dry cleaners.
- The wigmaker's union went on strike today They're tired of the hair cuts.
Train Strike Jokes
Here is a list of funny train strike jokes and even better train strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Sometimes I sit next to random people on the train,strike up a casual conversation then, when the train stops i say "this is where i get off" Then I stick my hand down my pants.
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What funny jokes about strike you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make strike pranks.
My nose is on strike
I have to picket.
What do you call a bunch of octupuses and whales going on strike together?
Octopi whale street!
They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women
Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen
So a kid is standing in the middle of a field with a baseball and a bat...
He tosses the ball up to hit it. He swings, misses, and yells "Strike ONE!"
Tosses it up a second time. Swings. Misses. "Strike TWO!"
On the third time he tosses it up, he swings, and yet again, misses. "Strike THREE!"
"Wow," he said. "I didn't know I was such a good pitcher!"
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"Sir, the UAV strike b**... missed the target."
"Were we at least close?"
"Not even remotely."
Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?
No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause
My toddler refused to get her PJs on because she was watching The Iron Lady, a biopic about Margaret Thatcher, along with our family.
I said, "Looks like we have a minor strike on our hands."
(A triple ententre for the win.)
THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.
Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"
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Best explanation of Star Wars
The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.
My friend claims that he is a really good boxer.
He doesn't strike me as one.
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The Women's March is organising a strike day where women won't do anything
Thank god I know how to make sandwiches
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I punched a clairvoyant who was laughing at me once.
I like to strike a happy medium
Strike Asks Employers to Imagine "A Day Without a Woman."
I knew traffic seemed smoother than usual this morning.
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How do you make a cat go woof?
Soak it in petrol and strike a light.
How do you make a cat go purple and then go woof?
Soak it in parrafin and strike a light.
How do you make a politician go woof?
No need to do anything, they're already barking mad.
Strike 1 !
People always ask me about my brother who plays in the MLB but they never ask me about two of my other brothers who are both gay . which is sad . They only care about the pitcher but not the catchers.
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
My 7 year old neice told me this joke today
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Pick it!
When doctors go on strike ....
"Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!"
An attractive woman waits for the stranger next to her to strike a conversation.
She grows impatient and says, "Helloooo, I'm getting old here."
The man replies, "I know. That's why I'm keeping my distance."
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A Muslim father catches his son m**.... He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind."
The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
What do you call it when all the pieces on the Chess Board go on Strike??
A Piece-ful Protest.
Doctors who are practicing homeopathy will go on strike.
It will last five seconds.
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My friend really s**... at carpentry
He walked into Home Depot thinking he needed a screw.
The employee was trying to explain that he needed a nail, and how it even worked
Friend: So you're telling me I have to strike this thing repeatedly with a hammer?
Employee: Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Someone told me Im more likely to die from a lightning strike while on the way to buying a lottery ticket than actually winning the lottery.
Either way I hit the jackpot.
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I saw a clairvoyant laughing, so I hit them.
I always like to strike a happy medium.
How does a duck get a strike?
When he hits a fowl ball. If he gets three strikes he's probably a turkey.
When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike
People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.
I got kicked off my bowling team the other day
I managed to knock all the pins down on my first two turns. Then on my third turn I did it again and the leader of the team turned to me and said "Sorry, you're going to have to leave the team".
Apparently they have a three strike policy.
Where do you strike a captain on the nose?
the bridge
A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.
"I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?"
"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
"That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"
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Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?
Polyphemus:
"He's O-dissing-us"
I'm a pro bowler now, But I wasn't always so good.
Back when I first started, I could never get a strike, and always had to clean up with a second throw. I only got better because I had a lot of spare time.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful... Like, it really Hertz."
This news just in: The worlds tallest man has lost a fight with a storm.
In my opinion he shouldn't have let the lightning strike first.
Workers at the Mint are going on strike.
They're sick and tired of making so much money!
My dad died, and I wanted to talk to him in the afterlife.
So I went to a woman who could speak with the dead. I told her my situation, and described my dad. She went into a trance and, after a few moments, said "I'm communing with your father."
Then she smiled, so I punched her.
"What did you do that for?!" she demanded, shocked.
"It's what my dad would have wanted," I told her. "He always said it's important to strike a happy medium."
The secretary of defense entered Donald Trump's office.
He told Donald Trump that a drone strike in South America had killed 4 brazilian people.
He expected Trump to take this lightly, but much to his surprise, Trump's face turned white with shock, and he promptly fainted.
After Trump awoke, the secretary of defense said "I didn't know you would value 4 brazilian lives so much"
Trump responded "Just tell me, how many million is a Brazilian?"
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Told my Grandpa's favorite joke at his f**... and it helped cheer some sad eyes..... What happened when the parsley workers went on strike?
They're wages were garnished.
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The Felony laws are rediculous...
Three guys were talking about how they ended up in an Arizona prison.
Guy 1: what are you in for?
Guy 2: selling w**... to my 23 year old cousin with anxiety.
Guy 1: I can beat that, I was playing bioshock and the radio in game played some 1950s s**.... I got a copy right strike and here I am.
Guy 3: I got you both beat. I'm in here because my a**... fall asleep in the bathtub.
A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies
In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.
20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.
Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"
What do you call a northern Irish hunger strike?
A Bel Fast
Two men got into a fight at the bar...
As one throws a punch, the other asks Do you know karate? the other man responds No . You don't strike me as someone who would
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A priest and an atheist are playing golf.
The priest is okay, but the atheist is s**.... He keeps missing his shots. Every time he misses a shot, he says 'Damn, missed!' The priest got more and more agitated at the use of the word 'damn', and eventually snapped. He said, 'Do not use that word or God himself will strike you down!' There's an immediate ruble from the sky, and a bolt of lighting shoots down and vaporizes the priest into ash. A booming voice rings out across the golf course, striking fear into the golfers, and says:
'Damn, missed!'
I was out on the street, minding my own business...
when this guy Norman came up to me out of nowhere. I know his name because he immediately introduced himself without bothering to see if I was interested. I did not respond, yet he continued on, trying to strike up a conversation with me. I had things to do, so I pretended not to notice him.
Yet he still persisted. I know it's generally expected to be polite to people, but I guess I just prefer to ignore social Norms.
(Note: this is gentler than my joke about violating social Norms.)
I was at a seance and the spiritualist kept giggling, so I punched him.
My mother always told me to strike a happy medium.
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John is playing golf with the vicar
He misses a three foot putt, and says "d**..., missed the buggar."
The vicar warns him "keep talking like that and God will open up the heavens and strike you dead with lightning."
John then misses a two foot putt, and repeats "d**..., missed the buggar."
Sure enough, God opens the heavens and sends down a lightning bolt, but it strikes the vicar and he falls over dead.
"d**..., missed the buggar." God says.
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The military described the drone strike as "surgical"
This was accurate. It was b**..., it was invasive, and they washed their hands afterwards.
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An old one: A rabbi and a priest go golfing, but the rabbi keeps missing his shots.
Whenever this happens, he angrily exclaims, g**..., I missed! At each hole, the rabbi swears, and at each hole, the priest shakes his head. Finally, on the final hole, the exasperated priest declares, Rabbi, if you continue with this disrespect for the Lord's name, so help me, may He strike you down right here on the green. The rabbi swings, misses, and swears. Suddenly, a lightning bolt descends and incinerates the priest. A heavenly voice then cries out, g**..., I missed!
The male bees were unhappy with their lot ...
So they decided to stop fertilizing the Queen. They had the usual demands: larger honey rations, shorter hours, etc. The worker bees tried to negotiate, but it was too late, and the hive never recovered. Thus it became the first beehive destroyed in a drone strike.
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I heard all the Mexicans in the U.S. are going on strike for one day to show how vital they are to the economy
They're calling it Señor Skip Day
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What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
A**spare**agus
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Did you hear about the protesting bowling b**...?
They were on strike
My wife didn't leave me because I'm lazy, overweight and jobless. She left me because I don't know anything about baseball.
That was strike four.
Did you hear about the US Air Forces accidental missile strike?
They took off on the mission and then couldn't abort!
Q: Did you hear that Quasimodo is on strike?
A: Doesn't ring a bell!
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How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, one to fill the paperwork, one to go on strike, and two to complain how it should've been changed last week
