The Best 65 Strike Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Strike jokes. There are some strike bowlers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strike walkout puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Strike Jokes and Puns
What do you call a bunch of octupuses and whales going on strike together?
Octopi whale street!
So, a blonde and a brunette are at the mall...
and they see this really good looking guy. Being very outgoing girls they strike up a conversation. After they part ways, the blonde noticed that he had really bad dandruff.
"Yeah, we should give him Head & Shoulders." To which the blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
This guy sites down next to a pretty young girl at a bar
This guy sites down next to a pretty young lady at a bar and they strike up a conversation. The conversation is going pretty well, so the guy says "you remind me of my little toe." The lady, who is a bit confused, responds "is that because I'm small and cute?" The guy responds "no, it's because I'm going to bang you on the coffee table when I get home."
Why did the bowling pins stop working?
They went on strike!
If electricity always follows the path of least resistance
Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?
Everywhere.
So a kid is standing in the middle of a field with a baseball and a bat...
He tosses the ball up to hit it. He swings, misses, and yells "Strike ONE!"
Tosses it up a second time. Swings. Misses. "Strike TWO!"
On the third time he tosses it up, he swings, and yet again, misses. "Strike THREE!"
"Wow," he said. "I didn't know I was such a good pitcher!"
Why should you attempt to hit a psychic who is smiling?
Because you should always try and strike a happy medium!
Why does lightning always strike trees?
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?
No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause
If lightning always takes the path of least resistance...
why doesn't it always strike France?
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Why does lightning strike in France so often?
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
A famous armorer was called to court...
…to demonstrate his new plate design. He set it on a stand in the middle of a grand gallery. The king called in his executioner, a dour and muscular man who prided himself in his ability to slice folk exactly in half, to strike the suit. With a sonorous clang! the executioner's heavy sword bounced off of the chest piece. Frustrated, he pointed an accusatory finger at the armorer and cried This is why we can't halve nice things!
My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke.
He doesn't strike me as the funny type.
Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?
Because it was extremely reactive
THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.
Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"
I identify as counter strike,
and I find this globally offensive.
I sexually identify as Counter Strike...
*And I'm globally offended*
I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike...
But it would be globally offensive.
When does a hunger strike stop?
When hunger strikes.
Best explanation of Star Wars
The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.
Why can't you use strike-marks to count in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban!
My friend claims that he is a really good boxer.
He doesn't strike me as one.
The Women's March is organising a strike day where women won't do anything
Thank god I know how to make sandwiches
Why did the match factory burn down?
Because the workers went on strike
I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke
I punched a clairvoyant who was laughing at me once.
I like to strike a happy medium
The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike.
They must have terrible working conditions.
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
"Do Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking."-Oliver Cromwell
Tried this on my girlfriend, now I'm going to jail.
A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind."
The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike?
A Somalian
Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas!
Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!
A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation
Before long they're arguing.
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "Why?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "Why?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
My friend really sucks at carpentry
He walked into Home Depot thinking he needed a screw.
The employee was trying to explain that he needed a nail, and how it even worked
Friend: So you're telling me I have to strike this thing repeatedly with a hammer?
Employee: Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Someone told me Im more likely to die from a lightning strike while on the way to buying a lottery ticket than actually winning the lottery.
Either way I hit the jackpot.
I saw a clairvoyant laughing, so I hit them.
I always like to strike a happy medium.
How does a duck get a strike?
When he hits a fowl ball. If he gets three strikes he's probably a turkey.
I asked 50 lighting strike survivors about the impact it had on their lives...
The results were shocking.
When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike
People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.
I got kicked off my bowling team the other day
I managed to knock all the pins down on my first two turns. Then on my third turn I did it again and the leader of the team turned to me and said "Sorry, you're going to have to leave the team".
Apparently they have a three strike policy.
Where do you strike a captain on the nose?
the bridge
Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?
Polyphemus:
"He's O-dissing-us"
I imagined the final strike. With a 300 point score, onlookers cheering my perfect game...
It was mind-bowling.
My dad died, and I wanted to talk to him in the afterlife.
So I went to a woman who could speak with the dead. I told her my situation, and described my dad. She went into a trance and, after a few moments, said "I'm communing with your father."
Then she smiled, so I punched her.
"What did you do that for?!" she demanded, shocked.
"It's what my dad would have wanted," I told her. "He always said it's important to strike a happy medium."
The secretary of defense entered Donald Trump's office.
He told Donald Trump that a drone strike in South America had killed 4 brazilian people.
He expected Trump to take this lightly, but much to his surprise, Trump's face turned white with shock, and he promptly fainted.
After Trump awoke, the secretary of defense said "I didn't know you would value 4 brazilian lives so much"
Trump responded "Just tell me, how many million is a Brazilian?"
If 2020 is not bad enough already, I've just read about dentists planning a national strike next month
Brace yourselves.
Told my Grandpa's favorite joke at his funeral and it helped cheer some sad eyes..... What happened when the parsley workers went on strike?
They're wages were garnished.
The Felony laws are rediculous...
Three guys were talking about how they ended up in an Arizona prison.
Guy 1: what are you in for?
Guy 2: selling weed to my 23 year old cousin with anxiety.
Guy 1: I can beat that, I was playing bioshock and the radio in game played some 1950s shit. I got a copy right strike and here I am.
Guy 3: I got you both beat. I'm in here because my ass fall asleep in the bathtub.
A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies
In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.
20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.
Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"
You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...
A copyright strike is imminintendo.
What do you call a northern Irish hunger strike?
A Bel Fast
Two men got into a fight at the bar...
As one throws a punch, the other asks Do you know karate? the other man responds No . You don't strike me as someone who would
A priest and an atheist are playing golf.
The priest is okay, but the atheist is shit. He keeps missing his shots. Every time he misses a shot, he says 'Damn, missed!' The priest got more and more agitated at the use of the word 'damn', and eventually snapped. He said, 'Do not use that word or God himself will strike you down!' There's an immediate ruble from the sky, and a bolt of lighting shoots down and vaporizes the priest into ash. A booming voice rings out across the golf course, striking fear into the golfers, and says:
'Damn, missed!'
I was out on the street, minding my own business...
when this guy Norman came up to me out of nowhere. I know his name because he immediately introduced himself without bothering to see if I was interested. I did not respond, yet he continued on, trying to strike up a conversation with me. I had things to do, so I pretended not to notice him.
Yet he still persisted. I know it's generally expected to be polite to people, but I guess I just prefer to ignore social Norms.
(Note: this is gentler than my joke about violating social Norms.)
I was at a seance and the spiritualist kept giggling, so I punched him.
My mother always told me to strike a happy medium.
John is playing golf with the vicar
He misses a three foot putt, and says "damn, missed the buggar."
The vicar warns him "keep talking like that and God will open up the heavens and strike you dead with lightning."
John then misses a two foot putt, and repeats "damn, missed the buggar."
Sure enough, God opens the heavens and sends down a lightning bolt, but it strikes the vicar and he falls over dead.
"Damn, missed the buggar." God says.
The military described the drone strike as "surgical"
This was accurate. It was bloody, it was invasive, and they washed their hands afterwards.
My molecules are threatening to go on strike because they've lost their charge
They must have unionised!
An old one: A rabbi and a priest go golfing, but the rabbi keeps missing his shots.
Whenever this happens, he angrily exclaims, Goddammit, I missed! At each hole, the rabbi swears, and at each hole, the priest shakes his head. Finally, on the final hole, the exasperated priest declares, Rabbi, if you continue with this disrespect for the Lord's name, so help me, may He strike you down right here on the green. The rabbi swings, misses, and swears. Suddenly, a lightning bolt descends and incinerates the priest. A heavenly voice then cries out, Goddammit, I missed!
The male bees were unhappy with their lot ...
So they decided to stop fertilizing the Queen. They had the usual demands: larger honey rations, shorter hours, etc. The worker bees tried to negotiate, but it was too late, and the hive never recovered. Thus it became the first beehive destroyed in a drone strike.
I heard all the Mexicans in the U.S. are going on strike for one day to show how vital they are to the economy
They're calling it Señor Skip Day
what do you call a person who always gets a strike in bowling?
A one hit wonder
I hear you all like bowling jokes in these parts?
Ehhh, strike that. I'll spare you from it
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
A**spare**agus
Did you hear about the protesting bowling balls?
They were on strike
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