Strike Jokes

138 strike jokes and hilarious strike puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about strike that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article discusses the many funny and unique types of strikes, ranging from a bowling strike to a hunger strike. Read on to explore all the different types of strikes and how they can be used as laughter material.

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Best Short Strike Jokes

Short strike puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strike humour may include short attack jokes also.

  1. Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike
    I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke
  2. Nearly 200 million Chinese kids are back to school after COVID-19 crisis Unemployment strikes again
  3. Why does lightning strike in France so often? Because it follows the path of least resistance.
  4. If electricity always follows the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
  5. I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,
    My white friend in snow,
    My Chinese friend in sand,
    And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.
  6. I hear you all like bowling jokes in these parts? Ehhh, strike that. I'll spare you from it
  7. 2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard.
  8. Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7.
  9. If 2020 is not bad enough already, I've just read about dentists planning a national strike next month Brace yourselves.
  10. I asked 50 lighting strike survivors about the impact it had on their lives... The results were shocking.
Strike joke, I asked 50 lighting strike survivors about the impact it had on their lives...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about strike can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of strike puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Strike One Liners

Which strike one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strike? I can suggest the ones about scratch and struck.

  1. Why is Empire Strikes Back the best star wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
  2. When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes.
  3. If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is most likely to get hit? The conductor.
  4. Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere.
  5. The Invisible Masturbator strikes again! Nobody saw him coming
  6. I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive.
  7. What's a husband's favorite Karwa Chauth song? "Hunger Strike" by Pearl Jam!
  8. What do you call a war between india and the UK? The empire strikes back.
  9. My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke. He doesn't strike me as the funny type.
  10. When an eel strikes your heel and severe pain you feel... ... That's a moray.
  11. Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
  12. Lightning striking a cow isn't a rare event It's medium rare
  13. Why does lightning always strike trees? They are the path of leaf resistance.
  14. Why can't you use strike-marks to count in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban!
  15. You have a striking many times has it been struck?

Strike Out Jokes

Here is a list of funny strike out jokes and even better strike out puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the guy who got slapped by his reflection whenever he looked at a mirror? The resemblance was striking.
  • Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight... So you can start 2021 on the right foot!
  • What's the name for a Middle Eastern fowl that can bowl three strikes in a row? Turkey turkey turkey
  • Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas! Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!
  • "Do Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking."-Oliver Cromwell Tried this on my girlfriend, now I'm going to jail.
  • Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
  • The actors strike is delaying the release of Oppenheimer That’s okay, it was probably going to bomb anyway.
  • Yesterday, the Laundry Pressers Union walked off the job in the middle of their shift. They wanted to strike while the iron was hot.
  • I saw a fortune teller laughing so I punched her in the face.. You have to strike a happy medium..
  • My molecules are threatening to go on strike because they've lost their charge They must have unionised!

Counter Strike Jokes

Here is a list of funny counter strike jokes and even better counter strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's a judge's favorite game? Counter-strike
  • I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive.
  • Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work It's a counter strike
  • What do you call it when someone insults the whole world, and they retaliate? Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
  • What do you call Counter Strike: Global Offensive Professionals? Gopros.
  • Hey girl, do you play counter-strike? Because your face is Globally Offensive.
  • How do Counter Strike players clean their computers? They dedust it
  • If Undertale and Terminator made a Counter Strike map, it would be called... de_terminator
  • What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday.
  • What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Bowling Strike Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowling strike jokes and even better bowling strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
  • I ask my wife the same thing everytime I knock down 10 pins in one roll at a bowling alley. "How's that strike ya?"
  • The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike. They must have terrible working conditions.
  • what do you call a person who always gets a strike in bowling? A one hit wonder
  • I imagined the final strike. With a 300 point score, onlookers cheering my perfect game... It was mind-bowling.
  • Why couldn't the bowling club attract any good players? They said 3 strikes you're out.
  • Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
  • why are the french so good at bowling they always strike
  • Did you hear that the bowling alley is closed? The workers are on strike.
  • I went to the bowling alley today... ...but is was closed for some sort of staff function, they were all on strike.

Hunger Strike Jokes

Here is a list of funny hunger strike jokes and even better hunger strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike? A Somalian
  • What do you call a northern Irish hunger strike? A Bel Fast
  • Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause
  • What did Gandhi say after his hunger strike? That was fast.
  • Darth Vader What happened when darth vader went on hunger strike?
    A: They had to Force - feed him..

Train Strike Jokes

Here is a list of funny train strike jokes and even better train strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sometimes I sit next to random people on the train,strike up a casual conversation then, when the train stops i say "this is where i get off" Then I stick my hand down my pants.
Strike joke, Sometimes I sit next to random people on the train,strike up a casual conversation then, when the tr

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My nose is on strike

I have to picket.

What do you call a bunch of octupuses and whales going on strike together?

Octopi whale street!

So, a blonde and a brunette are at the mall...

and they see this really good looking guy. Being very outgoing girls they strike up a conversation. After they part ways, the blonde noticed that he had really bad dandruff.
"Yeah, we should give him Head & Shoulders." To which the blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

This guy sites down next to a pretty young girl at a bar

This guy sites down next to a pretty young lady at a bar and they strike up a conversation. The conversation is going pretty well, so the guy says "you remind me of my little toe." The lady, who is a bit confused, responds "is that because I'm small and cute?" The guy responds "no, it's because I'm going to bang you on the coffee table when I get home."

They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women

Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen

So a kid is standing in the middle of a field with a baseball and a bat...

He tosses the ball up to hit it. He swings, misses, and yells "Strike ONE!"
Tosses it up a second time. Swings. Misses. "Strike TWO!"
On the third time he tosses it up, he swings, and yet again, misses. "Strike THREE!"
"Wow," he said. "I didn't know I was such a good pitcher!"

Why should you attempt to hit a psychic who is smiling?

Because you should always try and strike a happy medium!

"Sir, the UAV strike b**... missed the target."

"Were we at least close?"
"Not even remotely."

If lightning always takes the path of least resistance...

why doesn't it always strike France?

A famous armorer was called to court...

…to demonstrate his new plate design. He set it on a stand in the middle of a grand gallery. The king called in his executioner, a dour and muscular man who prided himself in his ability to slice folk exactly in half, to strike the suit. With a sonorous clang! the executioner's heavy sword bounced off of the chest piece. Frustrated, he pointed an accusatory finger at the armorer and cried This is why we can't halve nice things!

Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?

Because it was extremely reactive

THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.

Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"

I s**... identify as Counter Strike...

*And I'm globally offended*

Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union?

They strike from the shadows.

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.

My friend claims that he is a really good boxer.

He doesn't strike me as one.

The Women's March is organising a strike day where women won't do anything

Thank god I know how to make sandwiches

I punched a clairvoyant who was laughing at me once.

I like to strike a happy medium

Strike Asks Employers to Imagine "A Day Without a Woman."

I knew traffic seemed smoother than usual this morning.

Strike 1 !

People always ask me about my brother who plays in the MLB but they never ask me about two of my other brothers who are both gay . which is sad . They only care about the pitcher but not the catchers.

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

My 7 year old neice told me this joke today

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Pick it!

A Muslim father catches his son m**.... He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind."

The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."

A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation

Before long they're arguing.
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "Why?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "Why?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

My friend really s**... at carpentry

He walked into Home Depot thinking he needed a screw.
The employee was trying to explain that he needed a nail, and how it even worked
Friend: So you're telling me I have to strike this thing repeatedly with a hammer?
Employee: Yes, you hit the nail on the head.

Someone told me Im more likely to die from a lightning strike while on the way to buying a lottery ticket than actually winning the lottery.

Either way I hit the jackpot.

I saw a clairvoyant laughing, so I hit them.

I always like to strike a happy medium.

How does a duck get a strike?

When he hits a fowl ball. If he gets three strikes he's probably a turkey.

When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike

People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.

I got kicked off my bowling team the other day

I managed to knock all the pins down on my first two turns. Then on my third turn I did it again and the leader of the team turned to me and said "Sorry, you're going to have to leave the team".
Apparently they have a three strike policy.

Where do you strike a captain on the nose?

the bridge

A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.

"I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?"
"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
"That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"

Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?

"He's O-dissing-us"

I'm a pro bowler now, But I wasn't always so good.

Back when I first started, I could never get a strike, and always had to clean up with a second throw. I only got better because I had a lot of spare time.

What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?

"It was shockingly powerful... Like, it really Hertz."

My dad died, and I wanted to talk to him in the afterlife.

So I went to a woman who could speak with the dead. I told her my situation, and described my dad. She went into a trance and, after a few moments, said "I'm communing with your father."
Then she smiled, so I punched her.
"What did you do that for?!" she demanded, shocked.
"It's what my dad would have wanted," I told her. "He always said it's important to strike a happy medium."

The secretary of defense entered Donald Trump's office.

He told Donald Trump that a drone strike in South America had killed 4 brazilian people.
He expected Trump to take this lightly, but much to his surprise, Trump's face turned white with shock, and he promptly fainted.
After Trump awoke, the secretary of defense said "I didn't know you would value 4 brazilian lives so much"
Trump responded "Just tell me, how many million is a Brazilian?"

It may strike anytime now

I threw a boomerang several years ago.
Now I live in constant fear

Told my Grandpa's favorite joke at his f**... and it helped cheer some sad eyes..... What happened when the parsley workers went on strike?

They're wages were garnished.

The Felony laws are rediculous...

Three guys were talking about how they ended up in an Arizona prison.
Guy 1: what are you in for?
Guy 2: selling w**... to my 23 year old cousin with anxiety.
Guy 1: I can beat that, I was playing bioshock and the radio in game played some 1950s s**.... I got a copy right strike and here I am.
Guy 3: I got you both beat. I'm in here because my a**... fall asleep in the bathtub.

A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies

In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.

20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.

Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

Two men got into a fight at the bar...

As one throws a punch, the other asks Do you know karate? the other man responds No . You don't strike me as someone who would

A priest and an atheist are playing golf.

The priest is okay, but the atheist is s**.... He keeps missing his shots. Every time he misses a shot, he says 'Damn, missed!' The priest got more and more agitated at the use of the word 'damn', and eventually snapped. He said, 'Do not use that word or God himself will strike you down!' There's an immediate ruble from the sky, and a bolt of lighting shoots down and vaporizes the priest into ash. A booming voice rings out across the golf course, striking fear into the golfers, and says:
'Damn, missed!'

I was out on the street, minding my own business...

when this guy Norman came up to me out of nowhere. I know his name because he immediately introduced himself without bothering to see if I was interested. I did not respond, yet he continued on, trying to strike up a conversation with me. I had things to do, so I pretended not to notice him.
Yet he still persisted. I know it's generally expected to be polite to people, but I guess I just prefer to ignore social Norms.
(Note: this is gentler than my joke about violating social Norms.)

I was at a seance and the spiritualist kept giggling, so I punched him.

My mother always told me to strike a happy medium.

John is playing golf with the vicar

He misses a three foot putt, and says "d**..., missed the buggar."
The vicar warns him "keep talking like that and God will open up the heavens and strike you dead with lightning."
John then misses a two foot putt, and repeats "d**..., missed the buggar."
Sure enough, God opens the heavens and sends down a lightning bolt, but it strikes the vicar and he falls over dead.
"d**..., missed the buggar." God says.

The military described the drone strike as "surgical"

This was accurate. It was b**..., it was invasive, and they washed their hands afterwards.

An old one: A rabbi and a priest go golfing, but the rabbi keeps missing his shots.

Whenever this happens, he angrily exclaims, g**..., I missed! At each hole, the rabbi swears, and at each hole, the priest shakes his head. Finally, on the final hole, the exasperated priest declares, Rabbi, if you continue with this disrespect for the Lord's name, so help me, may He strike you down right here on the green. The rabbi swings, misses, and swears. Suddenly, a lightning bolt descends and incinerates the priest. A heavenly voice then cries out, g**..., I missed!

The male bees were unhappy with their lot ...

So they decided to stop fertilizing the Queen. They had the usual demands: larger honey rations, shorter hours, etc. The worker bees tried to negotiate, but it was too late, and the hive never recovered. Thus it became the first beehive destroyed in a drone strike.

I heard all the Mexicans in the U.S. are going on strike for one day to show how vital they are to the economy

They're calling it Señor Skip Day

What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?


Did you hear about the protesting bowling b**...?

They were on strike

My wife didn't leave me because I'm lazy, overweight and jobless. She left me because I don't know anything about baseball.

That was strike four.

Did you hear about the US Air Forces accidental missile strike?

They took off on the mission and then couldn't abort!

Q: Did you hear that Quasimodo is on strike?

A: Doesn't ring a bell!

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

5, one to fill the paperwork, one to go on strike, and two to complain how it should've been changed last week

Strike joke, How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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