Strides Jokes
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First attempt at writing a joke!
I started a new job this week.
On my first day it was my co-worker Frank's birthday; we gathered around his desk to sing happy birthday and share a cake.
Just as we finished singing the office door slammed open.
In strides a creature: upper body of a man, lower body of a horse. He screams LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY and proceeds to grab Frank's cake and gallop out of the office with it.
I was dumbfounded but my new colleagues just rolled their eyes: "oh thats just Bill" they said "always the Centaur of attention."
Gatorades competition.
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
have you heard about the novice marching band?
I hear they're making great strides
Did you hear the news about quadriplegia research?
No?
Probably because they haven't been making great strides.
We have made great strides....
in improving the quality of life for the physically handicapped.
The Pope is making great strides in combating child a**......
But many priests are still coming in a little behind.
What should you do when you eat too much gum at once?
You take it in Strides!
Leaving a tip
A old man stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves three pennies for a tip.
As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, "You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves".
The old man turns around, curiosity getting the better of him. "Oh, really?
Tell me, what does my tip say"?
"Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty man".
Barely able to conceal his pride, the man utters, "Hmm, true enough".
"And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor".
Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well, that's true, too".
"And the third penny tells me that your father was also a bachelor".
A man and his wife are walking St. Peter's Square
When they feel a slight precipitation. "It's snowing!" The wife exclaims excitedly. "No dear, this is most definitely rain." The husband replies. They bicker for a few minutes more before the husband spots a Communist officer and decides to ask him what the precipitation is. He strides up to the officer and asks "Officer Rudolph, this precipitation is rain, is it not?" Rudolph replies, "Da! Is most definitely rain!" The husband walks back to his wife and smiles "See, I told you, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."
A man is stranded on a desert island...
... When all of a sudden a beautiful brunette in full scuba gear strides out of the water surrounding the island. She sits down next to the awestruck man and says, "Would you like a cigarette?" The man agrees, and she unzips a pouch on her thigh and pulls out some cigarettes and a lighter.
After they've finished their cigarettes, the brunette says, "Would you like a drink?"
The man agrees, and the woman opens a small bag at her waist, and takes out a small bottle of champagne and two glasses. As they sip their drinks, the brunette leans forward and says, "Would you like to play around?"
The man's eyes widen and he yells, "You've got golf clubs in there as well?"
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