The Best 25 Strictly Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Strictly jokes. There are some strictly evolutionary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strictly databases puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Strictly Jokes and Puns
Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon...
most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus
So a college teacher is talking to his male students...
"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohibited. If someone is caught there for the first time, they will suffer a fine of 100 dollars. The second offence will involve a 300 dollar fine. Getting caught there for the third time will cost you a hefty fine of 500 dollars."
Suddenly, a student in the back raises his hand and asks:
"How much for a semester pass?"
A woman was trying on her new fur coat.
Her teenage daughter walked up to her and said.
"Mother, do you realize that this coat is the result of the suffering of a poor, defenseless animal?"
The woman looked strictly at her daughter.
"Young lady, don't you dare talk about your father like that."
I was at the supermarket, looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful busty blonde picking out Asian dinners. I took a quick glance at her hand and saw no wedding ring! Well, as you can imagine, I promptly did what any virile, red-blooded man would do with this opportunity...
I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...
I started a strictly carnivore diet, but I stopped
it was a fruitless endeavor
What do vegan black holes say?
"I'm on a strictly planet based diet"
Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom?
Strictly Ballroom.
Back before the internet was so public it was very hard to get to places we take for granted. For instance there used to be a gay internet, strictly for gay people.
To find it you had to hit these keys in this sequence on your keyboard it was "Enter" "Colon" "Pound, pound, pound"
Why was it illegal to vote for Trump in the 2020 election?
It was strictly forbiden.
I'm excited to announce I'm starting my new company that strictly replaces fuses.
When customers come to me to have fuses replaced I'll be able to refuse but still get paid.
I'm strictly against cigarettes.
So I burn them.
You can explore strictly preferences reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean strictly religiously dad jokes. There are also strictly puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Strategy for arguing with your wife/girlfriend
When you are arguing with your wife or girlfriend, point your finger at the kitchen and strictly say "Go to your room!".
After building the wall, Trump to build an electromagnetic barrier to prevent foreign bees from entering the U.S. by sending waves that interfere with their communication.
Trump is strictly against Global Swarming
I hate when I turn on my computer at work
And it says loading your personal settings.
I'm like "Woah, this is strictly a professional relationship".
This joke is nuts but its strictly for northeasterners
The rest of you no pecan
Lions are strictly on a vegan diet.
They consume about 10 to 15 pounds of vegans a day.
My local college has a scheme that lets student earn their tuition by working in the on campus bakery.
The opportunity isn't open to everyone. It's run on a strictly knead to know basis.
People keep saying my dwarf best friend is in love with me
But our relationship is strictly plutonic.
The Bayeux Tapestry is not strictly accurate historically.
The whole story has been embroidered. Typically, by the winners. Some say it was a stitch-up!
A dolphin was arrested for weed possession.
Cop: Is this your Marijuana, sir?
Dolphin: No sir, it's for my cousins. Strictly for medical porpoises.
He asks: You got anything strictly theoretical?
A tachyon walks into a bar
I screwed up and cheated with the cute Australian girl from the local sandwich shop.
Now I'm trying to keep it strictly down under wraps.
Why did the bouncer not allow gold digger in the bar?
Cause miners are strictly prohibited
Playing Truth or Dare
Boy: Truth.
Girl: Did you suggest we play this game strictly to try to hookup with me?
Boy: You're not playing the game right.
I wonder if the lawyer of Mr. Armstrong, the ex-Tour de France winner, ever
worked for a big corporation or if he was strictly a Free Lancer.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strictly religions jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working strictly purely piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.