The Best 8 Strict Diet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strict Diet jokes. There are some strict diet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strict diet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strict Diet Jokes and Puns

Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?

His name was Only One Cannoli.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms.

I started a strictly carnivore diet, but I stopped

it was a fruitless endeavor

What do vegan black holes say?

"I'm on a strictly planet based diet"

A lot of guys struggle to add muscle

Take my cousin, for example. He has a very strict diet and always sticks to his regimen. He never skips a day. The dude is still a skeleton, basically. Some people just struggle to add weight. Granted, his regimen mostly includes heroin, but still.


Due to health concerns, my doctor recommend I go on a strict vegetarian diet, and practice portion control.

I am happy to announce that I am down to one vegetarian a day, as they are surprisingly filling.

Lions are strictly on a vegan diet.

They consume about 10 to 15 pounds of vegans a day.

I have decided to start a strict vegetarian diet

Starting tonight I will enjoy a nice thick steak. Cows are the most delicious of the strict vegetarians

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strict diet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working strict diet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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