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A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, You have to help me; I think I'm shrinking.
Now settle down, the doctor calmly told him. You're just going to have to be a little patient.
A man's dog dies
A fine elderly Catholic gentleman lived alone in Southwest Florida in an upscale gated community except for his beloved dog that he had for a long time.
The dog finally died and the gent went to the parish priest, saying "Father, my dear dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the grief stricken man "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a Baptist church down the road, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."
The old fellow said "I'll go right now. Thank you Father...By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick replied
"Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."
A Shlep on the Beach
A woman is at the beach with her grandson when a huge wave suddenly washes the boy out to sea. Grief-stricken, she falls on her knees, looks up to the sky and implores: "Oh God, return my grandson to me and I'll give all my money to the synagogue and devote my life to prayer and good works!"
Suddenly, the clouds part, the sky clears and another wave washes the boy back on the beach, completely unharmed. Once again the woman looks up to the heavens and cries out:
"He had a hat!"
An old russian joke
A love-stricken young man rings his beloved and tells her -- "My sweetest, I would like to tell you something special, something truly intimate, something that I wish to remain shared only between the three of us: you, me, and the KGB officer who eavesdrops on our phone line"...
A guy goes to a doctor
"Hello" says the doctor. I'm afraid I've got some bad news and some really bad news.
the guy, who's mildly panic stricken asks "whats the really bad news?"
The doctor says: you've got a day left to live
"And just the bad?"
The doctor says "the clock on the wall is 40 minutes slow, but I should've told you 23 hours ago.
Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship
And the news presenter says "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at my girlfriend, and now it's all kicked off!
My friend from a poverty-stricken country is really good at saving loose change.
Makes cents.
What Do You Call A Container Full Of Goods Headed To A War-Stricken Country?
Dockers Without Borders
What happened to the vertigo stricken function when it's Z increased?
It got dz.
A guy gives his girl an engagement ring. She puts it on her finger and slaps him in the face.
He was Au stricken.
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