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6 stretcher jokes and hilarious stretcher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stretcher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover how to make your hospital stay a bit more bearable with some lighthearted stretcher jokes! From jokes about board stretchers, thorns, crutches, and the ICU, get ready to have a good laugh as you read through a collection of the best stretcher jokes!

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What is a good stretcher joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

So I was at the Red Cross...

Shopping for a stretcher. The assistant asked if I'd like try it out before I bought it. I thought "Nah, I don't wanna get carried away."

After a crazy night on the town, all I can remember before blacking out is paramedics approaching me with a stretcher.

I guess I got carried away.

A state trooper is sitting at the end of a tunnel and pulls over a motorist for speeding.

License and registration the officer says.
No problem replies the motorist.
What are you doing out so late sir? the officer asks.
Just had a late night at work he replies.
Really? What do you do for work? the officer says.
Well...I'm an a**... stretcher he says.
An a**... stretcher?
Yeah, I take a**... and stretch them as far as you want, up to 6 feet
What would anyone do with a six foot a**...?! The office exclaims.
Well, the state gives them a car and puts one at the end of a tunnel!

Why did the man in the stretcher apologize?

Because he got carried away.

What do an ambulance and a yoga class have in common?

They both contain stretchers.

it's winter. down the hill you go, on a taboggan. eyes closed, screaming.

up the hill you go. eyes closed, on a stretcher.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about stretcher can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of stretcher puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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